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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 23:24:29 GMT -5
...dinner. He's coming to your home in 3 hours expecting dinner. What do you make Oney Lorcan in hopes he doesn't beat you up? Or do you man up and call him out and fight him? What do you do to defeat him? What do you do?
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 16, 2017 23:30:03 GMT -5
He's a wrestler, so I'd probably make some chicken breast or scrambled eggs, he probably wants protein and low carbs.
Alternatively, call the cops.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 16, 2017 23:35:21 GMT -5
Hope he likes tofu
If he wants meat were fighting
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 17, 2017 0:13:12 GMT -5
I'd give him directions to a waffle house... and then call the cops...
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 17, 2017 0:15:35 GMT -5
I can barely cook Kraft Mac and Cheese. I'll just let him pick something off of GrubHub.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 17, 2017 0:16:50 GMT -5
A nice veal scallopini.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 17, 2017 0:34:20 GMT -5
I'll order some pizza. If he ain't happy with that, we need to square up on pure principle alone.
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Post by Larryhausen on Apr 17, 2017 1:38:23 GMT -5
Steak, marinated in a blend of olive oil, Heinz 57, a blend of spices, and whatever carbonated beverage I have in the fridge(beer or soda, doesnt matter)
Served medium rare with roasted potatoes and some other type of vegetable.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 17, 2017 5:48:37 GMT -5
Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Apr 17, 2017 7:19:37 GMT -5
Ima be at work.  If he wants to stuck around for a few more hours, I can pick him up some McDonalds, or my mom can make him some frozen waffles. |
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 17, 2017 7:22:03 GMT -5
Disguised Ex-Lax.
Let's see him try putting up a fight then.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Apr 17, 2017 10:02:11 GMT -5
I'd open up one-y lor-can of tomato soup.
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 17, 2017 10:08:28 GMT -5
Nothing
I'm Lorcan for a fight.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Apr 17, 2017 10:57:11 GMT -5
I make myself a tuna fish sandwich and watch tv until its time for Lorcan to throw me a beating. I mean a hospital stay ain't that bad and i get a few days off work
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2017 11:26:09 GMT -5
Steamed Hams.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 17, 2017 11:27:06 GMT -5
Steak, marinated in a blend of olive oil, Heinz 57, a blend of spices, and whatever carbonated beverage I have in the fridge(beer or soda, doesnt matter) Served medium rare with roasted potatoes and some other type of vegetable. ...I may actually try this. Thanks, man. |
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 17, 2017 12:00:23 GMT -5
The only thing he's getting is a foot up his ass.
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 18, 2017 2:28:49 GMT -5
I'd prolly make him spaghetti and garlic bread.
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If he wants to stuck around for a few more hours, I can pick him up some McDonalds, or my mom can make him some frozen waffles.
