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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 1:54:29 GMT -5
A TRIP TO THE LIBRARY?! OKAY, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!!!!! *evil laughter* Ok then, lets be on our merry way. *leads Spanky into the library* Hey old buddy old pal, What's your take on Curious George? EVERYONE LOVES A CURIOUS MONKEY!!! WHY DO YOU ASK??!!!!
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 1:59:35 GMT -5
*evil laughter* Ok then, lets be on our merry way. *leads Spanky into the library* Hey old buddy old pal, What's your take on Curious George? EVERYONE LOVES A CURIOUS MONKEY!!! WHY DO YOU ASK??!!!! *Out from behind the bookshelf walks Mike Tyson* "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME I PONDER TO MYSELF? Also, be weary, my ear has an infection, and any slight yell, other than my own a second ago, would cause me to snap and cause you pain and discomfort."
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:01:37 GMT -5
EVERYONE LOVES A CURIOUS MONKEY!!! WHY DO YOU ASK??!!!! *Out from behind the bookshelf walks Mike Tyson* "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME I PONDER TO MYSELF? Also, be weary, my ear has an infection, and any slight yell, other than my own a second ago, would cause me to snap and cause you pain and discomfort." Heh, heh, Mr. Tyson, I wasn't talking about you. Please don't kill me. I was uh, talking about Curious George. It was all Raven's fault, I'd go and yell at him.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:03:43 GMT -5
*Out from behind the bookshelf walks Mike Tyson* "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME I PONDER TO MYSELF? Also, be weary, my ear has an infection, and any slight yell, other than my own a second ago, would cause me to snap and cause you pain and discomfort." Heh, heh, Mr. Tyson, I wasn't talking about you. Please don't kill me. I was uh, talking about Curious George. It was all Raven's fault, I'd go and yell at him. DAMMIT! ...uh oh. *gets ripped in half* Well that sucked. Mind handing me my own ass?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:05:53 GMT -5
Heh, heh, Mr. Tyson, I wasn't talking about you. Please don't kill me. I was uh, talking about Curious George. It was all Raven's fault, I'd go and yell at him. DAMMIT! ...uh oh. *gets ripped in half* Well that sucked. Mind handing me my own ass? Not at all, my good man. So, what tortuous punishment do you have in store next? (By the way, is it just me, or is this becoming more like Spy vs. Spy every post?)
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:07:15 GMT -5
DAMMIT! ...uh oh. *gets ripped in half* Well that sucked. Mind handing me my own ass? Not at all, my good man. So, what tortuous punishment do you have in store next? (By the way, is it just me, or is this becoming more like Spy vs. Spy every post?) Yeah this is getting out of hand. Say, care for a refreshing and harmless bombless pie?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:08:00 GMT -5
Not at all, my good man. So, what tortuous punishment do you have in store next? (By the way, is it just me, or is this becoming more like Spy vs. Spy every post?) Yeah this is getting out of hand. Say, care for a refreshing and harmless bombless pie? Bombless pie, you say? Why, that sounds delicious. I believe I'll have a slice. Again, what could possibly go wrong?
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:10:48 GMT -5
Yeah this is getting out of hand. Say, care for a refreshing and harmless bombless pie? Bombless pie, you say? Why, that sounds delicious. I believe I'll have a slice. Again, what could possibly go wrong? A valiant question good sir! In fact, lets push this button that says 'EXPLOSIVES' that isn't related to any pie I know and find out shall we?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:13:54 GMT -5
Bombless pie, you say? Why, that sounds delicious. I believe I'll have a slice. Again, what could possibly go wrong? A valiant question good sir! In fact, lets push this button that says 'EXPLOSIVES' that isn't related to any pie I know and find out shall we? Push away, my friend. It's not like anything in my general proximity is gonna explode, is it?
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:16:27 GMT -5
A valiant question good sir! In fact, lets push this button that says 'EXPLOSIVES' that isn't related to any pie I know and find out shall we? Push away, my friend. It's not like anything in my general proximity is gonna explode, is it? Oh pish posh ol' chap, of course not. *turns into those 'choose your own adventure' books* Turn to page 23 if you want to push the button for sure. Turn to page 56 if you want to make a fool of yourself and not trust The Raven.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:18:56 GMT -5
Push away, my friend. It's not like anything in my general proximity is gonna explode, is it? Oh pish posh ol' chap, of course not. *turns into those 'choose your own adventure' books* Turn to page 23 if you want to push the button for sure. Turn to page 56 if you want to make a fool of yourself and not trust The Raven. Oh, I'm not good at these books. I always get the ending that kills me. That said, pg. 23 couldn't possibly result in anything bad, while pg. 56 makes me look like a fool. I will choose pg. 23, good sir.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:25:06 GMT -5
Oh pish posh ol' chap, of course not. *turns into those 'choose your own adventure' books* Turn to page 23 if you want to push the button for sure. Turn to page 56 if you want to make a fool of yourself and not trust The Raven. Oh, I'm not good at these books. I always get the ending that kills me. That said, pg. 23 couldn't possibly result in anything bad, while pg. 56 makes me look like a fool. I will choose pg. 23, good sir. BAH HA HA HA HA! I mean, ok. Whatever. *pushes button* Suddenly time stands still and Spanky is wisked away through space and time and at the feet of a bearded face.....THE BEYONDER. "Spanky, I have taken you to my..uh floating rock thing for a very special...test. I have pondered a great many thing, but none so great as, which is better, good or evil? I have taken a group of 'villians' as they are known and put them on a planet populated by innocent beings. They are Dr Doom, The Red Skull, Doctor Octopuss and Magneto. I will allow you to choose a team of your own, to battle these 'foes' and prove that good is stronger than evil, choose wisely, because if you fail, Raven will blow up your body and have sex with your corpse Katie Vick style. I leave the choices up to you.....
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:28:02 GMT -5
Oh, I'm not good at these books. I always get the ending that kills me. That said, pg. 23 couldn't possibly result in anything bad, while pg. 56 makes me look like a fool. I will choose pg. 23, good sir. BAH HA HA HA HA! I mean, ok. Whatever. *pushes button* Suddenly time stands still and Spanky is wisked away through space and time and at the feet of a bearded face.....THE BEYONDER. "Spanky, I have taken you to my..uh floating rock thing for a very special...test. I have pondered a great many thing, but none so great as, which is better, good or evil? I have taken a group of 'villians' as they are known and put them on a planet populated by innocent beings. They are Dr Doom, The Red Skull, Doctor Octopuss and Magneto. I will allow you to choose a team of your own, to battle these 'foes' and prove that good is stronger than evil, choose wisely, because if you fail, Raven will blow up your body and have sex with your corpse Katie Vick style. I leave the choices up to you..... Whoa, that was unexpected. Ok, the time for choosing is now! I will choose as my three teammates Brian Kendrick, Samoa Joe, and Spiderman. That's the ultimate superteam right there. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Beyonder.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:33:20 GMT -5
BAH HA HA HA HA! I mean, ok. Whatever. *pushes button* Suddenly time stands still and Spanky is wisked away through space and time and at the feet of a bearded face.....THE BEYONDER. "Spanky, I have taken you to my..uh floating rock thing for a very special...test. I have pondered a great many thing, but none so great as, which is better, good or evil? I have taken a group of 'villians' as they are known and put them on a planet populated by innocent beings. They are Dr Doom, The Red Skull, Doctor Octopuss and Magneto. I will allow you to choose a team of your own, to battle these 'foes' and prove that good is stronger than evil, choose wisely, because if you fail, Raven will blow up your body and have sex with your corpse Katie Vick style. I leave the choices up to you..... Whoa, that was unexpected. Ok, the time for choosing is now! I will choose as my three teammates Brian Kendrick, Samoa Joe, and Spiderman. That's the ultimate superteam right there. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Beyonder. And so it begins. I shall now place the villians on the planet, and speed time up so that exactly one year has passed. They have taken over, enslaved the beings, and have spread a message of "big strong super dudes are cooler than those with other kind of powers" throughout the land. Now, I shall take your team, nicknamed The Spanksters BTW, and put them in an abandoned factory where DVD's of the movie Gigli are produced. Here comes your first challange now........MAGNETO.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:34:36 GMT -5
Whoa, that was unexpected. Ok, the time for choosing is now! I will choose as my three teammates Brian Kendrick, Samoa Joe, and Spiderman. That's the ultimate superteam right there. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Beyonder. And so it begins. I shall now place the villians on the planet, and speed time up so that exactly one year has passed. They have taken over, enslaved the beings, and have spread a message of "big strong super dudes are cooler than those with other kind of powers" throughout the land. Now, I shall take your team, nicknamed The Spanksters BTW, and put them in an abandoned factory where DVD's of the movie Gigli are produced. Here comes your first challange now........MAGNETO. Brian, distract him. Spidey, you tie him up with some webs. Joe, you kick his head off. Or eat him. Your choice.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:36:43 GMT -5
And so it begins. I shall now place the villians on the planet, and speed time up so that exactly one year has passed. They have taken over, enslaved the beings, and have spread a message of "big strong super dudes are cooler than those with other kind of powers" throughout the land. Now, I shall take your team, nicknamed The Spanksters BTW, and put them in an abandoned factory where DVD's of the movie Gigli are produced. Here comes your first challange now........MAGNETO. Brian, distract him. Spidey, you tie him up with some webs. Joe, you kick his head off. Or eat him. Your choice. *Joe ole kicks Magneto's head off, THEN eats it.* Wow. That was....quick. Ok then, now what is your next move?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:39:05 GMT -5
Brian, distract him. Spidey, you tie him up with some webs. Joe, you kick his head off. Or eat him. Your choice. *Joe ole kicks Magneto's head off, THEN eats it.* Wow. That was....quick. Ok then, now what is your next move? It's time to set the native beings free!! FREEDOM!!!!!!! How might one go about that?
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:40:52 GMT -5
*Joe ole kicks Magneto's head off, THEN eats it.* Wow. That was....quick. Ok then, now what is your next move? It's time to set the native beings free!! FREEDOM!!!!!!! How might one go about that? ...by going to each villians hideout and defeating them one by one until only Doom is left like I had planned. Didn't you watch the Spiderman cartoon when we were kids?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:42:32 GMT -5
It's time to set the native beings free!! FREEDOM!!!!!!! How might one go about that? ...by going to each villians hideout and defeating them one by one until only Doom is left like I had planned. Didn't you watch the Spiderman cartoon when we were kids? Yeah, but I gotta admit, my little ADD-addled mind barely remembers the order he took the villians out in. Whose next?
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:44:18 GMT -5
...by going to each villians hideout and defeating them one by one until only Doom is left like I had planned. Didn't you watch the Spiderman cartoon when we were kids? Yeah, but I gotta admit, my little ADD-addled mind barely remembers the order he took the villians out in. Whose next? Well Magneto wasn't in the cartoon version of the secret wars(He was supposed to be), so whoever you want next (except Doom, he's last for a reason)
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