2017 WWE's Got Me f***ed Up

[trollrogue]

Okay, I've been posting on the FAN forums for years now and I'm sure I'm not the first person to think this. But I'm convinced the WWE is reading my posts and have begun implementing my suggestions/wishes/diatribes on the boards towards their creative booking now.

Like seriously, there are well documented posts back when I first started making comments here where I was the only Mizfit championing his promo ability. Then all of a sudden his Talking Smack promo aired and now viola everyone recognizes Miz as perhaps the BEST promo in all of WWE.

But that's just scratching the surface.

Last week, I made a comment about a 'wish for 2017' being that I wildly hope that Aaliyah would debut on SDLive (her selling impressed me at NXT: Osaka) and that she would have a great singles' career on the A show even as a jobber to the female stars (see: James Ellsworth) and lo and behold, she's gone and debuted on the first SDLive of 2017. What!??

I also referenced John Cena and his curious reverse-Rock persona in the AJ Styles fued, he is in The Rock's position as the Hollywood Agent who think he's 'owed' a title match despite not being in the trenches like AJ Styles has been reigning/defending the title. This has just become the focal point of their feud, and even Lone Wolf Barin Corbin (one of my Fave Five who I wanted to make a name for himself against someone other than Ziggler) squashes Ziggy and then gets to have a 'stand over the prone body of' moment with Cena!!

I mean, I would have dismissed this all as happenstance were it not for Alexa Bliss (my favorite NXT female since her debut) winning the SDLive title in the most unlikely of ways in that Women's Battle Royale, or much less even getting drafted to SDLive in the first place (I had always hoped she would breakout and my post history will back that up since she was on the Full Sail circuit).

Now that after-RAW show with Paul Heyman and JBL and Other Guy who LITERALLY discussed every talking point I brought up in the forums from the IWC's inanity with 3-Hour RAWs being too long right down to Hulk Hogan's future legacy in the WWE being discussed in the WWE makes me seriously think that not only are the writers of the World Wrestling Entertainment actively involved in reading the FAN Network boards, but they have been systematically dissecting my very forum posts for maximum entertainment in their respective wrestling brands. Even if they haven't been stalking my comments for ideas, it's damn entertaining to me because virtually everything I've seen of the WWE in 2017 is something I've always wanted to see happen so win/win. Well, win/win/win (the third win is Vince not having to pay me for being a Head Writer)

(I'll give them the Jack Gallagher 'Clue' Gentleman's Duel since that was all them, though)

[Big Bad Kahuna]

No offense, but your ideas/observations weren't really "out there" or very convoluted, they were logical and well-observed ideas for certain wrestlers and stories

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I wish WWE would read my posts more often. I still want the return of the Christmas Creature and a transgender women's champion.

[trollrogue]

I fully accept the fact that I'm a jabronie mark who may have worked myself into a shoot, brothers. But again, everything is great with the WWE and me atm and Goldberg/Lesnar kicking off the Royal Rumble is making me into a 10-year-old eager fan again. I'm pissed that Wednesday is almost here and I hafta wait another week for more WWE programming. This hasn't happened in like a decade

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

What this tells me is that you're their inside guy.

[the2ndevil]

Jan 4, 2017 7:55:19 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

What this tells me is that you're their inside guy.

GET'EM!

[trollrogue]

Jan 4, 2017 7:55:19 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

What this tells me is that you're their inside guy.

Well there's only one way to find out-- if all of a sudden the WWE starts pushing anybody on this unlikely list in the month of January/February randomly, people should start raisin' their eyebrows higher than The Rock cause I'm Keyser Soze:

- Tyler Breeze (as a singles' guy)
- Kofi Kingston (singles' guy, particularly going over in the Royal Rumble as maybe not the winner but in the Final 3 at least)
- Jack Swagger
- Maryse (as a wrestler again not arm candy)
- The Drifter Elias Samson (his heel heat has finally made me hate him so much he's getting Miz heat from me now)
- Eva Marie (same as Drifter I just think she can wrestle better than anyone expects, but who really cares she will be the most over female heel of all time if they give her SDLive segments)
- Nikki Snow (debuts in the Rumble for some in-SaNity reason and fights only men on WWE main, making her a threat to Asuka on NXT)

boom, any one of these happen and I will hafta admit that it was me all along, Austin! I was always Vince's mole, Austin, I had to do it to teach you a lesson Austinnnnn

[thecrusherwi]

Since they listen to you, can you post something about how awesome Wrestlemania would be at Miller Park in Milwaukee for me?

[Sicho100]

The moment Ronda Rousey debuts as Sister Abigail, I'm suing them.

[Deleted]

Do me a favor and post about how Samoa Joe should win the Rumble and headline Mania.

Also post about how show opening promos that lead to main events are stupid.

Thanks.