When Cena and Nikki do get married...

[The Unconquered Sun]

do you think after the wedding toast John will turn to the best man and say "Fine Speech."

[Pushed to the Moon]

And at the ceremony, instead of Cena lifting Nikki's veil, she'll lift his baseball cap off and rub his hair.

[edgestar]

Apr 4, 2017 18:05:18 GMT -5 Pushed to the Moon said:

And at the ceremony, instead of Cena lifting Nikki's veil, she'll lift his baseball cap off and rub his hair.

Bride and groom baseball caps sound amazing

[Final Countdown Jones]

"I now pronounce you Champ and Lioness."

[ben:friendship frog]

It'll be interesting to see who his best man is, considering he's been an absolute thundercunt to all his friends.

[arrogantmodel]

His ex wife's last name was Huberdeau. Could that be what's being shouted in his intro? 😁

HuuuuuuuBerDooooooough!

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

The only thing I want to see at the wedding is John, Nikki, the pastor and every wedding guest there wearing all Cena shirts of the past and present.

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Pastor: Do you John Cena, take this woman whose hand you now hold, to be your true and wedded wife; and do you solemnly promise before God and these witnesses to LOVE, CHERISH, HONOR AND PROTECT HER: to forsake all others for her sake; to cleave unto her, and her only, until death shall part you?

Everybody in attendance: Let's go Cena! Cena Sucks!

[Lupin the Third]

"If there is anyone here objects to this wedding, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace...."

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[Dat Dude]

Priest: I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. ...