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Post by lizzurd on Jan 2, 2017 12:57:30 GMT -5
Anybody here read Austrian-German?Eigentlich sind der vierfache Wrestling-Champion Alberto Del Rio und sein Bruder El Hijo de Dos Caras nach Leoben gekommen, um bei der Wrestling-Nacht die Gegner das Fürchten zu lehren. Doch nach einer Schlägerei in einem Lokal "verwechselte" Del Rio auch noch die Polizeidienststelle mit dem Ring - schlug seinen Bruder nieder und den Posten kurz und klein. Rough Google translate: Blut an Wänden, Inventar zerstört Beim Showdown knockte Alberto dann aber seinen Bruder El Hijo aus, er musste ins Krankenhaus. Und auch der Posten muss nun neu ausgemalt werden - die beiden haben ordentlich Blutspuren hinterlassen und das Inventar zerstört. Die Raufbolde haben sich aber wieder lieb und sich für die "Einlage" entschuldigt. Don't really know what to make of this. Could just be the newspaper/tabloid recapping an angle, but this is El Cokehead del Knifefight we're dealing with. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jan 2, 2017 13:09:40 GMT -5
El Cokehead del Knife Fight needs to be a character in Lucha Underground.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 2, 2017 13:12:05 GMT -5
So del Rio and his brother got in a fight with the 90's alternative group the smithereens? Am I reading that right?
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 2, 2017 13:39:36 GMT -5
My German is very rusty, but here goes:
The article, roughly, says that El Cokehead del Knife Fight and El Hijo de Dos Caras, his brother, were in Leoben for a wrestling event. Afterwards, they were involved in bar fight which sent a man to the hospital and they were arrested. During the arrest, El Cokehead del Knife Fight and El Hijo de Dos Caras started fighting amongst themselves, with El Cokehead del Knife knocking out El Hijo de Dos Caras. Regular restraints weren't enough, (I think they mean some plastic strip?) and El Cokehead del Knife had to be cuffed, but normal cuffs were too small, and the police had to use ankle cuffs. They left a bloody mess at the policestation with lots of destroyed inventory, chairs, tables etc. They have already kissed and made up.
Again, my German isn't what it used to be, but I think that's the gist of it.
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Jan 2, 2017 14:07:07 GMT -5
My German is very rusty, but here goes: The article, roughly, says that El Cokehead del Knife Fight and El Hijo de Dos Caras, his brother, were in Leoben for a wrestling event. Afterwards, they were involved in bar fight which sent a man to the hospital and they were arrested. During the arrest, El Cokehead del Knife Fight and El Hijo de Dos Caras started fighting amongst themselves, with El Cokehead del Knife knocking out El Hijo de Dos Caras. Regular restraints weren't enough, (I think they mean some plastic strip?) and El Cokehead del Knife had to be cuffed, but normal cuffs were too small, and the police had to use ankle cuffs. They left a bloody mess at the policestation with lots of destroyed inventory, chairs, tables etc. They have already kissed and made up. Again, my German isn't what it used to be, but I think that's the gist of it. Basically, yeah. They used thick cable ties to cuff his wrists and he tore them, so they used cuffs.
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Post by tenshi on Jan 2, 2017 16:07:32 GMT -5
What's up with Del Río hitting people bloody and then being all buddy-buddy with them?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2017 16:11:44 GMT -5
I don't know where this El Cokehead del Knife Fight name came from but holy shit do I love it.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 2, 2017 16:27:07 GMT -5
Just another day in the life of El Patron.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2017 17:38:39 GMT -5
What's up with Del Río hitting people bloody and then being all buddy-buddy with them? They're bonding over their mutual interest in aggression.
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Post by thetower52 on Jan 2, 2017 17:50:19 GMT -5
f***ing Del rio is a mess.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 2, 2017 18:02:16 GMT -5
I once thought Del Rio had heroically kicked the shit out of a racist and hilariously (if enormously unprofessionally) beaten up Sin Cara for trying to call a match off over a broken finger.
I increasingly think Del Rio is just a piece of shit.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 2, 2017 18:07:44 GMT -5
Super aggressive on Del Rio's part
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jan 2, 2017 22:42:38 GMT -5
Could this not just be kayfabe bullshit to garner interest in the show he's working in Austria?
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jan 2, 2017 23:06:05 GMT -5
I once thought Del Rio had heroically kicked the shit out of a racist and hilariously (if enormously unprofessionally) beaten up Sin Cara for trying to call a match off over a broken finger. I increasingly think Del Rio is just a piece of shit. Yeah, the past year has really put Del Rio in general and especially punching the racist twitter guy into perspective, as it comes across more and more like he's just very ill-tempered and out of control.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 2, 2017 23:16:14 GMT -5
El Cokehead del Knife Fight needs to be a character in Lucha Underground. Alberto's knife vs. Joey's penis would be the feud of the year.
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Post by Shark on Jan 2, 2017 23:17:06 GMT -5
Not to wrongly accuse someone of something, but is it possible there is some sort of chemical that is causing these seemingly sudden outbursts of anger and aggression Del Rio is exhibiting?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 3, 2017 2:47:43 GMT -5
Yeah, ok there.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 3, 2017 7:35:55 GMT -5
Not to wrongly accuse someone of something, but is it possible there is some sort of chemical that is causing these seemingly sudden outbursts of anger and aggression Del Rio is exhibiting? Like Cocaine?
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 3, 2017 8:21:57 GMT -5
El Hijo del Cokehead del Knife Fight.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 3, 2017 9:19:48 GMT -5
Let me guess, Alberto's brother said that Paige looked lovely and the fight started
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