Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 13, 2017 13:27:58 GMT -5
Age restricted websites think the Earth is heavily populated with 117 year olds that love gore and porno.
Sausage links were created by stuffing an animal up it's own ass.
I know and understand more about the inner workings of the Millennium Falcon than my own house.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 13:49:09 GMT -5
Most of your money just ends up in the toilet anyways.
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crabbymelt
ALF
I'm going to kick the living POOP out of him.
Posts: 1,047
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Post by crabbymelt on Mar 13, 2017 21:50:06 GMT -5
Me: (showering) Wait- did I leave the dog outside?
Dog: (rooing) Yes, you did, you horrible witch! I hate you!
Me: Eh, he'll be fine.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 22:24:29 GMT -5
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you didn't know what either of those things are
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 24,251
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 14, 2017 5:13:43 GMT -5
Don't use your phone when driving, being distracted for just a moment can kill. Good law, should carry harsher punishments.
So why do we allow billboards advertising at the side of roads when it is specifically designed to distract drivers?
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Mar 14, 2017 17:05:09 GMT -5
Seriously, now days I don't have time for shower thoughts, as when I shower now, I spend most of my time making sure I don't fall over.
Showering one legged isn't fun.
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