Hypothetical: Jim Ross Calls UFC

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Jon Jones! Jon Jones! Jon Jones!

As God as my witness Cyborg has weight cut in half!

Roy Nelson is one of the greatest athletes in the world today.

*Yep this is totally based on a one off quote in the main MMA thread.

[Mozenrath]

Meanwhile, Josh says some stupid shit about JR and MMA, backing down immediately when called out on it and offering a pissy apology.

[jason1980s]

I really don't care for UFC. I find some of them to be fighters playing WWE superstars while WWE wrestlers fancy themselves UFC fighters. Anyway, if Jim Ross called the fights, I would definitely tune in and possibly even want to pay for the pay per views.
Gorilla would try to make even the lowest match on the card seem big but to me, it generally didn't work. Jim Ross, on the other hand, could call the "broomstick" match and it would be amazing.

[karl100589]

Dec 29, 2016 8:51:20 GMT -5 KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! said:

Jon Jones! Jon Jones! Jon Jones!

As God as my witness Cyborg has weight cut in half!

Roy Nelson is one of the greatest athletes in the world today.

*Yep this is totally based on a one off quote in the main MMA thread.

That damn Jezebel Ronda!

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

They need to slow down.

[Sephiroth]

Only if UFC picks up sponsorship from fruity, fruity, delicious, fruity Skittles!

[Deleted]

He'll bring in fake McGregor and Rousey after they both jump ship to WWE.

[Tiger Millionaire]

We could feel that punch right in.....my ass.

[Andy Martin]

And people thought Goldie made mistakes?!?! They'd be in for a real treat with JR.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

There goes Travis Browne, he'll make a lot of mistakes today.

Cody Garbrandt is a true blue chipper.

[SkullTrauma]

JR: Try my BBQ sauce!
Dana: Stop calling, Jim.