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Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Jun 1, 2017 14:24:31 GMT -5
Kelsey Grammar gets genuinely annoyed when Russo strolls on set mid-show and mocks his receding hairline.
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Post by The Captain on Jun 1, 2017 14:36:26 GMT -5
Ned Flanders: "This is a shoo-diddly-oot, brother!"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 1, 2017 14:37:00 GMT -5
"Don't call me Uncle Jesse any more...call me by my real name: Mike Oxhard"
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 1, 2017 14:39:22 GMT -5
Artie was really Pete's father all along
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 1, 2017 14:39:31 GMT -5
Hawkeye vs. Frank Burns in a Hot Lips on a Pole Match.
Claire and Jay Pritchett had a relationship, so everyone on Modern Family are incestual mutants! Which explains why Phil and Luke are so dumb, among other things. Also, Russo would probably have Alex do a striptease because Ariel Winter wears skimpy outfits IRL on social media, so gotta get the INTERNET SMARKS in on the audience! Plus near-naked women!
Golden Girls. Bra and Panties Fatal Four Way. Mae Young Humor = BUYRATES~!
A masked man attacks the Fonz weekly at Arnold's and reveals himself to be Chuck Cunningham, out to get Arthur for stealing his spot as Richie's surrogate brother while all along he forgot his REAL, BLOOD BROTHER. When Fonz and Chuck are going to have it out in the Jefferson High parking lot, ANOTHER masked man attacks Fonzie...it's the OTHER actor who played Chuck! But the two Chucks are following a mysterious mastermind, another masked man who leads them in beatdowns on Fonz, Richie, Ralph, and Potsie. This of course leads to a stunning reveal after Richie gets beat down again....where the masked mastermind is none other than....SWERVE~!....the FONZ!!!!
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 1, 2017 14:45:05 GMT -5
Laverne and Shirley catfight. Nuff said!
Penny Marshall spends a season 8 episode burying Cindy Williams for not believing in Laverne and Shirley and not caring about what their fans thought, and promising that for the Leslie Easterbrooks, the Eddie Mekkas, the David L. Landers, and all the boys and girls in the back, you'll never see that fat, pregnant, brunette son of a bitch again. As for Michael McKean, sell out to Hollywood for some stupid fake rock and roll band movie no one will remember in 5 years.
Two Broke Girls Bra and Panties!
Everyone on Fresh off the Boat is booked in a Sushi on a Pole match.
SWERVE~! The Goldbergs does not take place in the '80s, it takes place in the '90s and this is a SHOOT, their real father is Bill Goldberg! Jeff Garlin rebounds by agreeing that all this was a lie and that in a SHOOT, his real name was Seymour Butts.
Every fanfic romance would exist on the shows themselves.
Larry David is believing he is really the Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David. Come to think of it, given how it walks between real life and fiction, Russo would love to write for CYE.
Andy Kaufman would pull a Fridays on Taxi weekly.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 1, 2017 15:06:36 GMT -5
The episode of Friends where the boys and girls are betting their apartments is largely the same, only now the rights to the apartment is suspended on a pole.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jun 1, 2017 15:09:34 GMT -5
Jeannie turns Major Nelson into a genie then runs off and marries Dr. Bellows, who is cheating on his wife with her.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 1, 2017 15:56:40 GMT -5
Lucky the Cat tricks ALF into eating Willie, whom he had sliced up and cooked. This results in the first-ever Litterbox from Hell match.
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Post by karl100589 on Jun 1, 2017 15:59:04 GMT -5
Diane vs Rebecca in a "Sam Malone on a pole" match.
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cosmo
Unicron
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Post by cosmo on Jun 1, 2017 16:09:21 GMT -5
The last episode of Roseanne stays exactly the same.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 1, 2017 16:11:49 GMT -5
Minkus and Mr Turner return to challenge Cory and Shawn, leading to a Topanga on a Pole match
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 1, 2017 16:34:35 GMT -5
Leave it to Beaver would....oh, we know the answer to that one already.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jun 1, 2017 22:32:27 GMT -5
The A-Team were actually guilty the entire time.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 23:12:38 GMT -5
Oddly the Simpsons plot arcs in the episodes are mostly the same. Loves those 1st act swerves. Considering the writers today prefer doing disjointed first act stories versus A & B plots, Russo would fit in and nobody would tell the difference. |
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jun 1, 2017 23:17:42 GMT -5
Aunt Vivian is stalked and then attacked by someone in a mask, who turns out to be Season 1-3 Aunt Viv. Turns into a plot by Geoffrey to destroy the family and take over the family business. Show ends with Viv vs. Viv catfight with Geoffrey locked in a shark cage, Jazz as the ref and Carlton on a pole. Lights go out at end of show and end of match is cut off.
Next show, none of this is ever mentioned or referenced again.
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Jun 2, 2017 0:00:27 GMT -5
Father from Good Times swerved his family and he didn't really die . |
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jun 2, 2017 0:02:11 GMT -5
Roseanne wins the lottery.
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Post by dreidemy on Jun 2, 2017 2:49:38 GMT -5
SWERVE
The Mother was alive all this time but she's not home because she is cheating on Ted with ROBIN
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 2, 2017 9:40:06 GMT -5
Wilson is revealed to have been Al the entire time.
Time goes "Eh-hyugh?"
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