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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 2, 2017 8:20:24 GMT -5
Croc angrily exclaiming about how much Nintendo screwed him over. Fox McCloud quietly nods in the background thinking back to the Starfox 2 debacle, but isn't as willing to burn bridges as the already blacklisted Croc. Until someone mentions the Wii U controller. (Hey, why should all the pops be at Sega? Nintendo have more than enough scummy business practises to shoot on.) : Another e-mail question: Thoughts on Metroid: Other M? Samus: *Glares at the question for a few moments before taking a drink* Are we sure I'm authorized to answer that? *Oliver laughs* Samus: Bottle ship, what a crock of s***. Yeah I know where I wanna stick that bottle. *looks into the camera* Hey, Adam Malkovich, f*** you! Oliver: Okay, okay fair enough. Next question is about Federation Force. Samus: Oh for the love of... |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 2, 2017 9:24:28 GMT -5
How Big is Wario's dick?
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 2, 2017 9:38:17 GMT -5
Luigi: Nobody ever got a boner playing a Peach game. Daisy is the superior talent.
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Post by sternrogers01 on Feb 2, 2017 9:40:27 GMT -5
"All day long I'm playing video games with Hulk Hogan, because Hulk Hogan wants to play his CREATE-A-WRESTLER card"
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Post by Jiren on Feb 2, 2017 9:41:31 GMT -5
Mario: about 8 in.....I DON'T f***ING KNOW Interviewer: Well others have chimed in, let's take a look Sonic: Ask Peach Peach: Bigger than Mario's & Bowser's but not as big as Donkey Kong's Donkey Kong: *Monkey Talk* - Subtitles say "Yeah I hit That" {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Peach: Oh and Yoshi's tongue technique is amazing *Mario Looks Pissed* |
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 2, 2017 9:46:17 GMT -5
Waluigi: I'm not booked
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 2, 2017 10:06:46 GMT -5
"PAC-MAN MADE THE PLUMER THERE BE NO MARIO WITHOUT HEEM. PAC-MAN #1 FROGGER #1! MARIO--HACK-PHOO!"
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Post by Jiren on Feb 2, 2017 10:09:12 GMT -5
Alex Kidd: f*** SONIC, I was Sega's Mascot till that blue f***head appeared
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Post by Fundertaker on Feb 2, 2017 10:15:39 GMT -5
Solid Snake: f*** this company!
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Feb 2, 2017 11:06:25 GMT -5
I really wish this whole "everything Sonic related is terrible " crap would just go away forever. Not joking, I'm so tired of it.
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Post by sternrogers01 on Feb 2, 2017 11:10:41 GMT -5
"Baley, there's nothing better than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place that makes you uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD"
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 2, 2017 11:11:54 GMT -5
I really wish this whole "everything Sonic related is terrible " crap would just go away forever. Not joking, I'm so tired of it. Clash you're taking this more seriously than anyone else. This is just a fun thread. |
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Post by Jiren on Feb 2, 2017 11:37:06 GMT -5
Solid Snake: f*** this company! Simon Belmont: I second that bro |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Feb 2, 2017 12:43:37 GMT -5
I really wish this whole "everything Sonic related is terrible " crap would just go away forever. Not joking, I'm so tired of it. Clash you're taking this more seriously than anyone else. This is just a fun thread. I apologize. I haven't been feeling all that hot lately, about a variety of things. But I don't want my frustration to cause any problems. *hugs* |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Feb 2, 2017 12:59:51 GMT -5
Subzero my man, how does it feel to job to Scorpion every game? How can you get over?
Well, I would feel crap but I was knocking off Sonya and Sindel at the same time, so it's not too bad. Heck, even Johnny Cage sucked my popsicle that one time in Outworld. Can Scorpion say that?
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Post by Jiren on Feb 2, 2017 13:07:54 GMT -5
Interviewer: you're an icon in the gaming world and your game kickstarted the FPS genre.....kinda.
Your thoughts
Doom guy:...............
Interviewer: well said man
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 2, 2017 13:14:11 GMT -5
So we're here with Luigi Mario, the other Mario Brother. Luigi, what can you tell us about behind the scenes of Super Mario Galaxy?
Luigi: It was a fun journey. We'd never been to outer space before, so it was a different kind of atmosphere, no pun intended.
What about the one level where you had to rescue yourself instead of your brother Mario?
Luigi: Man, that was an odd trip all together. I'm surprised we didn't turn the space/time continuum into pasta with that little romp.
There have been rumors floating around since the release of that game that Rosalina is from the future, and that she's the daughter of Princess Peach and yourself? Care to divulge on that.
Luigi: I, uh, I don't know where you're getting that from. Mario and Princess Peach are destined to be together.
There are so many signs pointing to it, though. Rosalina is tall and thin, like yourself. She's left handed, like yourself. She has a green cap that in her storybook, states belonged to her father. So based on these facts, it's like that you're the father, Luigi.....that or Link.
Link: Hey don't get me involved in this whole controversy. I have enough trouble dealing with my timeline being divided into 2 separate ones.
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Post by Malcolm on Feb 2, 2017 13:23:55 GMT -5
Interviewer: But some would say "Sunshine" was a dark spot of the Mario franchise.... Mario: Only buffoons think that, Look at the reviews. Sure we tried something new with FLUDD but it was still a great game, Unlike a certain game from 2006 *Chuckle*. We get on fine now though. I'd rather be a buffoon than ever go through the pachinko machine stage or the chucksters or blue coins or any of the other bullshit Sunshine put out there. And I'd much rather have had the long jump than the slow FLUDD hover. I don't even think it's that great of a game... More closer to good/mediocre(mediocre IMO)... I much preferred, Super Mario 64, Pac-Man world 2, Jack & Daxter, Rayman 3, and dare I say Sonic Adventure 2 than Sunshine. But I digress... Youshoot? Captain Falcon complaining about Mario using backstage politics to keep a new F-Zero game from being made while he whores out Mario Kart. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 2, 2017 13:32:42 GMT -5
Bowser: Goodnight Koopa Troopamaniacs and jabronie marios without a 1up that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marios
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Post by Jiren on Feb 2, 2017 13:39:00 GMT -5
Interviewer: But some would say "Sunshine" was a dark spot of the Mario franchise.... Mario: Only buffoons think that, Look at the reviews. Sure we tried something new with FLUDD but it was still a great game, Unlike a certain game from 2006 *Chuckle*. We get on fine now though. I'd rather be a buffoon than ever go through the pachinko machine stage or the chucksters or blue coins or any of the other bullshit Sunshine put out there. And I'd much rather have had the long jump than the slow FLUDD hover. Great game my ass... More closer to good/mediocre... I much preferred, Super Mario 64, Pac-Man world 2, Jack & Daxter, Rayman 3, and dare I say Sonic Adventure 2 than Sunshine. But I digress... I think you took that WAY more seriously than you should've. |
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