Post by James Fabiano on Jan 11, 2017 14:02:24 GMT -5
So Scott Keith's Observer recaps are to the point where Brad Armstrong will debut as Arachnaman. Which got me to thinking...if Arachnaman had his own universe, what would it be like?
Let's start by giving Arachnaman a valet....his girlfriend Crystal Meth Holmes. I also feel if they brought Jack Victory in to be the Emerald Troll, his arch enemy, they could have drawn money. Randy Hogan should have been re-signed and introduced as Arachnaman's frenemy, the Unbelievable Hunk.
And he needs a theme song of course: Arachnaman, Arachnaman, does whatever a jobber can, hits the mat, many times, gets squashed bad, just like flies...
Let's start by giving Arachnaman a valet....his girlfriend Crystal Meth Holmes. I also feel if they brought Jack Victory in to be the Emerald Troll, his arch enemy, they could have drawn money. Randy Hogan should have been re-signed and introduced as Arachnaman's frenemy, the Unbelievable Hunk.
And he needs a theme song of course: Arachnaman, Arachnaman, does whatever a jobber can, hits the mat, many times, gets squashed bad, just like flies...