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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2017 18:01:09 GMT -5
I'm starting to think they are actually the same people
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2017 18:02:46 GMT -5
Ted could travel back in time and kill them before they became tough.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2017 18:06:17 GMT -5
They fight to a draw after Bill & Ted show up needing to recruit them and Keanu's other characters to save the world.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 16, 2017 18:08:26 GMT -5
john wick as neo is too busy trying to figure out if agent smith is part of Skynet or not.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 16, 2017 18:10:37 GMT -5
Jonathan Harker from Dracula. He knows where the bastard sleeps!
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Post by Joe Neglia on Feb 16, 2017 18:13:29 GMT -5
Provided the other characters didn't have a squirrel with them, Ortiz the Dog Boy.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2017 18:14:15 GMT -5
Wick kills him while he is plugged in.
Movies message is too much virtual porn kills.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2017 18:14:24 GMT -5
John Wick and Neo isn't even a contest. Neo's like, a friggin' reality warper. Dude can fly. Bring folks back from the dead. Fly into them and make them explode.
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 16, 2017 18:22:06 GMT -5
Provided the other characters didn't have a squirrel with them, Ortiz the Dog Boy. Damn, beat me to it. |
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Post by Glitch on Feb 16, 2017 18:50:36 GMT -5
John Wick since Neo only has powers in the Matrix or when he's near the machines. Wick is neither, and Neo may have knowledge of kung fu in his head, but didn't really practice it in real life.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 16, 2017 18:52:18 GMT -5
Neo and John Wick face off and get ready to fight only to have Tod Higgins accidentally run them both over with his drag racer.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 16, 2017 20:10:03 GMT -5
Ted because Wick and Neo aren't real
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Feb 16, 2017 20:15:08 GMT -5
They wouldn't fight each other.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 16, 2017 20:15:53 GMT -5
I'm sorry, the correct answer is Shane Falco.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 16, 2017 20:17:16 GMT -5
Other: Scott, his character from My Own Private Idaho who was essentially was Prince Hal from Henry IV.
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Post by metylerca on Feb 16, 2017 20:29:39 GMT -5
Johnny Utah. Any other answer forgets that he is an FBI agent, Bodhi.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2017 20:36:45 GMT -5
This thread made me realize Keanu Reeves always had the best character names of any actor ever.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 16, 2017 20:42:34 GMT -5
I'm sorry, the correct answer is Shane Falco. I'd say that Johnny Utah or Jack Traven are more threatening than him. That's ignoring that he was Kai in 47 Ronin (but then again, did anyone actually see that movie to pay attention to the character?) Then again, at least none of those characters have anything to do with Satan. Kevin Lomax is Satan's favorite person (because he is his son) and John Constantine was his least favorite person (because he came back to life and escaped Hell in the process). |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 16, 2017 21:36:12 GMT -5
johnny mnemonic for the win
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 17, 2017 6:39:44 GMT -5
John Wick doesn't need fancy computer powers to kill the shit out of everything.
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