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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 15:54:09 GMT -5
Like why are only muscular behemoth body guards are allowed to rock the sleeveless shirt and tie look? Why can't I?
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Post by The Thread Barbi on May 28, 2017 16:49:31 GMT -5
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 28, 2017 17:25:23 GMT -5
Why can't men wear backless shirts? I work hard on my back and should be allowed to show it off.
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Post by BorneAgain on May 28, 2017 17:53:24 GMT -5
*Flexes hypothetically muscled arms*
Cause formal events typically ban showing off guns.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 28, 2017 18:00:27 GMT -5
See, I always figured you were a muscle bound juggernaut. Like the spawn of Braun Strowman and a Rob Liefeld drawing kinda thing.
WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on May 28, 2017 18:05:06 GMT -5
Why can't men wear backless shirts? I work hard on my back and should be allowed to show it off. |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on May 28, 2017 18:30:47 GMT -5
Cause we're gorgeous sunflowers and you're all big angry ape people.
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Post by The Barber on May 29, 2017 8:17:17 GMT -5
How come women can wear bras and I can't? I have huge boobs, too.
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Post by eDemento2099 on May 29, 2017 12:17:39 GMT -5
It's not just that women can wear sleeveless tops during hot days that's unfair to men; it's also the fact that they can wear short skirts, whereas 'professionally dressed' men are expected to keep all of their legs covered no matter how bloody hot it gets.
The odd thing about women getting to expose their arms by wearing sleeveless tops is that so many North American women have huge, flabby arms that make me want to vomit. Just tons and tones of lard with no tone to them, and not a single distinguishable muscle in sight.
But hey, only women are allowed to complain about sexist double standards. We men are supposed to 'man up,' keep our mouths shut, and just keep slaving away like the disposable apparatuses that we are.
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Post by Richard Stabone on May 29, 2017 12:55:30 GMT -5
The dress code committee consists of pervy old men who hope to get a glimpse of a hooter.
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Post by Cela on May 29, 2017 15:40:04 GMT -5
Same reason all male newscasters have to wear a suit and tie, but female newscasters can show up wearing some weird sweater thing that defies all manner of taste.
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Post by Red Impact on May 29, 2017 15:51:26 GMT -5
They can keep sleeveless outfits as long as I never have to wear heels.
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Post by brody on Jun 3, 2017 12:40:23 GMT -5
Age old thinking that a woman is meant to be the arm piece fawning over her man, quiet and beautiful. Men are formal.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 13:52:50 GMT -5
I'll never complain that women aren't more covered up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 14:10:08 GMT -5
Meh. What's right and socially acceptable changes on the hour these days.
I take the classic man angle. Clean up? Collared shirt. Sleeves. Nice pants. Hair and facial hair dealt with. Much rather go through that "grueling" process than do makeup ever.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 3, 2017 14:11:21 GMT -5
I suppose men's arms tend to be less aesthetically pleasing, plus with biceps generally being considered a sign of virility and male attractiveness, maybe it could be considered somewhat sexual? Kind of like how a knee-length skirt is viewed as acceptable for a formal attire but miniskirts usually aren't? Another possibility is that men showing off their arms is usually associated with one of two things: getting ready for some physically demanding work or getting ready for a fight, neither of which is very formal. Cause we're gorgeous sunflowers and you're all big angry ape people. Hey! You take that back! We're not people! |
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Post by eDemento2099 on Jun 3, 2017 15:13:31 GMT -5
I suppose men's arms tend to be less aesthetically pleasing Since when is looking at masses of undefined fat more aesthetically pleasing than looking at toned limbs? The only example I can think of is if we're talking about boobs. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 3, 2017 15:15:10 GMT -5
I suppose men's arms tend to be less aesthetically pleasing Since when is looking at masses of undefined fat more aesthetically pleasing than looking at toned limbs? The only example I can think of is if we're talking about boobs. We get it, eDemento. You've made your point. |
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Post by Glitch on Jun 3, 2017 16:25:03 GMT -5
They can keep sleeveless outfits as long as I never have to wear heels. Deal. But we get to watch the sweaty pillow fights you have during girls night. |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jun 3, 2017 19:16:49 GMT -5
Since when is looking at masses of undefined fat more aesthetically pleasing than looking at toned limbs? The only example I can think of is if we're talking about boobs. We get it, eDemento. You've made your point. I've got a sick tanktop on right now and it's super comfy. Sorry about the lack of arm boners. |
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