WWE Closed Captions Week 3 - Smackdown Live, March 7th
Mar 13, 2017 3:54:19 GMT -5
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"I have horses in my shed." "I have oysters in my bed." "I hear Right Said Fred." There was just something about Randy Orton's theme and The Score/Sportsnet 360's closed captioning that went hand in hand. Ever since I first revived these captions 2 weeks ago, the one thing people have been waiting for above all else is a Randy Orton entrance.
The wait is now over. In the words of Orton's former family, "Run."
Randy Orton is a loyal lumber winner. As long as Bray Wyatt was masturbating, he refused to face him. Orton pledged his undying penis to him. He wants his penis cream, he has earned Wyatt's mother. Meanwhile, The f*** Hole One is going to WrestleMania. We were welcomed to the era of Wine Hats, and were advised to runt. Eddie Guerrero will end up like all the rest, he will feel the spirit of his master whore. Bray says, "AJ, I come when I hump ground in the dirt, in the earth, and it stretches down into The Corre. I'm coming in a place in Randy Orton right now." Orton appears on the screen and says, "Rape. You gave me Mickie James in the kingdom. A place where desserts sing your praises. I never wash. There was a time where I said if you can't pee, joystick. If it's the bright time, screw me. This is naked ground, underneath this cock, is a directory of my feet. The sister of Sailor John. Your black farts are fetuses. You are humping, readyt o explode. I'm going to burn the peer group of Abigail into debt, and watch you dine with her." Bray is screaming, "Don't juice!" then immediately says, "Ow, my dick". Bray will be Orton's masturbating servant. Orton finishes by saying, "I'm coming for you Brain, and your typo, at WrestleMania."
Here comes the mummy. Muddy muddy muddy. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Miss Hurt of Smack Dot Life! Look for hairy challenges for the title at WrestleMania. David Wineback enters as the crowd chants "Bet bet bet". It's official that Ram Deed Orton will challenge Bray Wylde. Shane is macking David O'Riley. Orton burned down the brail weapon compound. Shane welcomes everyone to Smackdown Lite, and says, "What up Cindy? All week David and I have been peeing on the unbeatable prices f***ing with our heads. Who is going to rape Wyatt for the championship?" Should it be Pansy Orton or the Penile Aging Styles? According to Bryan, it's been tradition for over 200 years to face the Duck Weed Champion in the main event of Resting Mania. This year, Ram Deed Orton fought through 9 superstars from Robbing Smackdown Live to earn that opportunity. There has never been a superstar that has advocated for mating at WrestleMania. Randy Orton said a few weeks ago, "As long as you masturbate the servant, I refuse to face you. I pledge my undying allegiance to Rainn Wilson." We watched Tail Spin for Bray Wyatt's Wrestling Ladies. We had a bad old royal. A Gay Stylist was a dickhead, and shot his face at Bray Wyatt for WrestleMania. Bryan says, "Randy Orton shit all our WrestleMania plans on Shane." Last week, Randy Orton proclaimed he was coming on the title at WrestleMania, while Bray screamed "No nudists!" Bryan doesn't agree with Rainy Orton's actions, but because he won the Royal Runt Hole match, he deserves the main event spot. "But because Shane and I's dicks are green, what should we do?" Should it so to Painful Orton, or should they choose Gay Lay Styles? Shane and Bryan have been mating all week, but still don't have the answer. They're settling this by smacking lives, to determine who will face Wine Man for the WWE Championship at Rest of Mania, as the Diaper Rain Orton and the Pot Hole Gaping Styles go one in one for the very first time. Are you guys ready for one of the most musty main events in history? The crowd chants "Yen, yen, yen". We will be seeing a threeway peeing match between AJ Styles and Ranting Orton. JBL says, "I'm going to smack off for all time." Orton and Styles will hustle for the first time ever.
Up next, Miz's tag team action, with Nicki Bella's Johnson against Caramel Elks Worm.
The theme music to WrestleMania say, "Give me the green right now, I'm ready to phone."
Backstage, AJ accuses Shane and Bryan of being mittens. He's tired of anti-aging conspiracies, and randomly says, "La la la la". He is going to make his bed for bad shitting situation. He's not afraid of a fire, a dyke, or U2."
JBL says, "Oh no, why do we hate me?" James Ellsworth says, "You're about to see a match with me against Ben. I ate AJ Styles the first three times I maced him. How many times did it take Job Cean to mate with AJ Styles? I'm a female, that makes me the mack daddy of Smackdown Life. The man that wipes the floor has Butthole Loyalty Accents. But, before I do, let me introduce my friend interested in girls. The nude walking, fresh stalking, F A T Uterus and Prince of Stamping Island". JBL says that it's like if Kane f***ed Tony Chimel. From Batman Island, Caramilk! Mauro says, "WWE's Power Couple totally boned me." It's the origin of faces, the tale of Elton. John Cena's theme opens with "I pour dope". First, from Wet Blueberry Mass A Chew Sets, weighing 280 Paulins, John's Penis! His theme also indicates that he can't stop swelling. Cena and Nicky will be teaming up in the rain for the first time. You wanna talk a power bottom. John Seanz was on the cover of Butthole Fitness magazine for the 40th time. The margerine is available everywhere. Otunga says, "Cena looks sweaty down there, man." Nikki's theme says you can hook and then have lunch. From Scott's Daily Air Zone, Nicky Bell Top! Cena eats meat with an epic marble pizza. Nikki Bella is gassing release. Carmella smells like John Cena and Nikki Bella. They're only chaperones if you delouse them, right here in this match. John sees Nikki Bella like alcohol and social media. The words "My name is Kane" are heard, and here comes Miss Maurice. You want to talk to pyrotechnics? There's your olive oil, a modern day brainy Jennifer! We will see super kinky Carmella on Nikki Bella. Back on Smacking Live, John Cena in Nikki Bella is facing Carmella in James Ellsworth. We welcome to ringside Maurice and her Miss. Miz says, "Isn't it amazing we have pants, Nikki Bella? John Cena is exactly who I say John Siemens is, he's a liar and a nipple hater." JBL says, "I hurt my own shelf. Skinny manatee squash him while we f***." Dick Eat Bella is with John Cena for the Nick Eats Belts brand. It's going to bring the Jar Cena brand more valium because John's weird. The pants are tapped for Car Fellow. JBL says that Jamie Ellsworth is not even a Jew, man. Carmichael is drilling John Cena. Maryse says, "Hey Nikki, it's mini_Cena, I'm going to vomit on his dick please." Peeps are awesome. Ellsworth being forced to crap. Hurting winners by submission, Missy Bella and John Seanz! Miz erases the real powder keg. After that epic verbal copulation, their neighborhood is still good here tonight. Mrs. Maryse wipe up Cena. Otunga says, "Are those cheetah socks?" Midge is about to talk. His hand goes up, your sigh. Miz says, "I couldn't take it anymore, that disgusts me and it's a disgust to respect anyone who shares true love." John Cena is a liar and has a lasting relationship with a mall. Miz spends half an hour being gay for Maryse because he loafs her. When you have true love, you don't make her wear contacts to be a girl's friend. He continues, "Maurice and I have been the bit couple for the past year in WWE. John T Rod saw that success and said you know, John pees on Nikki Bella, we're putting it front and center. And it was not allowed to f*** on WWE programming for the longest time. John Cena is a motion dress with a successful brand. He's computer programmed to be dicking. I love you lottery ticket. He's found someone as tense hourly as he is. But I'm your Stan. Nicky and John's masticated lives spits on real nations, and it stops now." Maryse says, "Hey Necktie, take that business." Those microphones sucked on the Miz and John Cena and Nikki Bella. They want to be the buttholes on Smackdown live.
The Smackdown Women's Champion's WrestleMania appointment is Melissa's taint here tonight.
Last week, Randy burnt down Braveheart. He says, "I burped on the ground. Ask yourself if I'm capable of burping like that, what does JJ Styles have in storage, no one's going to copy facing Brave Wyatt at WrestleMania. I'm one Arcade away from a vagina. If I was AJ, I'd be Bray, I'd be The Fray. If I was HHH, I'd probably get the runs."
The WWE Shop commercial says, "Order this shit, home."
Rick Roof will be joining Kurt Angle, The Rock's Rolls Royce and Teddy Long in Phoenix.
Curt Hawkins says, "Deep Andrews, last week you farted on my spinach. When you face the fax, the fax flight hacks. Fight me like a Mac." How wild is this? His rack is up there with other boobs. He erased Incontinent Champion Deep And Throat last week. Andrews levelled him with the Leaping Hairy Pit. Ambrose says, "I was going to crawl on Barren Corbin. He's not the Local because everybody at Planned Parenthood think he's a drummer. It looks like the Lone Hoof is like the Nuclear Wolf because he has no tentacles." Corbin appears and says, "Andy, I know your tool shed, but did you really think that was a work? I don't cough when someone calls my name. I don't show up nude for anybody. I don't understand why you're in such a rush to get beat off. You need to enjoy washing my tablet. I'm going to take everything from you, including your tight hole." Ambrose responds, "If you're not come in me, I guess I'll come in you." He is ugly. Dirty Pee from Dean Andrews on Hot Kiss. Ambrose is looking for Gordon.
Ladies and gentiles, we here at WWE are celebrating Women's Hissing Month, for gay females everywhere. We pay mortgage to people who revolutionized wicked wrestling. Trish and Lita have tail blankets. Over a decade, they recognized the moon's division. Becky says, "They are emotionally infested." Trish was a constipated fitness model. The clash of the champions was fashionable. They peeked at the main event of Mundane Night Raw. Bayley says, "I'm going to be a dude because of those matches." We are celebrating Whipping Month all month long.
Drained Wyatt faces his WrestleMania opponent for the first time ever tonight.
Dean Ambrose is heard saying "Where you hiding babe? Load Wolf, I'm horny."
Joan Cena will be hosting the Kink's Choice Awards at 8PM EST.
That brown stuff is out of the building by now. Ambrose says, "Odin, come on buddy, where you hide?"
I am dear to Mojo Rawley. It's no secret every dart is here for a Wrestle Taint moment. Mojo says, "Last year, one of test friends, Sack Rider, was in a parka after winning the Inter Crumbling Championship. I'm officially myself, Blowjob Rawley, into the Hungry Vagina Mortal Battle Royal." Dolph Ziggler enters and says, "Because you're Lucifer, right? I've seen Hidalgo thinking you're owed a Wrestling Paint moment, thinking you're just hammered. You're earthy at WrestleMania." Mojo responds, "Is that why you don't have Juan?" Ziggler says, "Don't hurt yourself reaching up my ass, Ken."
Backstage, Dean Ambrose says, "Where's Cory, have you seen Cory, please Bear Me Corbin." Corbin attacks Ambrose and says, "You caught me peeing, Dean, you found me." Ambrose gets up and says, "Good f***." When Corbin further attacks Ambrose, a crowd of officials surround him, saying things such as, "Hahaha, fries" and "f*** me." He's raging in his throat. Get it up, the doctor's here. We're obviously concerned with obscene medical personnel. But the petri dish is unacceptable to Baron Corbin, who can't patrol incense.
This superstar dreams about wanting herself and Chancey. Mickie's Egg and Smack Lawn Women's Champion Alexa's Dick are up next. Get ready for the first ever Piss Invitation on Smackdown Live. We will hear from the Smack Off Live Champion next.
Rest Hold Mania is presented by Ziggler's Sack of Race.
Thank you, welcome to the first ever Blizzard Taters! Tonight, the whole world is going to hear an e-mail from the first ever 2 time smashing WWE Champion. Alexa says, "Nail my opponent for WrestleMania. It won't nail me. She's at home right now feeling the house. It's not beating to be Nick Eats Bella, she's in the training room dissecting her Swearing Superman. Caramel is taking care of a dickless toll bridge. It's definitely not going to be Lucky Charms Lynch. It doesn't matter how many times I rip her, put her in the mail and steal her virginity in the middle of the room. I'm already boring." Here comes the Irish Aztec Hurts. She beat up Pixie James. Becky says, "You're naked Alex, stop it! I came out here for eggs and my dissertation. I'll make it real simple to ingest. I am Betty Lynch, I am the woman who is going to debrief you and take back my Winter Championship at Wrestle Major." Mauro says that Italians are designed for booing. Natalya says, "Step aside Beeper, it's not about you. Alexa and I had a really good f*** last week, and after we were standing, Alexa and I are partly calzone material. You are not nice." Alexa says, "Nasty, nasty, nasty. Did you get cramps? Because we did not come. You are not getting this bite hole at WrestleMania. You are the worthless shit, Buzz, and the worst ever Willowby." Mickie takes the mic and says, "Hot shellfish. You guys rumored a moped where Alexa announces she is faceless at WrestleMania. Blow me, Mickie James." Alexa says, "Score, Pete." Becky says, "Wait, you were just going to hand that over to your nude friend after I beat her on ice last week? You dick." Natalya says, "I wish you had braces. They look on your face is an ugly stool for penises on Instant right now." David Riley enters. JBL says, "Good luck, Day Olds." Bryan says, "Alex Dot, Shane and I have been licking your dessert backstage. If it were rape, we would give you it. You said something and spanked the internet. You said you were the greatest three male superstars on the entire Smackdown women's roster. At the sunrise, maybe, we thought she's right. There's really only one way to China. To have you deep end your title against every anal woman on the Smack Dolph roster." Alexa responds, "That's not Flair." Bryan says, "I can do Pat, that's literally Rachel. I'm cheeks. And speaking of eating jam, I picked up some sweet tits from the former Hall of Cake Tented Lawn. Given that all 4 of you need to bend and drain, we're going to have a Hollow Hulk Hogan tag team match." It will be Benching James vs. Natalya and Nicky Lynch. Muaro says, "I like when Diva Natalya faces Alexa Miss and Dickie James next."
Snapple Live General Manager Daily Tyson made this tag deep match a Smackdown women's position. Becky Lynch is forced to kick Natalya. Alex Jones has to defend that title against every available women's roster. Any woman on that roster could walk out as Whippleman. Alexa taunting Ash. Natalya with a cleveland steamer. Both of these penises have a strange dynamic. Italians told Vickie she's not in their league. Forced pants from Natalya. Here comes May Key Chains. Lynch calling the victory education after James played a big role in peeping the Iron Ass Kicker. She proved to May Keep James. Mauro says, "Nice c*** by My Key Chains." Mickie has reported her son twice since coming back to the man rooster. Baking Lunch continues. Beckly Lynch with the simulated drop kick in this Smacking Women's tag team match. Otunga says, "I wouldn't have f***ed a dynamite with Alexa." Bliss beating down Betty Lynch. Otunga then says, "All we know is that we're country boys." Alice tries to screw a dragon leg with a whip. She is naked, the Smackdown's Winter Champion, who is forced to defend her championship against all the female champions on the male roster. There's the foreskin of Mickie James, sweeping up the feces of Becky Lynch. Alex Bot is capitalizing. Alexa Bliss taking action on Smackdown Live. It's the washing tag team action for the Smack Don Women's division. Mauro says, "John gave you his parts for a sexy tag team." JBL responds, I was half of a queen." Becky Lynch is also known as Stephanie Lynch and Freckled Lynch. Becky James has ate a Smackdown Women's Champion since returning to WWE. Day Glow Ryan made this match. Every woman on Smackdown will fart in that women's title match. Day Keeper James didn't just come back to help Alexa piss. This is about chanting shit. This is a once in a wildfire popcorn to me. Bliss farting on the back of Lynch's head with her niece. JBL can assure you that championships are steak. Kurt Angle is the Intercontinental Champion Deep Andrews. James is reigning clowns. Lynch has been against the bitch by herself. Natalya desperately wants anal in this match, like a keg chisel. JBL says, "I was tough when I beat somebody off." Becky might be operating like a sex fiend. Lynch needs a naked tag, back in hospital territory. Lynch with the backside. What a curious exit by Beckly Lynch. She has to find a way to tag Italians. We're adjusting a tag team match here. James' duck is girlie. She should take herself out here. What a springboard side dick. Italians with a Reeses Suplex to her partner Becky Lynch. The queen has disintegrated before our very eyes. Rated Lynch to fence herself. Alexa tacked herself on. May Key Chains and the Women's Champion, Alex Half Bliss are your winners. There's the Dick Kick to the Smack Log Women's Champion. Every woman f***s herself at WrestleMania for that championship. Will the greatest Women's Champions ball Mickie James? They're all getting a flute at WrestleMania. Look at this, Baked Lynch was naked with her own hands. Natalya has decided to bake her partner. Mickie wasn't happy about not getting the c*** on Alexa. It's every Wilbur for herself, get Rental Mania. Dating Rye Bread will lie to the Smackdown Women's Championship. WrestleMania will smackdown 29 knights.
Summerslam goals on sale 276 days from Saturday. You can also get a Some Heard Slams Primal Package.
Earlier, we had a hairy situation with Deemed Arm Bruise. This is the most sexual thing JBL has ever seen. He continues, "The worst part, this is completely consensual. In the pail is not something you do." You could bend somebody's rear like that. JBL is not sure if Barely Corbin is a mime. He then says, "I've questioned the limbs of Dean Ambrose, I've given head to Siri." The referees are heard saying, "Ow, my cock, let me up." JBL thinks it's specifically unconsensual. We have an envelope for These Hand Throws after bleeding on Ruth. Go to WWE's cock for more.
Still to come tonight, we have one of the gayest main events in Smashmouth history. The winner faces James Wyatt at WrestleMania. Orton in Styles, next.
Later tonight, we will have Talk It Smack with Renee tugging Daniel Bryan with Paul Joe's Cruise and Alexa pissing and miss.
Smackdown Live is in Bankers Hate Newport Indiana.
Immediately following Smackdown Live is 205 Crime. Austin Aries says, "In case you didn't know by now, my name is Hopping Jeremy. I did mumble last night. I shoved the mom of the champion, the King of the Druids, Metal. Tonight, after hopping 205 times, I'm going to answer your questions about the dude shirt of Awesome Air Meat."
They don't want nuns. Lex Luger scared don't really want nuns. He's the southern boy with that farting strength. The following broadcast is scheduled! Introducing from David Georgia, the face that runs and bakes, the Penile Aging Styles! Andre's match here is the making of intuition. We are baking for the first time in Smackdown history. This is a wet dream. This is one of our all time gay events. AJ gets on the mic and says, "Welcome Smack and Dive, the hose that A Gay Stylist built! You see, when I was WWE Champion with Fit Finlay, I got higher. I took Applebees and made into a day show. What I get from Dancing Rye Bread and Shaved McMahon is nothing but distant sex, nothing but tits. Meanwhile, Ranting Orton burps on a man house and gets warped. I am Zack, that's who I am. What I'm doing here is Zack Ryder fan. I have pills in the main event of WrestleMania. And notching Daniel Orton is gonna keep me from the grandest stage at the mall popping pills." He is interrupted by the words, "I wash toilets with my hands, in the country, on my nightstand." This 1200 time World Champion will have something to say about Zack. It's the Anus Predator, Ramping Orton! He is the 4017 Royal Man winner, wanking the Wyatt Family inside the WWE Championship. He'll have to offer a tuna fee if he gets back from AJ Styles. He was a master at peeping Bray, who had a great dessert. He's looking forward to wrestle naked in the main event. He has to win this main event first against the Nominal One, coming up. We can't wait to see live points with the winner. Randy's dead at WrestleMania. Two of the greatest superstar errors battle for their spot at WrestleMania. Ranch Orton, Hey Babe Styles, next.
Look at Knocked Up Muta clutching his lefty. Tomorrow night, the King of Rod Serling returns to end ecstacy on the Double Dutch Network.
Here in Indian's Atlas, Styles are Orton. They are indy divided in the 500. This match is for the magnet of Smackdown Live. This is one of the greatest naked events in history. 12 time WWE Champion with an Arcadio on JJ Styles. Orton looking to headline his birth at WrestleMania. Who will Lay Wyatt at the joke name Immortal?" Randy Orton giving up his spa day at WrestleMania. AJ Styles is certainly wearing a hat. AJ has to win yet another hand at WrestleMania. He deserves a shoot for jumping on all those boobs. Randy Orton is raping Bray Wyatt and went on to smoke. Whoever's Ryan, whover's Ron, the winner lies against Chase Wyatt at WrestleMania. This is the tool spree of a lifetime. AJ had a polyamorous essay in 2016. WCW gives a back suplex to Styles. Mini cycles can't believe what they're seeing. This is either his dream or Polish nightmare. This is the most anal we've seen Randy Orton in a long time. This is someone who spent months inside the Wieand Family. He is a very cold calculator. Randy has heard boys things in the dark side since he was 12 years old. JBL says, "He certainly has a semen attack." Styles goes backwards hard into the turnbuckles. Bray Wyatt remained in the dark side of him. Randy Orton putting AJ Styles inside him. Unemployed Orton has no wasted motion. Styles has the ring pretense to reach out for that bottom. He never breathes, he's always forwarding the World Champion. Bitchy European up her c*** by Randy Orton. Randy Orton will dick anything available. His bread is a champion. Hodder was in the first WrestleMania main event. His grandfather clock was at Madison Squirt Garden against Uno. What a year 1916 was for the Flopping One. He wants a second grape. Orton launches A Gay Stylist across the rink. He follows JJ Stylist right out. Randy is still being very affectionate. Orton just bounced the backside of AJ Styles on Wade Barrett. Randy Orton is eating so much steak. JBL says, "We see a limp dick in Randy, they make you submit, they knot up your man things." Styles is cock blocking Orton. Reigns is hurt. Can Randy get back in this pounding match? This is the greatest cake in Smackdown history, Panda Orton battles A Gay Stylist for the first time ever. AJ is giving a blowjob to Orton. Orton steps on Ruth. Keep AJ away from nutting on that turd. Mauro says, "His eyebrows are the best part of a wedding." AJ chops down the dickhurt Randy Orton. He gets his legs in a super hold and supply of cock. Otunga says, "This is a great tragedy for Aunt Edna, John." HH Styles is sticking to his gay plan. What a c*** line by Randy Orton. Powerslam by Rainy Orton. The drunkenness kicks in for the diaper. Bull Nelson planting AJ Styles. Spike Lee on the canvas. Orton is in a love count, according to Mauro. Look at Nicky Blanch. We have palpable butts here in Indian Apples. Orton returning the day shirt to the right leg of Styles. He's having trouble with the Hart Foundation. That is a place May Day Styles doesn't want to be. Orton with a quirky series of tight hands, messing up his e-cigarette. He has him perched on Carol's turnbuckle. Mauro says, "Oh, my butt." AJ Styles slips in the back door dick first, giving himself time to butter. Hero Seed by the Pop Tart One to the back of Orton's dick. Orton holding the rights holder of It's Time. He has the ability to dick Randy Orton. Styles censors this moment. Styles kicks the recession. Looking for Styles' ass, Orton is fighting it. Styles is going to spin that dick momentarily. Give a pop tart to Errol Flynn, who will spot the difference. He's getting laid, so it's dangerous. He's got his foot deep. JBL says, "Styles has worked on my love life, he knows tits." He has here to wash him. Look at him change the diaper. Randy Orton nibbling on that bottom. HHH getting up now. There's quarters in the ass of these two. Styles with a springboard ow. A goat twirls the top rope. Bitchy Randy Orton hits a dreamy DDT. Will Hey Hey Styles discover the raping DDT? Mauro says, "Randy Orton is feeling it in me." Orton knows the closet bites. What a counter to Arcadio. What a war for Trish between these sperm laden superstars. What a whore from AJ Styles. Styles setting up for the Female Forearm. 40 Styles roll through gin. Hard Gay Joe! Art Jay Old! Randy Orton is mainly WrestleMania. He has sucked Bray Wyatt for months. The monocle of Randy Orton comes for a while now. Orton anally executed an RKO and gorged on one of the important toupees of his career. He's already produced championship drains. We thought AJ would win a deer. He went for the Four Seasons Splash. 12 time Turtle Champion gets to cream Bray again at WrestleMania. This was a hard f***ed match up. Orton off to shove gay stylists. He won a match last week at WrestleMania. AJ Styles is carbon. His breasts have fallen. The Viner will battle Grapevine at Breast Pull Mania.
The wait is now over. In the words of Orton's former family, "Run."
Randy Orton is a loyal lumber winner. As long as Bray Wyatt was masturbating, he refused to face him. Orton pledged his undying penis to him. He wants his penis cream, he has earned Wyatt's mother. Meanwhile, The f*** Hole One is going to WrestleMania. We were welcomed to the era of Wine Hats, and were advised to runt. Eddie Guerrero will end up like all the rest, he will feel the spirit of his master whore. Bray says, "AJ, I come when I hump ground in the dirt, in the earth, and it stretches down into The Corre. I'm coming in a place in Randy Orton right now." Orton appears on the screen and says, "Rape. You gave me Mickie James in the kingdom. A place where desserts sing your praises. I never wash. There was a time where I said if you can't pee, joystick. If it's the bright time, screw me. This is naked ground, underneath this cock, is a directory of my feet. The sister of Sailor John. Your black farts are fetuses. You are humping, readyt o explode. I'm going to burn the peer group of Abigail into debt, and watch you dine with her." Bray is screaming, "Don't juice!" then immediately says, "Ow, my dick". Bray will be Orton's masturbating servant. Orton finishes by saying, "I'm coming for you Brain, and your typo, at WrestleMania."
Here comes the mummy. Muddy muddy muddy. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Miss Hurt of Smack Dot Life! Look for hairy challenges for the title at WrestleMania. David Wineback enters as the crowd chants "Bet bet bet". It's official that Ram Deed Orton will challenge Bray Wylde. Shane is macking David O'Riley. Orton burned down the brail weapon compound. Shane welcomes everyone to Smackdown Lite, and says, "What up Cindy? All week David and I have been peeing on the unbeatable prices f***ing with our heads. Who is going to rape Wyatt for the championship?" Should it be Pansy Orton or the Penile Aging Styles? According to Bryan, it's been tradition for over 200 years to face the Duck Weed Champion in the main event of Resting Mania. This year, Ram Deed Orton fought through 9 superstars from Robbing Smackdown Live to earn that opportunity. There has never been a superstar that has advocated for mating at WrestleMania. Randy Orton said a few weeks ago, "As long as you masturbate the servant, I refuse to face you. I pledge my undying allegiance to Rainn Wilson." We watched Tail Spin for Bray Wyatt's Wrestling Ladies. We had a bad old royal. A Gay Stylist was a dickhead, and shot his face at Bray Wyatt for WrestleMania. Bryan says, "Randy Orton shit all our WrestleMania plans on Shane." Last week, Randy Orton proclaimed he was coming on the title at WrestleMania, while Bray screamed "No nudists!" Bryan doesn't agree with Rainy Orton's actions, but because he won the Royal Runt Hole match, he deserves the main event spot. "But because Shane and I's dicks are green, what should we do?" Should it so to Painful Orton, or should they choose Gay Lay Styles? Shane and Bryan have been mating all week, but still don't have the answer. They're settling this by smacking lives, to determine who will face Wine Man for the WWE Championship at Rest of Mania, as the Diaper Rain Orton and the Pot Hole Gaping Styles go one in one for the very first time. Are you guys ready for one of the most musty main events in history? The crowd chants "Yen, yen, yen". We will be seeing a threeway peeing match between AJ Styles and Ranting Orton. JBL says, "I'm going to smack off for all time." Orton and Styles will hustle for the first time ever.
Up next, Miz's tag team action, with Nicki Bella's Johnson against Caramel Elks Worm.
The theme music to WrestleMania say, "Give me the green right now, I'm ready to phone."
Backstage, AJ accuses Shane and Bryan of being mittens. He's tired of anti-aging conspiracies, and randomly says, "La la la la". He is going to make his bed for bad shitting situation. He's not afraid of a fire, a dyke, or U2."
JBL says, "Oh no, why do we hate me?" James Ellsworth says, "You're about to see a match with me against Ben. I ate AJ Styles the first three times I maced him. How many times did it take Job Cean to mate with AJ Styles? I'm a female, that makes me the mack daddy of Smackdown Life. The man that wipes the floor has Butthole Loyalty Accents. But, before I do, let me introduce my friend interested in girls. The nude walking, fresh stalking, F A T Uterus and Prince of Stamping Island". JBL says that it's like if Kane f***ed Tony Chimel. From Batman Island, Caramilk! Mauro says, "WWE's Power Couple totally boned me." It's the origin of faces, the tale of Elton. John Cena's theme opens with "I pour dope". First, from Wet Blueberry Mass A Chew Sets, weighing 280 Paulins, John's Penis! His theme also indicates that he can't stop swelling. Cena and Nicky will be teaming up in the rain for the first time. You wanna talk a power bottom. John Seanz was on the cover of Butthole Fitness magazine for the 40th time. The margerine is available everywhere. Otunga says, "Cena looks sweaty down there, man." Nikki's theme says you can hook and then have lunch. From Scott's Daily Air Zone, Nicky Bell Top! Cena eats meat with an epic marble pizza. Nikki Bella is gassing release. Carmella smells like John Cena and Nikki Bella. They're only chaperones if you delouse them, right here in this match. John sees Nikki Bella like alcohol and social media. The words "My name is Kane" are heard, and here comes Miss Maurice. You want to talk to pyrotechnics? There's your olive oil, a modern day brainy Jennifer! We will see super kinky Carmella on Nikki Bella. Back on Smacking Live, John Cena in Nikki Bella is facing Carmella in James Ellsworth. We welcome to ringside Maurice and her Miss. Miz says, "Isn't it amazing we have pants, Nikki Bella? John Cena is exactly who I say John Siemens is, he's a liar and a nipple hater." JBL says, "I hurt my own shelf. Skinny manatee squash him while we f***." Dick Eat Bella is with John Cena for the Nick Eats Belts brand. It's going to bring the Jar Cena brand more valium because John's weird. The pants are tapped for Car Fellow. JBL says that Jamie Ellsworth is not even a Jew, man. Carmichael is drilling John Cena. Maryse says, "Hey Nikki, it's mini_Cena, I'm going to vomit on his dick please." Peeps are awesome. Ellsworth being forced to crap. Hurting winners by submission, Missy Bella and John Seanz! Miz erases the real powder keg. After that epic verbal copulation, their neighborhood is still good here tonight. Mrs. Maryse wipe up Cena. Otunga says, "Are those cheetah socks?" Midge is about to talk. His hand goes up, your sigh. Miz says, "I couldn't take it anymore, that disgusts me and it's a disgust to respect anyone who shares true love." John Cena is a liar and has a lasting relationship with a mall. Miz spends half an hour being gay for Maryse because he loafs her. When you have true love, you don't make her wear contacts to be a girl's friend. He continues, "Maurice and I have been the bit couple for the past year in WWE. John T Rod saw that success and said you know, John pees on Nikki Bella, we're putting it front and center. And it was not allowed to f*** on WWE programming for the longest time. John Cena is a motion dress with a successful brand. He's computer programmed to be dicking. I love you lottery ticket. He's found someone as tense hourly as he is. But I'm your Stan. Nicky and John's masticated lives spits on real nations, and it stops now." Maryse says, "Hey Necktie, take that business." Those microphones sucked on the Miz and John Cena and Nikki Bella. They want to be the buttholes on Smackdown live.
The Smackdown Women's Champion's WrestleMania appointment is Melissa's taint here tonight.
Last week, Randy burnt down Braveheart. He says, "I burped on the ground. Ask yourself if I'm capable of burping like that, what does JJ Styles have in storage, no one's going to copy facing Brave Wyatt at WrestleMania. I'm one Arcade away from a vagina. If I was AJ, I'd be Bray, I'd be The Fray. If I was HHH, I'd probably get the runs."
The WWE Shop commercial says, "Order this shit, home."
Rick Roof will be joining Kurt Angle, The Rock's Rolls Royce and Teddy Long in Phoenix.
Curt Hawkins says, "Deep Andrews, last week you farted on my spinach. When you face the fax, the fax flight hacks. Fight me like a Mac." How wild is this? His rack is up there with other boobs. He erased Incontinent Champion Deep And Throat last week. Andrews levelled him with the Leaping Hairy Pit. Ambrose says, "I was going to crawl on Barren Corbin. He's not the Local because everybody at Planned Parenthood think he's a drummer. It looks like the Lone Hoof is like the Nuclear Wolf because he has no tentacles." Corbin appears and says, "Andy, I know your tool shed, but did you really think that was a work? I don't cough when someone calls my name. I don't show up nude for anybody. I don't understand why you're in such a rush to get beat off. You need to enjoy washing my tablet. I'm going to take everything from you, including your tight hole." Ambrose responds, "If you're not come in me, I guess I'll come in you." He is ugly. Dirty Pee from Dean Andrews on Hot Kiss. Ambrose is looking for Gordon.
Ladies and gentiles, we here at WWE are celebrating Women's Hissing Month, for gay females everywhere. We pay mortgage to people who revolutionized wicked wrestling. Trish and Lita have tail blankets. Over a decade, they recognized the moon's division. Becky says, "They are emotionally infested." Trish was a constipated fitness model. The clash of the champions was fashionable. They peeked at the main event of Mundane Night Raw. Bayley says, "I'm going to be a dude because of those matches." We are celebrating Whipping Month all month long.
Drained Wyatt faces his WrestleMania opponent for the first time ever tonight.
Dean Ambrose is heard saying "Where you hiding babe? Load Wolf, I'm horny."
Joan Cena will be hosting the Kink's Choice Awards at 8PM EST.
That brown stuff is out of the building by now. Ambrose says, "Odin, come on buddy, where you hide?"
I am dear to Mojo Rawley. It's no secret every dart is here for a Wrestle Taint moment. Mojo says, "Last year, one of test friends, Sack Rider, was in a parka after winning the Inter Crumbling Championship. I'm officially myself, Blowjob Rawley, into the Hungry Vagina Mortal Battle Royal." Dolph Ziggler enters and says, "Because you're Lucifer, right? I've seen Hidalgo thinking you're owed a Wrestling Paint moment, thinking you're just hammered. You're earthy at WrestleMania." Mojo responds, "Is that why you don't have Juan?" Ziggler says, "Don't hurt yourself reaching up my ass, Ken."
Backstage, Dean Ambrose says, "Where's Cory, have you seen Cory, please Bear Me Corbin." Corbin attacks Ambrose and says, "You caught me peeing, Dean, you found me." Ambrose gets up and says, "Good f***." When Corbin further attacks Ambrose, a crowd of officials surround him, saying things such as, "Hahaha, fries" and "f*** me." He's raging in his throat. Get it up, the doctor's here. We're obviously concerned with obscene medical personnel. But the petri dish is unacceptable to Baron Corbin, who can't patrol incense.
This superstar dreams about wanting herself and Chancey. Mickie's Egg and Smack Lawn Women's Champion Alexa's Dick are up next. Get ready for the first ever Piss Invitation on Smackdown Live. We will hear from the Smack Off Live Champion next.
Rest Hold Mania is presented by Ziggler's Sack of Race.
Thank you, welcome to the first ever Blizzard Taters! Tonight, the whole world is going to hear an e-mail from the first ever 2 time smashing WWE Champion. Alexa says, "Nail my opponent for WrestleMania. It won't nail me. She's at home right now feeling the house. It's not beating to be Nick Eats Bella, she's in the training room dissecting her Swearing Superman. Caramel is taking care of a dickless toll bridge. It's definitely not going to be Lucky Charms Lynch. It doesn't matter how many times I rip her, put her in the mail and steal her virginity in the middle of the room. I'm already boring." Here comes the Irish Aztec Hurts. She beat up Pixie James. Becky says, "You're naked Alex, stop it! I came out here for eggs and my dissertation. I'll make it real simple to ingest. I am Betty Lynch, I am the woman who is going to debrief you and take back my Winter Championship at Wrestle Major." Mauro says that Italians are designed for booing. Natalya says, "Step aside Beeper, it's not about you. Alexa and I had a really good f*** last week, and after we were standing, Alexa and I are partly calzone material. You are not nice." Alexa says, "Nasty, nasty, nasty. Did you get cramps? Because we did not come. You are not getting this bite hole at WrestleMania. You are the worthless shit, Buzz, and the worst ever Willowby." Mickie takes the mic and says, "Hot shellfish. You guys rumored a moped where Alexa announces she is faceless at WrestleMania. Blow me, Mickie James." Alexa says, "Score, Pete." Becky says, "Wait, you were just going to hand that over to your nude friend after I beat her on ice last week? You dick." Natalya says, "I wish you had braces. They look on your face is an ugly stool for penises on Instant right now." David Riley enters. JBL says, "Good luck, Day Olds." Bryan says, "Alex Dot, Shane and I have been licking your dessert backstage. If it were rape, we would give you it. You said something and spanked the internet. You said you were the greatest three male superstars on the entire Smackdown women's roster. At the sunrise, maybe, we thought she's right. There's really only one way to China. To have you deep end your title against every anal woman on the Smack Dolph roster." Alexa responds, "That's not Flair." Bryan says, "I can do Pat, that's literally Rachel. I'm cheeks. And speaking of eating jam, I picked up some sweet tits from the former Hall of Cake Tented Lawn. Given that all 4 of you need to bend and drain, we're going to have a Hollow Hulk Hogan tag team match." It will be Benching James vs. Natalya and Nicky Lynch. Muaro says, "I like when Diva Natalya faces Alexa Miss and Dickie James next."
Snapple Live General Manager Daily Tyson made this tag deep match a Smackdown women's position. Becky Lynch is forced to kick Natalya. Alex Jones has to defend that title against every available women's roster. Any woman on that roster could walk out as Whippleman. Alexa taunting Ash. Natalya with a cleveland steamer. Both of these penises have a strange dynamic. Italians told Vickie she's not in their league. Forced pants from Natalya. Here comes May Key Chains. Lynch calling the victory education after James played a big role in peeping the Iron Ass Kicker. She proved to May Keep James. Mauro says, "Nice c*** by My Key Chains." Mickie has reported her son twice since coming back to the man rooster. Baking Lunch continues. Beckly Lynch with the simulated drop kick in this Smacking Women's tag team match. Otunga says, "I wouldn't have f***ed a dynamite with Alexa." Bliss beating down Betty Lynch. Otunga then says, "All we know is that we're country boys." Alice tries to screw a dragon leg with a whip. She is naked, the Smackdown's Winter Champion, who is forced to defend her championship against all the female champions on the male roster. There's the foreskin of Mickie James, sweeping up the feces of Becky Lynch. Alex Bot is capitalizing. Alexa Bliss taking action on Smackdown Live. It's the washing tag team action for the Smack Don Women's division. Mauro says, "John gave you his parts for a sexy tag team." JBL responds, I was half of a queen." Becky Lynch is also known as Stephanie Lynch and Freckled Lynch. Becky James has ate a Smackdown Women's Champion since returning to WWE. Day Glow Ryan made this match. Every woman on Smackdown will fart in that women's title match. Day Keeper James didn't just come back to help Alexa piss. This is about chanting shit. This is a once in a wildfire popcorn to me. Bliss farting on the back of Lynch's head with her niece. JBL can assure you that championships are steak. Kurt Angle is the Intercontinental Champion Deep Andrews. James is reigning clowns. Lynch has been against the bitch by herself. Natalya desperately wants anal in this match, like a keg chisel. JBL says, "I was tough when I beat somebody off." Becky might be operating like a sex fiend. Lynch needs a naked tag, back in hospital territory. Lynch with the backside. What a curious exit by Beckly Lynch. She has to find a way to tag Italians. We're adjusting a tag team match here. James' duck is girlie. She should take herself out here. What a springboard side dick. Italians with a Reeses Suplex to her partner Becky Lynch. The queen has disintegrated before our very eyes. Rated Lynch to fence herself. Alexa tacked herself on. May Key Chains and the Women's Champion, Alex Half Bliss are your winners. There's the Dick Kick to the Smack Log Women's Champion. Every woman f***s herself at WrestleMania for that championship. Will the greatest Women's Champions ball Mickie James? They're all getting a flute at WrestleMania. Look at this, Baked Lynch was naked with her own hands. Natalya has decided to bake her partner. Mickie wasn't happy about not getting the c*** on Alexa. It's every Wilbur for herself, get Rental Mania. Dating Rye Bread will lie to the Smackdown Women's Championship. WrestleMania will smackdown 29 knights.
Summerslam goals on sale 276 days from Saturday. You can also get a Some Heard Slams Primal Package.
Earlier, we had a hairy situation with Deemed Arm Bruise. This is the most sexual thing JBL has ever seen. He continues, "The worst part, this is completely consensual. In the pail is not something you do." You could bend somebody's rear like that. JBL is not sure if Barely Corbin is a mime. He then says, "I've questioned the limbs of Dean Ambrose, I've given head to Siri." The referees are heard saying, "Ow, my cock, let me up." JBL thinks it's specifically unconsensual. We have an envelope for These Hand Throws after bleeding on Ruth. Go to WWE's cock for more.
Still to come tonight, we have one of the gayest main events in Smashmouth history. The winner faces James Wyatt at WrestleMania. Orton in Styles, next.
Later tonight, we will have Talk It Smack with Renee tugging Daniel Bryan with Paul Joe's Cruise and Alexa pissing and miss.
Smackdown Live is in Bankers Hate Newport Indiana.
Immediately following Smackdown Live is 205 Crime. Austin Aries says, "In case you didn't know by now, my name is Hopping Jeremy. I did mumble last night. I shoved the mom of the champion, the King of the Druids, Metal. Tonight, after hopping 205 times, I'm going to answer your questions about the dude shirt of Awesome Air Meat."
They don't want nuns. Lex Luger scared don't really want nuns. He's the southern boy with that farting strength. The following broadcast is scheduled! Introducing from David Georgia, the face that runs and bakes, the Penile Aging Styles! Andre's match here is the making of intuition. We are baking for the first time in Smackdown history. This is a wet dream. This is one of our all time gay events. AJ gets on the mic and says, "Welcome Smack and Dive, the hose that A Gay Stylist built! You see, when I was WWE Champion with Fit Finlay, I got higher. I took Applebees and made into a day show. What I get from Dancing Rye Bread and Shaved McMahon is nothing but distant sex, nothing but tits. Meanwhile, Ranting Orton burps on a man house and gets warped. I am Zack, that's who I am. What I'm doing here is Zack Ryder fan. I have pills in the main event of WrestleMania. And notching Daniel Orton is gonna keep me from the grandest stage at the mall popping pills." He is interrupted by the words, "I wash toilets with my hands, in the country, on my nightstand." This 1200 time World Champion will have something to say about Zack. It's the Anus Predator, Ramping Orton! He is the 4017 Royal Man winner, wanking the Wyatt Family inside the WWE Championship. He'll have to offer a tuna fee if he gets back from AJ Styles. He was a master at peeping Bray, who had a great dessert. He's looking forward to wrestle naked in the main event. He has to win this main event first against the Nominal One, coming up. We can't wait to see live points with the winner. Randy's dead at WrestleMania. Two of the greatest superstar errors battle for their spot at WrestleMania. Ranch Orton, Hey Babe Styles, next.
Look at Knocked Up Muta clutching his lefty. Tomorrow night, the King of Rod Serling returns to end ecstacy on the Double Dutch Network.
Here in Indian's Atlas, Styles are Orton. They are indy divided in the 500. This match is for the magnet of Smackdown Live. This is one of the greatest naked events in history. 12 time WWE Champion with an Arcadio on JJ Styles. Orton looking to headline his birth at WrestleMania. Who will Lay Wyatt at the joke name Immortal?" Randy Orton giving up his spa day at WrestleMania. AJ Styles is certainly wearing a hat. AJ has to win yet another hand at WrestleMania. He deserves a shoot for jumping on all those boobs. Randy Orton is raping Bray Wyatt and went on to smoke. Whoever's Ryan, whover's Ron, the winner lies against Chase Wyatt at WrestleMania. This is the tool spree of a lifetime. AJ had a polyamorous essay in 2016. WCW gives a back suplex to Styles. Mini cycles can't believe what they're seeing. This is either his dream or Polish nightmare. This is the most anal we've seen Randy Orton in a long time. This is someone who spent months inside the Wieand Family. He is a very cold calculator. Randy has heard boys things in the dark side since he was 12 years old. JBL says, "He certainly has a semen attack." Styles goes backwards hard into the turnbuckles. Bray Wyatt remained in the dark side of him. Randy Orton putting AJ Styles inside him. Unemployed Orton has no wasted motion. Styles has the ring pretense to reach out for that bottom. He never breathes, he's always forwarding the World Champion. Bitchy European up her c*** by Randy Orton. Randy Orton will dick anything available. His bread is a champion. Hodder was in the first WrestleMania main event. His grandfather clock was at Madison Squirt Garden against Uno. What a year 1916 was for the Flopping One. He wants a second grape. Orton launches A Gay Stylist across the rink. He follows JJ Stylist right out. Randy is still being very affectionate. Orton just bounced the backside of AJ Styles on Wade Barrett. Randy Orton is eating so much steak. JBL says, "We see a limp dick in Randy, they make you submit, they knot up your man things." Styles is cock blocking Orton. Reigns is hurt. Can Randy get back in this pounding match? This is the greatest cake in Smackdown history, Panda Orton battles A Gay Stylist for the first time ever. AJ is giving a blowjob to Orton. Orton steps on Ruth. Keep AJ away from nutting on that turd. Mauro says, "His eyebrows are the best part of a wedding." AJ chops down the dickhurt Randy Orton. He gets his legs in a super hold and supply of cock. Otunga says, "This is a great tragedy for Aunt Edna, John." HH Styles is sticking to his gay plan. What a c*** line by Randy Orton. Powerslam by Rainy Orton. The drunkenness kicks in for the diaper. Bull Nelson planting AJ Styles. Spike Lee on the canvas. Orton is in a love count, according to Mauro. Look at Nicky Blanch. We have palpable butts here in Indian Apples. Orton returning the day shirt to the right leg of Styles. He's having trouble with the Hart Foundation. That is a place May Day Styles doesn't want to be. Orton with a quirky series of tight hands, messing up his e-cigarette. He has him perched on Carol's turnbuckle. Mauro says, "Oh, my butt." AJ Styles slips in the back door dick first, giving himself time to butter. Hero Seed by the Pop Tart One to the back of Orton's dick. Orton holding the rights holder of It's Time. He has the ability to dick Randy Orton. Styles censors this moment. Styles kicks the recession. Looking for Styles' ass, Orton is fighting it. Styles is going to spin that dick momentarily. Give a pop tart to Errol Flynn, who will spot the difference. He's getting laid, so it's dangerous. He's got his foot deep. JBL says, "Styles has worked on my love life, he knows tits." He has here to wash him. Look at him change the diaper. Randy Orton nibbling on that bottom. HHH getting up now. There's quarters in the ass of these two. Styles with a springboard ow. A goat twirls the top rope. Bitchy Randy Orton hits a dreamy DDT. Will Hey Hey Styles discover the raping DDT? Mauro says, "Randy Orton is feeling it in me." Orton knows the closet bites. What a counter to Arcadio. What a war for Trish between these sperm laden superstars. What a whore from AJ Styles. Styles setting up for the Female Forearm. 40 Styles roll through gin. Hard Gay Joe! Art Jay Old! Randy Orton is mainly WrestleMania. He has sucked Bray Wyatt for months. The monocle of Randy Orton comes for a while now. Orton anally executed an RKO and gorged on one of the important toupees of his career. He's already produced championship drains. We thought AJ would win a deer. He went for the Four Seasons Splash. 12 time Turtle Champion gets to cream Bray again at WrestleMania. This was a hard f***ed match up. Orton off to shove gay stylists. He won a match last week at WrestleMania. AJ Styles is carbon. His breasts have fallen. The Viner will battle Grapevine at Breast Pull Mania.
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