Man Stuart Little is a really messed up book

[Vice honcho room temperature]

I mean just look at the synopsis

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First he's not a mouse, just a really tiny person that looks like a mouse coming out of his mother like that. He gets trapped in blinds and the cat tries to make it look like he ran away and only gets out when they pull down the blinds while mouring. They get a pet bird who save Stuart when he gets trapped in a trash can and almost dumped into the sea. Then the cat's friend wants to eat the bird so she flies away sending Stuart in a tiny car looking for her with no real idea where she is. He goes on a date with a tiny girl his size but screws that up when the boat they were going to go on is crap and he throws a hissy fit or something. Then he just drives north to end the book to look for the bird again not know where she is.

Probably a couple other things I left out.

[BorneAgain]

Mice literature is inherently flawed unless said rodents are battling other animals in a medieval world or driving small motorcycles.

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Mar 30, 2017 16:08:53 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Mice literature is inherently flawed unless said rodents are battling other animals in a medieval world or driving small motorcycles.

And let's not forget the consequences of giving one a cookie.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Mar 30, 2017 16:08:53 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Mice literature is inherently flawed unless said rodents are battling other animals in a medieval world or driving small motorcycles.

I enjoyed a mice themed hockey book back in 3rd grade. Can't remember the name of it.

[Andy Martin]

Mar 30, 2017 16:40:39 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Mar 30, 2017 16:08:53 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Mice literature is inherently flawed unless said rodents are battling other animals in a medieval world or driving small motorcycles.

I enjoyed a mice themed hockey book back in 3rd grade. Can't remember the name of it.

I was just about to bring up the same book. Mice played hockey at the old Montreal Forum, right? Can't think of the name, either.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Mar 30, 2017 17:44:46 GMT -5 Andy Martin said:

Mar 30, 2017 16:40:39 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

I enjoyed a mice themed hockey book back in 3rd grade. Can't remember the name of it.

I was just about to bring up the same book. Mice played hockey at the old Montreal Forum, right? Can't think of the name, either.

Yeah. I think it's probably something as easy as Mice at Centre Ice.

It is for 7 year olds after all.

[ayumidah]

Reminds me of how Tom Thumb traumatized me as a kid

[4TheGlory]

And you know what was a great book?

[Mozenrath]

Mar 30, 2017 16:08:53 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

Mice literature is inherently flawed unless said rodents are battling other animals in a medieval world or driving small motorcycles.

Secret of NIMH is pretty awesome, or at the least, gave us an awesome movie. And a terrible one, but hey, an awesome movie to begin with.