Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on May 17, 2017 6:36:23 GMT -5
So FAN. I heard you just turned 18. Can you tell us more about yourself? Don't be shy.
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Post by Ash Kingston on May 17, 2017 6:41:52 GMT -5
...you're not my psychiatrist.
I need an adult.
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Fundertaker
Vegeta
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
Posts: 9,205
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Post by Fundertaker on May 17, 2017 6:42:01 GMT -5
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2017 7:26:37 GMT -5
...you're not my psychiatrist. I need an adult. |
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
Posts: 4,527
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Post by SmashTV on May 17, 2017 7:49:20 GMT -5
I like children and animals and one day hope to see world peace.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on May 17, 2017 8:14:10 GMT -5
 "Don't mind me, I'll just make myself comfortable. Carry on." |
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,558
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 17, 2017 8:46:34 GMT -5
Well, where to begin. When I was 16 I met this lovely woman with a deep voice and 5 o'clock shadow in a bus stop. Since then I've got these sores that ooze something that looks like cherry pie filling.
I'll just get the highlights of the next few years. Crack. Crack. Magician's assistant. Crack. Hamster that listens to Billy Joel. Crack. 2 dead cops. Freed on a technicality. Interstate pineapple smuggling in human cavity. Crack. Walmart manager.
CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK!
Milli Vanilli cover band. Crack. Competitive clown rodeo circuit. Ethiopian restaurant. Cat piss. One piercing for each on my 4 nipples. Then you asked about me.
And I'm hoping you'll be the one to tell my story, it's much better then Twilight.
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
Posts: 38,597
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Post by Fade on May 17, 2017 13:38:30 GMT -5
Well, my girlfriend totally doesn't know I'm doing this...
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2017 13:40:10 GMT -5
Demented was just here for the fiesta.
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Post by Joe Neglia on May 17, 2017 13:46:45 GMT -5
I just...this isn't...  |
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Post by edgestar on May 17, 2017 13:50:18 GMT -5
You heard wrong, I just turned 30  |
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,790
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Post by Glitch on May 17, 2017 21:11:36 GMT -5
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Post by DASH 243✅ on May 17, 2017 22:34:37 GMT -5
Walks into thread
Smells astroglide
Runs
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
Say his name and he appears! I believe in Demented!
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Post by Demented on May 17, 2017 22:36:25 GMT -5
Demented was just here for the fiesta.  |
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Post by Milkman Norm on May 17, 2017 22:38:12 GMT -5
Dear FAN,
You won't believe what happened to me. I was just lying in bed posting on FAN while looking at twitter and watching the Late Show with Stephen Colbert when... actually that's it.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2017 22:45:16 GMT -5
I've never done anything like this before.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 18, 2017 0:12:46 GMT -5
This is for the data entry position, right?
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wakko
Samurai Cop
Knows This
BAAAGH!!!!
Posts: 2,212
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Post by wakko on May 18, 2017 5:12:00 GMT -5
This is for the data entry position, right? Is that what kids call it these days? |
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,790
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Post by Glitch on May 18, 2017 5:38:10 GMT -5
Demented was just here for the fiesta. From far away it looks like Brock is wearing an nwo wolfpac shirt. |
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 18, 2017 6:56:23 GMT -5
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