Who'd win? Goku or John Cena?

[Glitch]

Both seem to over come huge odds. Who would win a fight between these two?

[Alice Syndrome]

Well, John Cena is frequently compared to Superman, so Goku could easily beat him.

["Magic" Mark Hurr]

Never underestimate the power of the "Fine speech" attack debuffer. And that's just base form Cena. You still have Southern Preacher Cena and Rapper Cena.

[Mackenzie Gorn]

Apr 7, 2017 0:10:58 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

Well, John Cena is frequently compared to Superman, so Goku could easily get beaten by him twice.

FTFY

[Alice Syndrome]

Apr 7, 2017 0:42:52 GMT -5 Mackenzie Gorn said:

Apr 7, 2017 0:10:58 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

Well, John Cena is frequently compared to Superman, so Goku could easily get beaten by him twice.

FTFY

If you can't do maths and also pick some arbitrary thing as what would kill Goku, then yes, that fix would be correct. Otherwise no, Goku wins that fight. Easily.

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Edge, after cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase.

[Mackenzie Gorn]

Apr 7, 2017 0:48:34 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

Apr 7, 2017 0:42:52 GMT -5 Mackenzie Gorn said:

FTFY

If you can't do maths and also pick some arbitrary thing as what would kill Goku, then yes, that fix would be correct. Otherwise no, Goku wins that fight. Easily.

Arbitrary = Ability to GO BACK IN TIME. Totally insignificant and not at all worth mentioning compared to the great and wise Goku who has lost two times to the person who can bench press reality and fisted literal gods. Your totally right and I apologize for even trying to argue with your indecipherable ''MATHS''.

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John Wick

[Alice Syndrome]

Apr 7, 2017 0:56:52 GMT -5 Mackenzie Gorn said:

Apr 7, 2017 0:48:34 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

If you can't do maths and also pick some arbitrary thing as what would kill Goku, then yes, that fix would be correct. Otherwise no, Goku wins that fight. Easily.

Arbitrary = Ability to GO BACK IN TIME. Totally insignificant and not at all worth mentioning compared to the great and wise Goku who has lost two times to the person who can bench press reality and fisted literal gods. Your totally right and I apologize for even trying to argue with your indecipherable ''MATHS''.

I was talking about them measuring Goku's power from Android 16's bomb for some unexplained reason.

Speaking of literal gods and fists, Goku's "insignificant" new power up made him so strong that matching punches with a literal god nearly shook the entire universe apart.

[Mackenzie Gorn]

Apr 7, 2017 3:09:53 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

Apr 7, 2017 0:56:52 GMT -5 Mackenzie Gorn said:

Arbitrary = Ability to GO BACK IN TIME. Totally insignificant and not at all worth mentioning compared to the great and wise Goku who has lost two times to the person who can bench press reality and fisted literal gods. Your totally right and I apologize for even trying to argue with your indecipherable ''MATHS''.

I was talking about them measuring Goku's power from Android 16's bomb for some unexplained reason.

Speaking of literal gods and fists, Goku's "insignificant" new power up made him so strong that matching punches with a literal god nearly shook the entire universe apart.

''Nearly'' as opposed to Superman who did this.

 

[Alice Syndrome]

Apr 7, 2017 3:16:53 GMT -5 Mackenzie Gorn said:

Apr 7, 2017 3:09:53 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

I was talking about them measuring Goku's power from Android 16's bomb for some unexplained reason.

Speaking of literal gods and fists, Goku's "insignificant" new power up made him so strong that matching punches with a literal god nearly shook the entire universe apart.

''Nearly'' as opposed to Superman who did this.

 

Ah yes, when Superboy-Prime punched a hole in reality.

That happened because he was literally punching the walls of the universe.

That's like being more impressed by someone punching a hole in a wall, than someone else breaking the entire wall down without actually touching it.

[The Thread Barbi]

Goku has never taken an Attitude Adjustment.

[Mackenzie Gorn]

Apr 7, 2017 3:34:40 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

Apr 7, 2017 3:16:53 GMT -5 Mackenzie Gorn said:

''Nearly'' as opposed to Superman who did this.

 

Ah yes, when Superboy-Prime punched a hole in reality.

That happened because he was literally punching the walls of the universe.

That's like being more impressed by someone punching a hole in a wall, than someone else breaking the entire wall down without actually touching it.

Nearly<Actually. Sorry about that but now the Ol' Big Blue Boyscout has conquered Space and Time as opposed to Ol'Kakarrot who's been upstaged the amount of times he's been beaten by Superman.

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Apr 7, 2017 3:56:29 GMT -5 Mackenzie Gorn said:

Apr 7, 2017 3:34:40 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

Ah yes, when Superboy-Prime punched a hole in reality.

That happened because he was literally punching the walls of the universe.

That's like being more impressed by someone punching a hole in a wall, than someone else breaking the entire wall down without actually touching it.

Nearly<Actually. Sorry about that but now the Ol' Big Blue Boyscout has conquered Space and Time as opposed to Ol'Kakarrot who's been upstaged the amount of times he's been beaten by Superman.

And this is why I never touch this whole argument with a ten foot pole.
Apart from this.

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Goku wins the first fight.

Cena laughs about it and beats him in the following two rematches.

[edgestar]

I don't know who Goku is, so I'll go with Cena

[y4j1981]

Wait, I thought Cena was Goku?

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Everybody wins.

No matter who wins, we all win.

[Push R Truth]

I'd rather watch Cena vs Mr Satan

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Real talk. John Cena doesn't have any actual special powers, so he would probably even lose to Tien or Krillin. (This is assuming he doesn't have training in the techniques that exist in the Dragonball universe)