Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jan 16, 2017 14:27:51 GMT -5
Seriously, WTF is this?!?!
Somebody saw Marley & Me and thought the problem was that the dog didn't die enough!
Who would put themselves through watching this? You're going to be a blubbering mess within minutes and for the duration of the movie.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 16, 2017 14:35:55 GMT -5
Enough with All these dog movies? I want the movie where cats are the heroes dammit! I want A Cat's Purpose. I mean yes it would be mostly about sleeping and trying to find things to play with until they decided to kill them but still.
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Jan 16, 2017 16:03:39 GMT -5
Pure smaltz....I'm sure people that enjoy Hallmark/Kirk Cameron movies will eat this up with a spoon.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 16, 2017 16:35:13 GMT -5
I probably won't watch it, at least not in the theater. I'll cry lol
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Rican
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Post by Rican on Jan 16, 2017 16:54:26 GMT -5
I would cry for the entirety of this movie so I don't plan to watch it lol.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jan 16, 2017 16:56:18 GMT -5
It definitely looks like the most blatant exercise in emotionally manipulating an audience I've ever seen. Just....pure schmaltzy cheese.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jan 17, 2017 10:01:02 GMT -5
Hopefully there will be a Doggy Death Count in th corner of the screen with a picture of a dog with x's over his eyes next to the number.
Also I hope we get some quick deaths. Getting taken by a hawk as a puppy. Stuff like that.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 17, 2017 11:01:08 GMT -5
I'd be a blubbering mess for most of this, but I can't say no to an animal movie. I'll probably be seeing this at some point.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jan 17, 2017 11:03:18 GMT -5
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 17, 2017 11:55:49 GMT -5
Enough with All these dog movies? I want the movie where cats are the heroes dammit! I want A Cat's Purpose. I mean yes it would be mostly about sleeping and trying to find things to play with until they decided to kill them but still. Did you miss this?  |
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Annette
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Post by Annette on Jan 17, 2017 12:08:32 GMT -5
I'd cry nonstop. I also don't go apeshit over dogs... sooo...
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 17, 2017 12:09:31 GMT -5
Enough with All these dog movies? I want the movie where cats are the heroes dammit! I want A Cat's Purpose. I mean yes it would be mostly about sleeping and trying to find things to play with until they decided to kill them but still. I dunno maybe cat's can stop going around stealing everyones Lasagna for a change. |
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Post by edgestar on Jan 17, 2017 12:42:34 GMT -5
I still cry for my dog, who passed 5 years ago, this March 9th. I would be a mess for this.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 13:53:47 GMT -5
I read the book it's based on a few years ago. If you've ever loved a dog, I highly recommend it. Great read.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 14:23:35 GMT -5
Enough with All these dog movies? I want the movie where cats are the heroes dammit! I want A Cat's Purpose. I mean yes it would be mostly about sleeping and trying to find things to play with until they decided to kill them but still. Nine Lives exists. The worst movie of 2016 NOT nominated by the Razzies. |
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riseofsetian1981
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 17, 2017 14:50:49 GMT -5
I became a blubbering mess when I watched last years Pete's Dragon. Plus I am a sucker for animals and seeing as I have a cat, this is a movie I refuse to watch. I understand animal deaths are a part of life, however, why would they torture an audience like this? I know I would be crying for sure.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 17, 2017 14:57:21 GMT -5
Enough with All these dog movies? I want the movie where cats are the heroes dammit! I want A Cat's Purpose. I mean yes it would be mostly about sleeping and trying to find things to play with until they decided to kill them but still. Nine Lives exists. The worst movie of 2016 NOT nominated by the Razzies. No...you'll see that there are worse movies not nominated by the Razzies this year than Nine Lives. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 14:58:35 GMT -5
Nine Lives exists. The worst movie of 2016 NOT nominated by the Razzies. No...you'll see that there are worse movies not nominated by the Razzies this year than Nine Lives. Like Norm of the North. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 17, 2017 15:04:01 GMT -5
No...you'll see that there are worse movies not nominated by the Razzies this year than Nine Lives. Like Norm of the North. WORSE!!!! |
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Jan 17, 2017 15:10:23 GMT -5
All the dogs I follow on Instagram are riding for this movie.
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