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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:46:15 GMT -5
Yeah, but I gotta admit, my little ADD-addled mind barely remembers the order he took the villians out in. Whose next? Well Magneto wasn't in the cartoon version of the secret wars(He was supposed to be), so whoever you want next (except Doom, he's last for a reason) Alright then. Red Skull, as the lamest villian of the bunch, has to be next.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:49:17 GMT -5
Well Magneto wasn't in the cartoon version of the secret wars(He was supposed to be), so whoever you want next (except Doom, he's last for a reason) Alright then. Red Skull, as the lamest villian of the bunch, has to be next. ....lame? *dies* Anyways, Red Skull time, ok. *Takes Spanky to a very run down part of the planet called "Harlem" where all the nazis hang out (hey, it's an alien planet, let them be in Harlem). Suddenly, Skull is on the move, because he is cool like that and I tipped him off because you said he was lame. He uses a ray gun to wound Joe, so make your move fast.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:51:47 GMT -5
Alright then. Red Skull, as the lamest villian of the bunch, has to be next. ....lame? *dies* Anyways, Red Skull time, ok. *Takes Spanky to a very run down part of the planet called "Harlem" where all the nazis hang out (hey, it's an alien planet, let them be in Harlem). Suddenly, Skull is on the move, because he is cool like that and I tipped him off because you said he was lame. He uses a ray gun to wound Joe, so make your move fast. Dammit, Joe's down. Spidey, get the guy. Brian you've gotta hit a high flying move while I move in for the kill with my rapier. *STAB*(And for the record, out of Magneto, Dr. Doom, Doc Ock, and Red Skull, yeah, Skull's the short straw. Still a decent villian in his own right)
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:54:15 GMT -5
....lame? *dies* Anyways, Red Skull time, ok. *Takes Spanky to a very run down part of the planet called "Harlem" where all the nazis hang out (hey, it's an alien planet, let them be in Harlem). Suddenly, Skull is on the move, because he is cool like that and I tipped him off because you said he was lame. He uses a ray gun to wound Joe, so make your move fast. Dammit, Joe's down. Spidey, get the guy. Brian you've gotta hit a high flying move while I move in for the kill with my rapier. *STAB*(And for the record, out of Magneto, Dr. Doom, Doc Ock, and Red Skull, yeah, Skull's the short straw. Still a decent villian in his own right) Ignoring your total ignorance (heh, see what I did there?) Red Skull is dead and gone, but Joe has been cursed with a spell that makes his fat turn to kitten fluff! He's useless now. Only a DOCTOR could cure him....(foreshadowing is fun)
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 2:56:18 GMT -5
Dammit, Joe's down. Spidey, get the guy. Brian you've gotta hit a high flying move while I move in for the kill with my rapier. *STAB*(And for the record, out of Magneto, Dr. Doom, Doc Ock, and Red Skull, yeah, Skull's the short straw. Still a decent villian in his own right) Ignoring your total ignorance (heh, see what I did there?) Red Skull is dead and gone, but Joe has been cursed with a spell that makes his fat turn to kitten fluff! He's useless now. Only a DOCTOR could cure him....(foreshadowing is fun) Dammit, we need a doctor. Spidey, you think you could get Curt Connors here? Joe needs help, and let's face, he's our trump card. He ate freakin' Magneto.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 2:59:46 GMT -5
Ignoring your total ignorance (heh, see what I did there?) Red Skull is dead and gone, but Joe has been cursed with a spell that makes his fat turn to kitten fluff! He's useless now. Only a DOCTOR could cure him....(foreshadowing is fun) Dammit, we need a doctor. Spidey, you think you could get Curt Connors here? Joe needs help, and let's face, he's our trump card. He ate freakin' Magneto. Yeah lets completely forget the other two doctors on this planet and call in one who doesn't exist anymore because I just killed him with my thoughts. ...well ok we can alter the plan a little and bring in Conors. *wisks in Conors because Spidey clapped his hands and believed* "What am I doing in this place, Spanky?"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 3:01:12 GMT -5
Dammit, we need a doctor. Spidey, you think you could get Curt Connors here? Joe needs help, and let's face, he's our trump card. He ate freakin' Magneto. Yeah lets completely forget the other two doctors on this planet and call in one who doesn't exist anymore because I just killed him with my thoughts. ...well ok we can alter the plan a little and bring in Conors. *wisks in Conors because Spidey clapped his hands and believed* "What am I doing in this place, Spanky?" Hey, I vaguely recall Conners in the cartoon you referenced earlier, that's what I thought you meant. Okay, rewind, no mention of Conners. Let's try to find Doc Ock.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 3:05:47 GMT -5
Yeah lets completely forget the other two doctors on this planet and call in one who doesn't exist anymore because I just killed him with my thoughts. ...well ok we can alter the plan a little and bring in Conors. *wisks in Conors because Spidey clapped his hands and believed* "What am I doing in this place, Spanky?" Hey, I vaguely recall Conners in the cartoon you referenced earlier, that's what I thought you meant. Okay, rewind, no mention of Conners. Let's try to find Doc Ock. *stabs Connors in the throat* (And Connors was brought in to replace Magneto in the cartoon, but I'm trying to set up an event that also happened, and had greater meaning) Ok then off we go. *wisks Spanky away to a labratory where all sorts of lab stuff is* "SO, YOU HAVE ENTERED MY LAB UNINVITED EH? AND WITH MY MORTAL ENEMY SPIDERMAN? I'M PISSED NOW!" Time to do something Spanky.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 3:07:51 GMT -5
Hey, I vaguely recall Conners in the cartoon you referenced earlier, that's what I thought you meant. Okay, rewind, no mention of Conners. Let's try to find Doc Ock. *stabs Connors in the throat* (And Connors was brought in to replace Magneto in the cartoon, but I'm trying to set up an event that also happened, and had greater meaning) Ok then off we go. *wisks Spanky away to a labratory where all sorts of lab stuff is* "SO, YOU HAVE ENTERED MY LAB UNINVITED EH? AND WITH MY MORTAL ENEMY SPIDERMAN? I'M PISSED NOW!" Time to do something Spanky. Dammit, he wants to kill us. How do I make him help us? Well, I've got a unique way with people. Let's try that. HEY, DOC, THIS GUY NEEDS A DOCTOR!!!!!!! HELP HIM!!!!! PLEASE???!!!!!
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Post by wcwite on Nov 10, 2006 3:08:26 GMT -5
So what is the match now?
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 3:09:43 GMT -5
*stabs Connors in the throat* (And Connors was brought in to replace Magneto in the cartoon, but I'm trying to set up an event that also happened, and had greater meaning) Ok then off we go. *wisks Spanky away to a labratory where all sorts of lab stuff is* "SO, YOU HAVE ENTERED MY LAB UNINVITED EH? AND WITH MY MORTAL ENEMY SPIDERMAN? I'M PISSED NOW!" Time to do something Spanky. Dammit, he wants to kill us. How do I make him help us? Well, I've got a unique way with people. Let's try that. HEY, DOC, THIS GUY NEEDS A DOCTOR!!!!!!! HELP HIM!!!!! PLEASE???!!!!! "What? Never! I trust no one that works with Spiderman. I guess you will have to kill me and then move on to some other doctor....."
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 3:12:37 GMT -5
Dammit, he wants to kill us. How do I make him help us? Well, I've got a unique way with people. Let's try that. HEY, DOC, THIS GUY NEEDS A DOCTOR!!!!!!! HELP HIM!!!!! PLEASE???!!!!! "What? Never! I trust no one that works with Spiderman. I guess you will have to kill me and then move on to some other doctor....." But... Doom's an even bigger prick than you. But fine then. Let's see, how to do this. Spidey, you're the expert on fighting him. You take the lead. Brian, give him the Sliced Bread no. 2. I'll finish him with the Rapier. *STAB AGAIN*
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Post by wcwite on Nov 10, 2006 3:12:53 GMT -5
So what is the match now?
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 3:17:12 GMT -5
"What? Never! I trust no one that works with Spiderman. I guess you will have to kill me and then move on to some other doctor....." But... Doom's an even bigger prick than you. But fine then. Let's see, how to do this. Spidey, you're the expert on fighting him. You take the lead. Brian, give him the Sliced Bread no. 2. I'll finish him with the Rapier. *STAB AGAIN* Well since Octavius is dead that only leaves one doctor.... *A bright light flashes and The Spanksters are knocked for a loop. They awake days later in a place called "New Latveria" and Joe is mysteriously missing....* What now Spanky?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 3:18:23 GMT -5
But... Doom's an even bigger prick than you. But fine then. Let's see, how to do this. Spidey, you're the expert on fighting him. You take the lead. Brian, give him the Sliced Bread no. 2. I'll finish him with the Rapier. *STAB AGAIN* Well since Octavius is dead that only leaves one doctor.... *A bright light flashes and The Spanksters are knocked for a loop. They awake days later in a place called "New Latveria" and Joe is mysteriously missing....* What now Spanky? First things first, I've got to find Joe. Off we go.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 3:23:36 GMT -5
Well since Octavius is dead that only leaves one doctor.... *A bright light flashes and The Spanksters are knocked for a loop. They awake days later in a place called "New Latveria" and Joe is mysteriously missing....* What now Spanky? First things first, I've got to find Joe. Off we go. *The rest of the Spanksters walk through town, and are stopped by robot police dudes.* HALT IN THE NAME OF DOOM! You are now taken to a new version of Castle Doom where you find a face you haven't seen in a while.....Joe. But he is cured now. How can this be? *enter Doom* Welcome to New Latveria foes. I see you are quiet happy to see your friend Joe, well HE IS NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU! Joe: Doom has this device, it can transport powers from one being to another, and he cured me by taking an innocent bystander and giving them my curse isn't he the greatest? Oh yeah I am evil now and stuff because Doom cured me and you didn't. *Doom then turns the machine on.......... .......... THE BEYONDER HIMSELF! You are now against Joe and a power mad Dr Doom. Time to save the world hero.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 3:27:42 GMT -5
First things first, I've got to find Joe. Off we go. *The rest of the Spanksters walk through town, and are stopped by robot police dudes.* HALT IN THE NAME OF DOOM! You are now taken to a new version of Castle Doom where you find a face you haven't seen in a while.....Joe. But he is cured now. How can this be? *enter Doom* Welcome to New Latveria foes. I see you are quiet happy to see your friend Joe, well HE IS NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU! Joe: Doom has this device, it can transport powers from one being to another, and he cured me by taking an innocent bystander and giving them my curse isn't he the greatest? Oh yeah I am evil now and stuff because Doom cured me and you didn't. *Doom then turns the machine on.......... .......... THE BEYONDER HIMSELF! You are now against Joe and a power mad Dr Doom. Time to save the world hero. Oh, crap. This could turn out bad. Spidey, get Joe's feet. FOR GOD'S SAKE, WEB HIS FEET BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL!!!!!! All right, Brian, Spidey, you take Joe. Time for Dr. Doom to feel the Rapier. HAVE AT THEE!!!!!! *Dramatic swordfight ensues while Spidey and Brian tangle with Joe*
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 3:32:58 GMT -5
*The rest of the Spanksters walk through town, and are stopped by robot police dudes.* HALT IN THE NAME OF DOOM! You are now taken to a new version of Castle Doom where you find a face you haven't seen in a while.....Joe. But he is cured now. How can this be? *enter Doom* Welcome to New Latveria foes. I see you are quiet happy to see your friend Joe, well HE IS NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU! Joe: Doom has this device, it can transport powers from one being to another, and he cured me by taking an innocent bystander and giving them my curse isn't he the greatest? Oh yeah I am evil now and stuff because Doom cured me and you didn't. *Doom then turns the machine on.......... .......... THE BEYONDER HIMSELF! You are now against Joe and a power mad Dr Doom. Time to save the world hero. Oh, crap. This could turn out bad. Spidey, get Joe's feet. FOR GOD'S SAKE, WEB HIS FEET BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL!!!!!! All right, Brian, Spidey, you take Joe. Time for Dr. Doom to feel the Rapier. HAVE AT THEE!!!!!! *Dramatic swordfight ensues while Spidey and Brian tangle with Joe* *Doom turns the rapier into a pillow* "Time for a nap lamers. (yes he said lamers)" *but first he cuts Brian's legs off and mind punches Spidey in the nuts* Joe: Hey Doom, I know you are supposed to be evil, but can you cut these guys a break? I mean don't kill them so bad is all. Doom: Why? I have the powers of the Beyonder himself. I can do as I wish. In fact I will now put the device that gave me the powers right here next to me as I sleep.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 10, 2006 3:35:14 GMT -5
Oh, crap. This could turn out bad. Spidey, get Joe's feet. FOR GOD'S SAKE, WEB HIS FEET BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL!!!!!! All right, Brian, Spidey, you take Joe. Time for Dr. Doom to feel the Rapier. HAVE AT THEE!!!!!! *Dramatic swordfight ensues while Spidey and Brian tangle with Joe* *Doom turns the rapier into a pillow* "Time for a nap lamers. (yes he said lamers)" *but first he cuts Brian's legs off and mind punches Spidey in the nuts* Joe: Hey Doom, I know you are supposed to be evil, but can you cut these guys a break? I mean don't kill them so bad is all. Doom: Why? I have the powers of the Beyonder himself. I can do as I wish. In fact I will now put the device that gave me the powers right here next to me as I sleep. Time to destroy the machine, maybe? Kick it, smash it, crush it, whatever I need to do! Of course, Doom could probably kick my ass, even in his sleep, so I doubt this'll work.
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Post by The Raven on Nov 10, 2006 3:38:00 GMT -5
*Doom turns the rapier into a pillow* "Time for a nap lamers. (yes he said lamers)" *but first he cuts Brian's legs off and mind punches Spidey in the nuts* Joe: Hey Doom, I know you are supposed to be evil, but can you cut these guys a break? I mean don't kill them so bad is all. Doom: Why? I have the powers of the Beyonder himself. I can do as I wish. In fact I will now put the device that gave me the powers right here next to me as I sleep. Time to destroy the machine, maybe? Kick it, smash it, crush it, whatever I need to do! Of course, Doom could probably kick my ass, even in his sleep, so I doubt this'll work. aaaaaandddddddd no it doesn't work. But that's ok, because Doom can't control his new powers while he is asleep and it causes demon monsters to attack you! Everyone is down and the only one left is Joe....but he is sorta evil now. Unless you can make up a speech about how Joe is being dick and needs to ole kick Doom in the nads I don't know what to tell you........
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