CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Jan 3, 2017 16:59:42 GMT -5
I'm watching Nitro from January 10, 2000 (I'm not insane, just following along with the Keep it 2000 podcast) and during this interminable nWo 2000/Old Age Outlaws promo, Jeff Jarrett says to Larry Zbyszko "I'm going to stretch his ass like it's never been stretched before!" and, well, his statement could easily be confused for something else.
I'm familiar with the infamous "I'm gonna come on you like no one's ever come on you!" promo, but any other moments in wrestling where someone should have really thought harder before saying the words out loud?
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 3, 2017 17:07:07 GMT -5
"Lita jerking Edge off...................................................the ladder"
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jan 3, 2017 17:14:07 GMT -5
Jigsaw claiming in a Chikara promo that he and Hallowicked "had done everything it was possible to do together in a ring".
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 3, 2017 17:16:48 GMT -5
Mark Henry is handling the big (Ahmed) Johnson.
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MolotovMocktail
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 3, 2017 17:55:15 GMT -5
"Owen Hart couldn't defy gravity." - Booker T attempting to compare Neville's style to Owen
"That'll break your neck." - Curt Hennig watching Marty Jannetty do a Rocker Dropperj
Not a live comment, but the slogan on the Mexicools' T-shirt: "Your ass is grass, and we're the lawnmowers."
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 3, 2017 17:56:13 GMT -5
The Undertaker tossing off Mick Foley.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 3, 2017 19:40:44 GMT -5
Wecw I think it was dreamer and Stevie Richards where Stevie ( I think) said come on. And tommy replied with don't come on me Stevie
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ERON on Jan 3, 2017 20:58:52 GMT -5
Always Pounding Ass
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jan 3, 2017 22:15:40 GMT -5
I COULDNT FIND A WO-MAN!
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jan 3, 2017 23:07:29 GMT -5
See Nash, you can wear any Halloween costume you want to, but you know and I know that you're only half the man that I am - and I have half the brain that you do.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 3, 2017 23:11:02 GMT -5
"McMahon, if you actually think, that I was the right gay---- guy!"
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MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 4, 2017 10:44:23 GMT -5
"Tully Blanchard, I'm gonna come on you harder than any man came on you before."-Magnum TA
Kevin Sullivan during a promo started to just put in so much innuendos everyone started Corpsing.
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魔界5号
Hank Scorpio
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Post by 魔界5号 on Jan 4, 2017 10:56:26 GMT -5
"I want a piece of your ass, Rock! And I want it tonight!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 4, 2017 11:15:58 GMT -5
Glad no one's said the Triple H one, which is pretty obviously the joke he was going for.
Though, his "cut the tail off the dog, and it dies" rambling promo qualifies, at least in regards to being utter gibberish.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 4, 2017 11:55:06 GMT -5
Glad no one's said the Triple H one, which is pretty obviously the joke he was going for. ditto Angle's promo on Rey Mysterio |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2017 13:09:01 GMT -5
Anytime JR called a guy a stud, it made me giggle.
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MolotovMocktail
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 4, 2017 13:40:12 GMT -5
Glad no one's said the Triple H one, which is pretty obviously the joke he was going for. ditto Angle's promo on Rey Mysterio Was this the one where Angle was talking about manhandling boys? I just remembered that one after my post. How about Flair's infamous promo on Orton: "You're just a virgin. And one thing I know is, how to make virgins bleed." That was the night Vince invited several representatives of WWE's sponsors, and was so horrified that they heard that promo, he almost fired Flair on the spot. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 4, 2017 13:42:01 GMT -5
ditto Angle's promo on Rey Mysterio Was this the one where Angle was talking about manhandling boys? I just remembered that one after my post. How about Flair's infamous promo on Orton: "You're just a virgin. And one thing I know is, how to make virgins bleed." That was the night Vince invited several representatives of WWE's sponsors, and was so horrified that they heard that promo, he almost fired Flair on the spot. he had a bunch in a row and Angle kept going NO NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! On Flair when he talked about sleeping with Zenyatta... the horse, in TNA. |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jan 4, 2017 14:59:37 GMT -5
Jim Ross, during a Chyna interference in an Al Snow match: "Oh my god - Chyna just gave Al Snow head, and now he's flat on his back!"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 4, 2017 18:11:51 GMT -5
There was a lot of 'wanting (wrestler)'s ass' in the old days. |
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