Papa John's employees Busted for Selling Cocaine

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www.cnn.com/2017/06/03/us/papa-johns-employees-cocaine/index.html

So THAT'S how they have "better pizza".

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

Peyton Manning went undercover as a Papa John's enthusiast to break up this cocaine ring.

[Capt Lunatic]

As someone who likes extra olives on pizza, I'd be pissed if I just got a box of cocaine.

[dreidemy]

Papa Bless

[MrElijah]

Better Drugs, Better Trip, Papa John's!

[Sephiroth]

I knew there was something about those delivery guys...

[SAJ Forth]

Jun 4, 2017 9:56:52 GMT -5 SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts said:

Peyton Manning went undercover as a Papa John's enthusiast to break up this cocaine ring.

It was to get the feds to stop pursuing his postal deliveries.

[The Unconquered Sun]

In my sleep deprived mind I have read it as Pope John's employees

[Kevin Hamilton]

So that's why he went to Santiago twice in one year.

[Mozenrath]

My ex bought weed from a Domino's employee while she worked there, so I guess Papa John's had to compete somehow.

[Mozenrath]

Going by what this badger appears to be paying for a DiGiorno, they hit the wrong house.

[The Unconquered Sun]

Cocaine, probably the healthiest thing on Papa John's menu.

[The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM}]

Jun 4, 2017 12:17:59 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

My ex bought weed from a Domino's employee while she worked there, so I guess Papa John's had to compete somehow.

Everyone at Dominos is stoned all day, and drunk towards the end of the night. I don't know how they do it.

[OldDirtyBernie]

As someone who has a LOT of experience in pizza restaurants and met John Schnatter on multiple occasions -

1) He's a prick, plain and simple. I can't really go into my feelings without getting political, so I'll leave it there.

2) You'd be hard pressed to find a pizza kitchen in which there aren't some type of drugs present.

My opinion(again, without going into politics) - people do what they have to do and, as long as they're not selling to kids...meh.

[jagilki]

Introducing the new Spokesman for Papa Johns....

[Sephiroth]

Jun 4, 2017 15:30:21 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Introducing the new Spokesman for Papa Johns....

A bland spokesman for bland pizza

[MolotovMocktail]

So that's why Tommy Vercetti was hired to kill that pizza boy.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Well it's Papa Johns... are we sure that this wasn't just the employees just continuing to fail at making pizza?

[Surfer Sandman]

Jun 4, 2017 15:23:17 GMT -5 OldDirtyBernie said:

As someone who has a LOT of experience in pizza restaurants and met John Schnatter on multiple occasions -

1) He's a prick, plain and simple. I can't really go into my feelings without getting political, so I'll leave it there.

2) You'd be hard pressed to find a pizza kitchen in which there aren't some type of drugs present.

My opinion(again, without going into politics) - people do what they have to do and, as long as they're not selling to kids...meh.

I just hate their pizza. There's a reason why they have only ONE franchise in this area. Their competition is doing gangbusters with a quality product.

[SmashTV]

The UK advert - and maybe elsewhere - had the following voiceover:

'Here at Papa John's Pizza, we have a special ingredient that no other pizza chain has - the man himself, Papa John!'

Ugh...!