Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 6:23:45 GMT -5
|
|
Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
Posts: 8,403
|
Post by Rave on Mar 9, 2017 6:29:55 GMT -5
A literal liar liar pants on fire, imagine that.
|
|
|
Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Mar 9, 2017 6:44:49 GMT -5
My Blaise Debeste avatar is pretty damn relevant here. That's some Ace Attorney breakdown shit.
|
|
Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 63,920
|
Post by Talent Name on Mar 9, 2017 8:26:50 GMT -5
Lawyer Lawyer pants on fire
|
|
|
Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Mar 9, 2017 8:29:58 GMT -5
OBJECTION!!
My pants are on fire. Your argument is invalid.
Also, man that guy needs some cream for his zits.
|
|
|
Post by Alice Syndrome on Mar 9, 2017 8:49:33 GMT -5
Man, jokes really write themselves these days, don't they?
|
|
The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,554
|
Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 9, 2017 9:39:36 GMT -5
It's like Family Guy married Robot Chicken and this joke was born from that union.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 11:18:01 GMT -5
It's like Family Guy married Robot Chicken and this joke was born from that union. No, that union's first birth would a giant boot kicking the crotch of everyone within a 10 mile radius.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 11:21:01 GMT -5
I was just about to correct you that this is the wrong forum...
...but then I noticed it didn't say "Lawler's pants burst into flames during trial...".
|
|
|
Post by BJ Sturgeon on Mar 9, 2017 14:22:57 GMT -5
I was just about to correct you that this is the wrong forum... ...but then I noticed it didn't say "Lawler's pants burst into flames during trial...". His usually did during Divas matches.
|
|
bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 80,770
|
Post by bob on Mar 9, 2017 15:11:16 GMT -5
I misread this as being "Lawler's pants" and was wondering why it wasn't in the WWE section
|
|
|
Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Mar 9, 2017 15:13:55 GMT -5
I mean, that's like the courtroom "golden snitch", right? Like...if your lawyer's pants come aflame during the trial, trial's over, go to jail.
|
|
legendkiller1985
Don Corleone
If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice
Posts: 1,705
|
Post by legendkiller1985 on Mar 9, 2017 15:16:21 GMT -5
I guess this gives the phrase the third degree a whole new meaning
|
|
|
Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Mar 9, 2017 18:16:30 GMT -5
A faulty battery in an e-cigarette? That's what happens when you commit statutory vape.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 19:59:58 GMT -5
I was just about to correct you that this is the wrong forum... ...but then I noticed it didn't say "Lawler's pants burst into flames during trial...". His usually did during Divas matches. JR: "Stand up for the lady, King!" Lawler: "I AM!"
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 20:40:45 GMT -5
Should have known hot pants were inappropriate for court.
|
|
Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
Posts: 11,846
|
Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 10, 2017 2:08:42 GMT -5
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on Mar 10, 2017 2:24:31 GMT -5
I've heard of hot pants but this takes the piss
|
|