Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 22, 2017 11:50:03 GMT -5
All children, except one, grow up. And then the murders began.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.
Yossarian was in the hospital with a pain in his liver that fell just short of being jaundice. Abd then the murders began.
Mr. Jones, of the Manor Farm, had locked the hen-houses for the night, but was too drunk to remember to shut the popholes. And then the murders began.
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Post by bibboid on Mar 22, 2017 11:56:28 GMT -5
Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot...
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT!
And then the murders began.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 20:31:41 GMT -5
It was a dark and stormy night.
And then the murders began.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Mar 22, 2017 20:56:50 GMT -5
The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace. And then the murders began.
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Post by bibboid on Mar 22, 2017 21:34:14 GMT -5
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. And then the murders began.
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mattperiolat
King Koopa
Thank you, Brodie... for everything.
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Post by mattperiolat on Mar 22, 2017 22:05:19 GMT -5
Space... the final frontier. And then, the murders began.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 22:05:47 GMT -5
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there’s gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. And then the murders began.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 23, 2017 1:40:55 GMT -5
The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault. And then the murders began.
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Mar 23, 2017 1:57:05 GMT -5
A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
And then the murders began.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Mar 23, 2017 9:36:46 GMT -5
Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. And then the murders began.
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 23, 2017 10:35:01 GMT -5
“When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home...”
And then the murders began.
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Mar 23, 2017 12:41:42 GMT -5
They murdered him. And then the murders began.
"Daddy, I'm tired," the little girl in the red pants and green blouse said fretfully. And then the murders began.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Mar 23, 2017 13:10:24 GMT -5
When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Mar 23, 2017 13:29:40 GMT -5
Keith, the boy in the rumpled shorts and shirt, did not know he was being watched as he entered room 215 of the Mountain View Inn. And then the murders began.
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Post by Hurbster on Mar 23, 2017 15:23:37 GMT -5
"Call me Ishmael". And then the murders began.
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. And then the murders began.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Mar 23, 2017 15:28:40 GMT -5
One day, in the year  , the sun and moon fought day and night. And then the murders began. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2017 15:28:44 GMT -5
"I can't believe I lost my f***ing ear. Bang bang!" And then the murders began.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Mar 24, 2017 12:06:35 GMT -5
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton...
and then the murders began.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Mar 24, 2017 12:08:17 GMT -5
Left Munich at 8:35 P.M, on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.
and then the murders began.
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 24, 2017 12:31:12 GMT -5
You must defeat Shen Long, to Stand a Chance!
And then the murders began.
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, the sun and moon fought day and night. And then the murders began.
