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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on May 7, 2017 18:41:10 GMT -5
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 7, 2017 19:20:34 GMT -5
KFC likes to do this weird shit like that DC comic last year or Enzo f***ing that chicken
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on May 7, 2017 19:22:25 GMT -5
KFC likes to do this weird shit like that DC comic last year or Enzo f***ing that chicken Or, of course, our beloved Southpaw Regional Wrestling |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 7, 2017 19:40:35 GMT -5
KFC likes to do this weird shit like that DC comic last year or Enzo f***ing that chicken Or, of course, our beloved Southpaw Regional Wrestling Those more inserted a Colonial charectsr compared to SPRW |
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Post by Milkman Norm on May 7, 2017 20:44:26 GMT -5
Chapter 1.
This is something that shouldn't exist.
The end.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2017 21:44:34 GMT -5
I hope this is leading up to Fabio being the next Colonel.
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 7, 2017 22:13:57 GMT -5
I thought F.A.N. wrote Colonel Sanders: The Romantic Novel a couple years ago in the Jessicka Havok chicken twitter thread.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2017 22:18:38 GMT -5
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on May 7, 2017 22:24:48 GMT -5
I hope this is leading up to Fabio being the next Colonel. I don't think Fabio wants anything to do with feathered creatures  |
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Post by Perd on May 7, 2017 22:31:14 GMT -5
Well, he's been showing people his breasts for years.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 8, 2017 6:25:16 GMT -5
I would've called it "Finger Lickin' Love"
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Post by willywonka666 on May 8, 2017 6:34:16 GMT -5
What's with this sexualizing and objectifying mascots and spokespersons?
Col. Sanders is a real, dead guy. They would have done this to Wendy already if they weren't afraid of looking creepy
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 8, 2017 6:40:49 GMT -5
What's with this sexualizing and objectifying mascots and spokespersons? Col. Sanders is a real, dead guy. They would have done this to Wendy already if they weren't afraid of looking creepy Where the corporate entity of Wendy's fail, the creepy artists of rule 34 rule. |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2017 6:49:42 GMT -5
So Colonel Sanders is the lead in a trashy romance novel and Wendy is a sassy anime girl. We need to hurry up and make Ronald McDonald a film noir private eye and the Burger King a slasher movie killer.
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Post by The Spelunker! on May 8, 2017 8:50:15 GMT -5
So Colonel Sanders is the lead in a trashy romance novel and Wendy is a sassy anime girl. We need to hurry up and make Ronald McDonald a film noir private eye and the Burger King a slasher movie killer. 10/10 would watch this anime. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 8, 2017 9:11:58 GMT -5
What's with this sexualizing and objectifying mascots and spokespersons? Col. Sanders is a real, dead guy. They would have done this to Wendy already if they weren't afraid of looking creepy I wouldn't be shocked if Smug Wendy becomes an actual ad for the company. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 8, 2017 9:22:33 GMT -5
Not the weirdest thing involving chicken I've seen a fast food company do
That would be Burger King's "Subservient Chicken" website where a man in a chicken costume responded to your commands over webcam (canned commands with pre-filmed responses, not live)
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 8, 2017 10:01:29 GMT -5
So Colonel Sanders is the lead in a trashy romance novel and Wendy is a sassy anime girl. We need to hurry up and make Ronald McDonald a film noir private eye and the Burger King a slasher movie killer. I want to redo Death Wish 3 with Ronald McDonald "They killed the Hamburglar, man!" Birdy can be Marina Sirtis! |
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