The last post you posted is the only remaining text from...

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...humanity. Earth has been blown up in a million pieces and those pieces are gone. But somehow a USB stick has survived and it is discovered by an advanced race of aliens who also have USB compatible computers. The only thing on the USB stick is a text transcript of the last post you posted on FAN. This is the only recorded history left off mankind. What is it and what you do think aliens would interpret it as?

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Apr 27, 2017 1:20:10 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

I wouldn't recommend drinking tea with Regal, though.

An allusion to the time one man urinated in another man's tea on a pro wrestling shoe. Humans were weird.

[Spiderf 4]

Apr 26, 2017 19:44:21 GMT -5 Spiderf 4 said:

Day 26.

I remember that group!

Yes, THAT is the musical act that survived humanity.

[Sparkybob]

Apr 20, 2017 16:00:43 GMT -5 Sparkybob said:

Glad to see the concept of pent up frustration is still alive and well on the forums.

This is fitting.

[Hawk Hart]

Who is for real going to the store and putting their ass in the cooler?

[Deleted]

Apr 27, 2017 8:10:34 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I think my personal favorites are the Bourne one, the Rollins one, the one on Reigns at SummerSlam 2014, and the one on Cena in the Cell a couple months later.

Given I have never specify what 'one' I'm referring to this would probably be utterly confounding.

[Push R Truth]

These strange walking apes sure were into buttstuff and intercourse with mothers

[willywonka666]

"If I owned a business I would have some sort of sign saying the customer isn't always right"

I stand by that

[Rubix Cube Johnny]

Apr 2, 2017 21:17:44 GMT -5 Rubix Cube Johnny said:

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I believe this was during the flo rida pitbull pile of shit during mania.

[The Legend of Groose]

David Flair was our last home, and he let humanity down.

[mcmahonfan85]

Apr 27, 2017 19:03:49 GMT -5 mcmahonfan85 said:

Well obviously we're not supposed to buttf*** these kids.

i think they'd think there are a group of kids who are not to be f***ed in the butt

[Derk!]

Apr 25, 2017 2:30:26 GMT -5 Derk! said:

wow.