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Post by bibboid on Mar 22, 2017 0:48:55 GMT -5
I read something that said any book becomes much more interesting if you add "And then the murders began" as the second sentence.
Let's see if this is correct.
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were very normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Mar 22, 2017 1:16:13 GMT -5
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then the murders began.
My word, you're right!
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Mar 22, 2017 1:34:58 GMT -5
“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. And then the murders began."
" "To be born again," sang Gibreel Farishta tumbling from the heavens, "first you have to die." And then the murders began."
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began."
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Mar 22, 2017 2:13:18 GMT -5
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
...and then the murders began.
Call me Ishmael.
....and then the murders began.
It was a bright cold day in April. And the clock was striking thirteen.
...and then the murders began.
All children, grow up, except one
...and then the murders began.
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Mozenrath
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Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 22, 2017 2:22:58 GMT -5
Marley was dead to begin with. And then the murders began.
That one doesn't quite work.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 22, 2017 3:08:51 GMT -5
I am Sam... and then the murders began.
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins... and then the murders began.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen... and then the murders began.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed... and then the murders began.
They shoot the white girl first... and then the murders began.
It was the day my grandmother exploded.... and then the murders began.
It was a pleasure to burn.... and then the murders began.
It was love at first sight... and then the murders began.
Of all the things that drive men to sea, the most common disaster, I've come to learn, is women... and then the murders began.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 22, 2017 4:41:56 GMT -5
"In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit...and then the murders began"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 4:48:14 GMT -5
Going with three random novels I have lying around, let's see...
"You freak," Denton said. And then the murders began.
"Miss me?" And then the murders began.
It was a frigid morning, so cold that if you poked at the earth with an ice pick, it would probably crack neatly in half. And then the murders began.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 5:12:20 GMT -5
"Where's Papa going with that ax?" said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Mar 22, 2017 5:59:34 GMT -5
Marley was dead to begin with. And then the murders began. That one doesn't quite work. I don't know, could be the beginning of a zombie story. |
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Mar 22, 2017 6:02:29 GMT -5
the sun did not shine, it was too wet to play. and then the murders began.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 22, 2017 6:13:38 GMT -5
In the week before their departure to Arrakis, when all the final scurrying about had reached a nearly unbearable frenzy, an old crone came to visit the mother of the boy, Paul...and then the murders began
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Gecko
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Post by Gecko on Mar 22, 2017 8:46:24 GMT -5
One sunny Sunday, the caterpillar was hatched out of a tiny egg. And then the murders began.
Edit: The internet might have lied to me about this being the first line.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Mar 22, 2017 8:59:26 GMT -5
One sunny Sunday, the caterpillar was hatched out of a tiny egg. And then the murders began. Edit: The internet might have lied to me about this being the first line. oh please! name one time the Internet lied about something can't be done |
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Push R Truth
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Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 22, 2017 9:20:17 GMT -5
At the far end of town where the grickle-grass grows and the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows and no birds ever sing excepting old crows...is the Street of the Lifted Lorax. And then the murders began.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Mar 22, 2017 9:24:53 GMT -5
"Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude." And then the murders began.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 22, 2017 9:38:19 GMT -5
Old McDonald had a farm EIEIO
And then the murders began
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 22, 2017 9:42:25 GMT -5
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. And then the murders began.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 10:49:33 GMT -5
And then the murders began...
And then the murders BEGAN
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Sephiroth
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Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 22, 2017 10:52:46 GMT -5
Every day the largest country in the world woke with his name on its lips. And then the murders began.
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