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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2017 17:25:31 GMT -5
From now on we only buy regular toilet paper, not that fancy quilted kind
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Post by The Legend of Groose on May 30, 2017 17:38:57 GMT -5
I'll just wipe my ass with the Monday Night Raw script. It will end up better this way.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 30, 2017 18:45:07 GMT -5
Hang on! Every time I use the FAN bathroom we're out of toilet paper.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on May 30, 2017 18:46:02 GMT -5
Hang on! Every time I use the FAN bathroom we're out of toilet paper. You gotta use the three seashells |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 30, 2017 18:50:06 GMT -5
we certainly do.  |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 30, 2017 18:55:54 GMT -5
We have a bathroom? I always went in the alley out the back door!
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Post by Fundertaker on May 30, 2017 18:57:43 GMT -5
What's a toilet? And why does it have paper named after it?
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2017 19:22:46 GMT -5
What's a toilet? And why does it have paper named after it? I did a quick Google search cuz I wanted to know and a toilet is where poo's and pee's go to die.As for the paper I'm still working on that. |
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Post by Spiderf 4 on May 30, 2017 19:50:32 GMT -5
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on May 31, 2017 3:13:53 GMT -5
Fine, I'll just use twice as much.
But seriously, don't mess with our shit tickets.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on May 31, 2017 3:22:35 GMT -5
We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years.
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 31, 2017 3:43:04 GMT -5
we certainly do. But kash told us the poster sacrifices did nothing to prevent the proboards backup woman from turning up. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 31, 2017 5:39:54 GMT -5
OK, but can we at least move the toilet out of the dining area?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 31, 2017 5:56:30 GMT -5
we certainly do. But kash told us the poster sacrifices did nothing to prevent the proboards backup woman from turning up. Wish he would have told us that before I bought every bottle of bleach that Wal Mart had. What the heck am I supposed to do with that much bleach? |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 31, 2017 6:35:17 GMT -5
we certainly do. But kash told us the poster sacrifices did nothing to prevent the proboards backup woman from turning up. Do you REALLY want to take that chance? |
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 31, 2017 13:02:31 GMT -5
But kash told us the poster sacrifices did nothing to prevent the proboards backup woman from turning up. Wish he would have told us that before I bought every bottle of bleach that Wal Mart had. What the heck am I supposed to do with that much bleach? start up a cleaning service? or wait for the inevitable zombie apocalypse and make a fortune in bottlecaps by selling off the bleach as it'll be in high demand from the germophobics who survive? But kash told us the poster sacrifices did nothing to prevent the proboards backup woman from turning up. Do you REALLY want to take that chance? this means no one has noticed my attempts at summoning the demon ..... uh I mean if we keep talking about her she'll turn up |
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Post by Nikki Heyman on May 31, 2017 17:26:39 GMT -5
If the mods would stop TP'ing the servers and actually leave some for the rest of us, maybe we wouldn't have to make this decision.
*hides extra rolls in desk*
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2017 18:57:42 GMT -5
Well, on a related subject...I've been peeing in the ice trays for the past 7 years.
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