hello there ..... people that think mornings are a thing!
yes i appear to be too
now, since the GIGANTIC SUCCESS of PONYMANIA6, i thought i'd finally do something else that will give me the fame and fortune that i crave from here .....
GOLF PONYS!!!
that's right, equines with sticks, or a load of horse balls
the format is simple
pair up hooman golfers with pony ponies ..... IT'S THAT SIMPLE ..... even you can understand that
it's been something i've been wanting to do for a while, so here's the chance, in fact i'm gonna do it for the ENTIRE YEAR with the four majors!
AND those top forty players after round two will get a special event to go into ..... THE PONY GRAND NATIONAL (which is this saturday)
so here are the matches (warning: long list ahead)
AMETHYST STAR - THOMAS PIETERS
APPLE BLOOM - FRED COUPLES
APPLE FRITTER - ADAM SCOTT
APPLE STARS - JOSE-MARIA OLAZABAL
APPLEJACK - STEVE STRICKER
BERRYSHINE - SEAN O'HAIR
BIG MCINTOSH - BERND WIESBERGER
BLOSSOMFORTH - ROBERTO CASTRO
BRAEBURN - LOUIS OOSTHUIZEN
CADANCE - STEWART HAGESTAD
CARROT CAKE - BILLY HURLEY III
CELESTIA - DUSTIN JOHNSON
CHANCE-A-LOT - HENRIK STENSON
CHEERILEE - TOMMY FLEETWOOD
CHERRY BERRY - ROSS FISHER
CHERRY SPICES - IAN WOOSNAM
CHRYSALIS - JUSTIN THOMAS
COMET TAIL - BUBBA WATSON
CRIMSON GALA - CHRIS WOOD
DARING DO - MACKENZIE HUGHES
DERPY - MARC LEISHMAN
DIAMOND DAZZLE TIARA - RUSSELL KNOX
DISCORD - TOTO GANA
DJ PON-3 - CHARLEY HOFFMAN
ELECTRIC SKY - JORDAN SPIETH
FILTHY RICH - DANIEL SUMMERHAYS
FLAM - TREVOR IMMELMAN
FLIM - MIKE WEIR
FLOWER WISHES - MARTIN KAYMER
FLUTTERSHY - SCOTT GREGORY
GILDA - ROD PAMPLING
GOLDEN DELICIOUS - ANGEL CABRERA
GOLDEN HARVEST - EMILIANO GRILLO
GOLDENGRAPE - PAT PEREZ
GRANNY SMITH - CHARL SCHWARTZEL
HOITY TOITY - JASON DAY
HOLLY DASH - RICKIE FOWLER
JUNEBUG - ALEXANDER NOREN
LEMON HEARTS - BRAD DALKE
LEMONY GEM - CURTIS LUCK
LICKETY SPLIT - BYEONG-HUN AN
LILY VALLEY - RAFA CABRERA-BELLO
LOTUS BLOSSOM - JAMES HAHN
LUNA - PHIL MICKELSON
LYRA HEARTSTRINGS - MATTHEW FITZPATRICK
MAGNET BOLT - JASON DUFNER
MANNY ROAR - HIDEKI MATSUYAMA
MAYOR MARE - SHANE LOWRY
MEADOW SONG - PAUL CASEY
MINUETTE - KEVIN CHAPPELL
MOSELY ORANGE - DANNY WILLETT
MR. GREENHOOVES - SANDY LYLE
MRS. DAZZLE CAKE - KEVIN KISNER
NOTEWORTHY - WEBB SIMPSON
NURSE REDHEART - SCOTT PIERCY
OCTAVIA MELODY - J.B. HOLMES
PEACHY PIE - JON RAHM
PEACHY SWEET - ERNIE ELS
PHOTO FINISH - BILL HAAS
PINKIE PIE - PATRICK REED
RAINBOW DASH - JEUNGHUN WANG
RAINBOWSHINE - MATT KUCHAR
RARITY - FRANCESCO MOLINARI
ROSELUCK - HIDETO TANIHARA
ROYAL RIFF - GARY WOODLAND
SAPPHIRE SHORES - BRANDT SNEDEKER
SASSAFLASH - DANIEL BERGER
SCOOTALOO - YUTA IKEDA
SEA SWIRL - MARK O'MEARA
SHINING ARMOR - SERGIO GARCIA
SHOESHINE - SOREN KJELDSEN
SILVER SPOON - LEE WESTWOOD
SNAILS - ZACH JOHNSON
SNIPS - WILLIAM MCGIRT
SOARIN - RYAN MOORE
SPIKE - RORY MCILROY
SPITFIRE - JUSTIN ROSE
SPRINKLE MEDLEY - TYRRELL HATTON
STEVEN MAGNET - SI WOO KIM
SUNNY DAZE - HUDSON SWAFFORD
SUNNY RAYS - BRANDEN GRACE
SUNSET SHIMMER - VIJAY SINGH
SWEETIE BELLE - BRIAN STUARD
SWEETIE DROPS - ADAM HADWIN
THUNDERLANE - JHONATTAN VEGAS
TIME TURNER - RUSSELL HENLEY
TIREK - JIMMY WALKER
TRIXIE LULAMOON - BERNHARD LANGER
TWILIGHT SKY - ANDY SULLIVAN
TWILIGHT SPARKLE - JIM FURYK
TWILIGHT VELVET - BROOKS KOEPKA
TWINKLESHINE - KEVIN NA
TWIST - BRENDAN STEELE
ZECORA - LARRY MIZE
and let's hope celestia recovers from her fall in time
