Trapped in my bedroom

[ayumidah]

Because someone thought it was a good idea to shut the door on me while the knob was jammed while we were trying to figure out how to fix it. Waiting on a dude to come get me out because the person who locked me in can't figure out how to get the knob apart even though I tried telling her, and she doesn't want to help me get out of the window.

So... someone wanna entertain me while I wait?

[The Unconquered Sun]

Entertain you, huh...
*strips down to the Borat man thong*
Ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
*dances a little*

[ayumidah]

The worker came already, he's out buying a replacement doorknob right now. The dude was at a funeral when we called him. Oh geez.

[mcmahonfan85]

use this opportunity to to write a rap opera parodying Trapped in the Closet

[Push R Truth]

Might as well start working on some kind of reveal gag for when the door opens.


Hide yourself really well and make the doorknob dude think she was talking to nobody the entire time.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Feb 22, 2017 15:19:46 GMT -5 mcmahonfan85 said:

use this opportunity to to write a rap opera parodying Trapped in the Closet

[ayumidah]

The repairman called it an "Emergency recovery fee". I feel like a cat that was trapped in a tree right now.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Well, better start drinking your own urine.

[Sephiroth]

Feb 22, 2017 15:17:32 GMT -5 ayumidah said:

The worker came already, he's out buying a replacement doorknob right now. The dude was at a funeral when we called him. Oh geez.

Your having quite the day

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Feb 22, 2017 15:17:32 GMT -5 ayumidah said:

The worker came already, he's out buying a replacement doorknob right now. The dude was at a funeral when we called him. Oh geez.

Gonna go ahead and assume the person starved to death in a bathroom because the repairmen couldn't get them out.

[bibboid]

Couldn't you just pop the hinges off?

[Mister Pigwell]

So you got grounded for stealing cookies? You can tell us the truth.

[ayumidah]

Feb 23, 2017 1:32:48 GMT -5 bibboid said:

Couldn't you just pop the hinges off?

The door hinges? I couldn't from my side, and she couldn't even get the doorknob apart, much less try for the hinges. The screws to everything were on the other side of the door away from me, so. It was an old doorknob that was anywhere from 30 to 50 years old, probably hadn't been changed since the house was built so it needed replaced and we would've had to call a worker for that either way, because the hole in the door was too small for newer doorknobs to fit in anyway, so he had to resize it and the hole in the doorframe as well before he could put in the new doorknob.

Here was the old knob, I'm pretty sure one part of it was completely shot, I couldn't get it to come apart to see if there screws inside I could've tightened or something to fix it:

[aka Cthulhu]

Whatever you do, do not attempt self-cannibalism.

[Mozenrath]

I've had this happen to me like 3 times.

No, seriously.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Okay, I've got this.

You've got to set the grandfather clock to precisely 6:39, this will allow you to push it, revealing an alcove where you'll find a statue of a dove. Take it, remove the wings and put them on that horse statue with slots in its back that you always wondered why it was here when you rented the place. It'll start playing a little chime. When it's done, a secret compartment will open, revealing a key. Now, obviously, the key won't work on the door so instead, look behind your bed. You'll find a keyhole there. use the key on that and a clock hand will drop from the ceiling. Take it and replace the hours hand on the clock with it. Then, push the clock back in its original position and then set it to 12:00. This will unlock the door.

Hope that helped.

[ayumidah]

Feb 23, 2017 4:50:27 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

Okay, I've got this.

You've got to set the grandfather clock to precisely 6:39, this will allow you to push it, revealing an alcove where you'll find a statue of a dove. Take it, remove the wings and put them on that horse statue with slots in its back that you always wondered why it was here when you rented the place. It'll start playing a little chime. When it's done, a secret compartment will open, revealing a key. Now, obviously, the key won't work on the door so instead, look behind your bed. You'll find a keyhole there. use the key on that and a clock hand will drop from the ceiling. Take it and replace the hours hand on the clock with it. Then, push the clock back in its original position and then set it to 12:00. This will unlock the door.

Hope that helped.

Can I go to Wonderland then?

[bob]

hoping things didn't get......interesting if/when you had to go

[Kevin Hamilton]

Midget


Midget


Midget....

[Sir Woodrow]

This happened to me once and to get out I had to climb out my bedroom window. In fact, for a week that's how I had to get to my room, I had to go out the Backdoor of the house, into my yard and through the window