Ben Wyatt
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 23, 2017 11:01:10 GMT -5
Oh dear lord. No. Nope.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jan 24, 2017 20:05:07 GMT -5
I know this gets said quite a bit but this has to be a new low for Hollywood when it comes to ideas.
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 25, 2017 0:59:26 GMT -5
It's one of those movies people will look back on and say "oh, it mustve came out that decade".
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2017 16:18:37 GMT -5
Reviews so far are about how horrible the film is, and even the "positive" reviews mention how poor it is.
0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Let's start digging some Graves for Sony Pictures.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 27, 2017 16:25:08 GMT -5
I'd wish Ebert was alive to review this, but I wouldn't wish watching this movie on anyone.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jul 27, 2017 16:38:26 GMT -5
I for one am SHOCKED!
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Post by xCompackx on Jul 27, 2017 16:39:57 GMT -5
Everything I've seen for promotion of The Emoji Movie has came off as entirely ironic so I'm legit wondering if they knew it'd be shit and had to finish it. There cannot be someone at Sony who's genuinely shocked at the negative reaction as people have been laughing at the entire concept ever since it was announced.
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Post by darbus alan on Jul 27, 2017 16:43:28 GMT -5
I almost feel bad for TJ Miller. He's a funny dude but I can't think of a single movie he starred in (as the main character; He was in a few good movies like HTTYD and Deadpool as supporting characters) that hasn't been terrible.
The trailers for the Emoji Movie make it look like it belongs more in an MST3k riff than an actual cinema. I also have to wonder how the hell they got a global treasure like Patrick Stewart to voice the Poop emoji. Blackmail? A ridiculous amount of money? A lost bet?
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jul 27, 2017 16:47:55 GMT -5
So a ripoff of Wreck It Ralph, Inside Out and The Lego Movie will be what kills Sony.
Ghostbusters put a bullet in their chest, this one's a bullet to the skull.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Jul 27, 2017 16:48:08 GMT -5
I'm being absolute sincere when I say I thought this came out at least a year ago and was already on DVD until the last few days.
f***ing Sony, man..
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Post by Giul T. on Jul 27, 2017 16:55:51 GMT -5
So if this kills Sony pictures does that affect other pockets like PlayStation?
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jul 27, 2017 16:56:44 GMT -5
This looks like the kind of fictional bad film that Mad Magazine would make up.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jul 27, 2017 16:58:09 GMT -5
So if this kills Sony pictures does that affect other pockets like PlayStation? No, different department entirely. Playstation is one of the few things Sony has that is profitable at the moment.
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Post by Fade on Jul 27, 2017 18:05:23 GMT -5
Budget is an estimated $50,000,000. I cannot wait to see how much it (doesn't) make.
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Post by thirteen3 on Jul 27, 2017 18:13:09 GMT -5
I want this to fail (Spider-Man may be fully be in Marvels hands afterwards) but this is summer and parents want a cool place to dump their kids for 90 mins. This pile of excrement could still be profitable.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jul 27, 2017 18:21:37 GMT -5
Reviews so far are about how horrible the film is, and even the "positive" reviews mention how poor it is. 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Let's be fair here, usally the Rotten Tomatoes rating drops a little bit after the movie opens. ... ... ... I stand by my rant!
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Post by BorneAgain on Jul 27, 2017 18:29:35 GMT -5
Patrick Stewart before the premiere: And after: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 27, 2017 18:40:09 GMT -5
Errr..
At least TJ has Deadpool 2 and Ready Player One in his future.
Oh wait IMDb says he role in Deadpool 2 is (rumored)
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jul 27, 2017 18:45:13 GMT -5
Patrick Stewart has the look of a man who made a huge mistake.
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Post by ltcproductions on Jul 27, 2017 18:46:42 GMT -5
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