If TNA Is Around in 5 Years Who Will STILL Be Wrestling

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

in TNA...or if the name change takes this time Impact Wrestling.

[James Fabiano]

Bram.

[Zombie Mod]

Mar 5, 2017 15:56:15 GMT -5 James Fabiano said:

Bram.

and his less evil clone, Marb

[________ has left the building]

Abyss and Rockstar Spud. Because like Scruffy they believe in the company.

[DASH 243✅]

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[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Abyss for sure.

[wankah]

Al Snow.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Abyss will still be rolling around in tacks, even if he's not on camera.

[lionheart21]

We'll still be wrestling with the question of why we continue to watch this show.

[Urfarkendarf]

TNA could go out of business tomorrow and Abyss would still show up.

[Ted Sheckler]

People I still see with TNA in 2022 if they're still around (Serious list):

Abyss, Bram, Gail Kim (In some capacity), James Storm, Jeremy Borash, Jessie Godderz, Robbie E.

I think they'll be on really low end National TV running out of high school gyms with 75,000 people a week tuning in on TV and 300 people showing up to their TV tapings.

[Deleted]

No matter what, TNA will always one day be reunited with Homicide, there'll always be someone new popping up playing Suicide, and there will always be a looming threat of a Beautiful People reunion.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

If he doesn't get fired soon, which I think they set the foundations this tapings by phasing him out and barely feature him, Abyss will be there forever getting fatter and less mobile every year.

[A Platypus Rave]

Abyss will still be shambling to the ring probably.

[r.]

If? You mean when because this company is outlasting everyone here.

[Ricky Nightshade]

Joseph Park will probably own the company by then and book himself to be champion.

[Deleted]

Jeff

*pauses for 30 seconds while FAN gasps....

Jarrett.

[GuyOfOwnage]

They'll be wrestling in a dilapitated shed somewhere in rural Kentucky with a 1980s beta cam, while we're told that a change is right around the corner and they'll soon overtake WWE.