mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 2, 2017 12:54:58 GMT -5
You're out jogging in the morning, you're working up a sweat and you're feeling good about yourself. Your foot hits a rock and you go sprawling over yourself, twisting your ankle badly. It hurts like hell.. But thankfully no-one saw it happen, right? Then you look up and see this.  What do? |
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
Posts: 27,028
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 2, 2017 12:59:20 GMT -5
Laugh with them. I've embraced my stupid klutziness years ago.
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Post by captainhindsite on Jan 2, 2017 13:13:33 GMT -5
First hit taker in the dick before he gets me first. Then hold my hand out for jbl to help me knowing he will turn on me I rake his eyes as he bends down. Then I stand up look at Vince and immediately go into a Waynes World I'm not worthy! Bow
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jan 2, 2017 14:07:43 GMT -5
Clench.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jan 2, 2017 14:17:24 GMT -5
"f*** you Taker. I thought you were better than that"
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 2, 2017 14:19:24 GMT -5
wonder where the f*** the aeroplane appeared from
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Jan 2, 2017 14:25:34 GMT -5
Ask Taker hey man how tall are you If he gives me an answer, use the "I didn't know they stacked shit that high" line from full metal jacket. and prepare for a beating.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,477
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Post by Rican on Jan 2, 2017 14:27:24 GMT -5
If I am ever in a situation where I'm on the ground/floor and The Undertaker is there and I DON'T do the zombie sit-up, my entire life will have been a waste.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
Posts: 6,786
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 2, 2017 14:38:13 GMT -5
"I fell down so fast I warped back in time 15 years!!"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2017 14:40:05 GMT -5
I probably do what Brock Lesnar did at SummerSlam 2015
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 2, 2017 16:18:50 GMT -5
"Glad you liked my impression of your ratings and buy rates."
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 2, 2017 16:30:53 GMT -5
Just pray that JBL doesn't meet me in the shower when I'm trying to clean myself off...
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 2, 2017 16:43:45 GMT -5
 Clench. Clench. Clench. CLENCH! Clench!!Nooo! Nooo! Nooo! |
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2017 21:10:20 GMT -5
No one is going to threaten to shoot the WWE employees in this one, right?
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,372
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 2, 2017 21:32:32 GMT -5
Hand taker some tape for his fists and tell him to get it over with
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Post by IMPRESSIVE knightwing1047 on Jan 2, 2017 21:59:27 GMT -5
You guys are like so strong, stop laughing and help me up.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2017 22:16:47 GMT -5
Serious answer: ask Vince for a job.
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 2, 2017 23:18:39 GMT -5
"f*** you Taker. I thought you were better than that" That's why they call him Mean Mark |
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Post by TheFadedSpade on Jan 3, 2017 3:24:04 GMT -5
I would say "Don't laugh" with the straightest face I have and then proceed to laugh with them.
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
Posts: 2,036
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Jan 3, 2017 3:27:14 GMT -5
I probably do what Brock Lesnar did at SummerSlam 2015 Get kicked in the dick? |
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