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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 2, 2017 10:10:11 GMT -5
George Jefferson is attacked by a mystery man in a mask! It is later revealed that he was attacked by himself because he has a split personality and thinks he's Weezie.
Weezie, meanwhile, is having an affair with Mr Bentley and has been slowly poisoning Florence for reasons never explained.
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 2, 2017 10:19:50 GMT -5
Danny Tanner's wife did NOT die in a car accident, but instead underwent plastic surgery and would later come back into the Tanners' lives as REBECCA DONALDSON! That's right, Bro....Uncle Jesse really married his own sister!!!! Danny never notices because he fell in love with JOEY!!
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Jun 2, 2017 11:49:45 GMT -5
Judy shows up in the later seasons of Family Matters; proceeds to do a bitter shoot about being held down and driven off thanks to Urkel's politics. Please, oh please tell me it ends with a Judy Winslow on a pole match! Eddie v. Steve! It'll be a knock down drag out affair. Eddie will retrieve Judy from the pole and the family will celebrate as one. BUTWAITAMINUTE!! JUDY JUST HIT CARL WITH A SINGAPORE CANE! AND DOWN GOES LAURA! AND RICHIE! AND RACHEL! AND EDDIE, TOO! Oh no....NOT MOTHER WINSLOW!!! Afterwards, Judy and Steve will embrace. Judy will lean over her fallen family, mic in hand and cut the best promo in the history of TGIF.... "DID I DO THAT?!"
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jun 2, 2017 16:17:55 GMT -5
George Jefferson is attacked by a mystery man in a mask! It is later revealed that he was attacked by himself because he has a split personality and thinks he's Weezie. Weezie, meanwhile, is having an affair with Mr Bentley and has been slowly poisoning Florence for reasons never explained. Please tell me the label on the poison reads "FILL IN THE BLANK".
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jun 2, 2017 16:20:20 GMT -5
"This isn't Joey talking to Chandler, this is Matt LeBlanc talking to Matthew Perry" "On last week's episode of Seinfeld, Jason Alexander refused to follow the script, find out what punishment happens this week on Seinfeld Unscripted" "Matthew Perry got caught with a hooker in his trunk. Next week on Thunder, he faces THE WALL!"
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Post by Malcolm on Jun 2, 2017 18:18:29 GMT -5
The conclusion to "Who Shot Mr. Burns":
Mr. Burns: It's me, Springfield!
Wiggum: Son of a Bitch!
Mr. Burns: It's me, Springfield! It was me all along, Springfield!
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Post by theironyuppie on Jun 3, 2017 9:32:12 GMT -5
This week on Seinfeld, Elaine Benes in a sponge-on-a-pole match!
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 3, 2017 13:55:44 GMT -5
Lou Marie wants to keep Donald away from Ann because he wants an incestuous love affair with...THAT GIRL.
Lou Grant goes for weeks claiming Chuckles the Clown is alive and will return to get Mary Richards, who he believes drove the elephant who killed him mad in an attempt to sabotage his show.
Two and a Half Men: Charlie Sheen doesn't get fired, except Russo has the other cast members stiff him, APA style, and has people on the show comment how Charlie isn't very popular based on his recent career choices.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 3, 2017 14:11:51 GMT -5
Mr. Burns gets away with skinning Santa's Little Helper's puppies, leading to....Kennel from Hell II.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 7, 2017 19:15:35 GMT -5
Not a sitcom per se, but on MST3K, the Mads keep mentioning the person who's been funding them from Gizmonics Institute to continue their experiments. This goes on while Joel is there, then when Mike arrives, Dr. Forrestor says it's time to meet their benefactor at last. It's only right that the new guy know who it is after all. And boy is it a SHOCKER.
Joel Robinson has been paying the Mads to send bad movies all these years.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 19:21:38 GMT -5
Al Bundy starts sleeping with Kelly
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Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jun 7, 2017 19:23:56 GMT -5
Al Bundy starts sleeping with Kelly We said Vince Russo, not Vince McMahon.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 22:25:07 GMT -5
I always felt everything after season 3 of Boy Meets World was secretly written by Russo as nothing made sense or had any continuity. The Vader appearances were Russo's idea. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Jun 8, 2017 0:27:14 GMT -5
I always felt everything after season 3 of Boy Meets World was secretly written by Russo as nothing made sense or had any continuity. The Vader appearances were Russo's idea. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Wasn't Mankind in an episode too?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2017 7:36:38 GMT -5
I always felt everything after season 3 of Boy Meets World was secretly written by Russo as nothing made sense or had any continuity. The Vader appearances were Russo's idea. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Wasn't Mankind in an episode too? Yes you're right. Even more suspicious now.
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