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Post by revolver86 on Mar 31, 2017 16:20:50 GMT -5
Robin Williams Live at the Met. Watched it right after he died and I was bawling and cracking up at the same time.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 31, 2017 16:55:00 GMT -5
My all time favorite Standup special is Carlin's Back in Town. I can damn near recite the whole thing from memory. And, I use his Mickey Mouse's birthday line on anyone I'm particularly upset at. "f*** Mickey Mouse! f*** him in the asshole with a big rubber dick! Then break it and beat him with the rest of it! I hope Mickey dies! I do! I hope he God damn dies!" No wonder no one in the world takes our country seriously anymore, we waste valuable television time informing our citizens the age of an imaginary rodent! |
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 31, 2017 19:44:19 GMT -5
"Raw" and "Delirious" are the best two stand up routines ever.
Below that, I'd say Chris Rock's stand up specials, especially the one where he did the black civil war bit.
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Post by mattperiolat on Mar 31, 2017 20:27:43 GMT -5
Robin Williams Live at the Met. Watched it right after he died and I was bawling and cracking up at the same time. "How do you get to the Met? Money... lots and lots of money." |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 9:40:10 GMT -5
Dennis Miller: Black & White. Think that was his first special. I can quote damn near the entire thing.
"Went into the salon. I said 'I wanna look like Potzie from Happy Days.' And the f***** kid RAN with it!"
"Can I get a glass of water? No stirrer. Love when they give you the stirrer; it's in case the hydrogen and oxygen molecules haven't completely bonded, you're there doing that Enrico Fermi Mixmaster action."
"Sitting in the Trump helicopter headed to Atlantic City. Six seats. We're 10 minutes outside Manhattan, the stud pilot - Race Bannon - gets on the PA system and announces that he has turned off the 'Fasten Seat Belts' sign. Releasing us to get up and move about the cabin.
I salute you, Lieutenant Rickenbacker, huh?!
I'm hunched over this Ballpark frank, this guy's giving me the green light to do-si-do up the aisle.
'Yeah, I think I'll head to the piano lounge'; they got a midget with a Casio on his lap!
I mean, for Christ's sake, the bathroom is a f***** NyQuil cup, where are we going?"
"I'd like to start off with an impression. I'd like to but I'm physically incapable. I'm currently one of 5 men on the North American continent that does NOT do Jack Nicholson. And they're all so good at it; don't you love it when they do that bit with the hairline there?
'STOP IT, YOU'RE CONFUSING ME! ARE YOU YOU? ARE YOU JACK? STOP IT!'
I don't mind they do Nicholson, I just hate it when they paint him in these incredibly mundane scenarios: 'CAN YOU IMAGINE JACK NICHOLSON AS A PRODUCE CLERK? IN A GROCERY STORE?'
No, f*** you; YOU I can picture as a produce clerk in a grocery store. Let's not take the world's highest paid actor and have him spritzing a bag of turnips for $3.35 an hour."
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