Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Nov 19, 2018 5:21:41 GMT -5
*After Lesnar wins the title again for the umpteenth time and the Crowd is booing in response* Lesnar: Paul are they booing me? Heyman: No, their saying Boo-rock, Boo-rock! Lesnar: Are you saying Boo or Boo-rock? Crowd: Boo! Vince: I was saying Boo-rock!
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Post by feartear on Nov 19, 2018 7:22:34 GMT -5
-exclusive footage of Enzo Amore escorted out of the arena-
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 19, 2018 19:16:14 GMT -5
The Levesque children walk into the kitchen dressed in their new school uniforms:
Aurora: [whining] Dad, my sledgehammer doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Triple H: Aurora! Where do you pick up words like that?
Stephanie: [on phone] Yeah, Baron, Smackdown sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen wrestlers suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Triple H: Steph! Watch your mouth!
Stephanie: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.
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MiLB Fan
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Post by MiLB Fan on Nov 19, 2018 19:27:43 GMT -5
(Stephanie and her kids are looking through boxes of Attitude Era merchandise.)
Aurora: I can’t believe WWE isn’t still this popular.
Murphy: So what did you do? Screw up and say WWE was going to be bigger than Disney?
Stephanie: All the time! It was going to be a title for a WWE Network special!
(Steph holds up a poster for WWE Bigger Than Disney.)
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Nov 27, 2018 14:06:36 GMT -5
Interviewer: so how are you coping with building new stars now Roman Reigns is out indefinitely? Vince: We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!!
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MiLB Fan
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 4, 2018 22:14:22 GMT -5
Brandi Rhodes: Cody! Vince McMahon is here!
Vince: Your company’s ad was recently brought to my attention but I have a hard time figuring out what, if anything, All Elite Wrestling does. So rather than risk competing with you, I’ve decided simply to buy you out.
Cody: I reluctantly accept your proposal.
Vince: Well everyone always does. Buy him out, boys!
(Triple H and Brock Lesnar start destroying Cody’s office.)
Cody: Hey, what the hell’s going on?!
Vince: Well I didn’t get rich by writing a lot of checks!
(Vince starts laughing maniacally.)
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Dec 4, 2018 22:34:20 GMT -5
Chris Jericho: First thing tomorrow at Nitro I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
*Lenny Lane is shown backstage sipping coffee only to suddenly get hit by Jericho*
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Dec 11, 2018 13:51:47 GMT -5
[Shane McMahon and Baron Corbin are picking Survivor Series teams]
Corbin: I pick Finn Balor!
Shane: Oh geez. Alright I guess I'll take, The Miz.
[Bobby Lashley walks past]
Corbin: Hey mister Lashley, will you be on my team?
Lashley: You got yourself a player.
Shane: Damn! Alright I'll take... uh, Rey Mysterio.
Corbin: I'll take Braun Strowman!!
Shane: D'oh!!
Vince: Rawley! I thought I told to trim those sideburns!! You're off the team!
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 11, 2018 15:03:27 GMT -5
*Seth Rolls hits Baron Corbin with a pie to the face* "This is for your show's slight decline in quality over the years."
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 11, 2018 15:08:32 GMT -5
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Dec 16, 2018 22:15:52 GMT -5
Dr Stevie: Inflammable means Flammable? What a country!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jan 3, 2019 14:35:28 GMT -5
Dr. Amann: Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg! With an arm for a leg and an leg for an arm!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jan 8, 2019 10:58:52 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins: When a man loves a woman!
Chad Gable: Which one are you, the man or the woman?
Jason Jordan: Questioning their sexuality, nice!
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lionheart21
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Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jan 10, 2019 13:07:16 GMT -5
Catering: "Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. Heh heh, I got it used from the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in forty seconds."
Samoa Joe: "Forty seconds? But I want it now!"
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TGM
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Post by TGM on Jan 21, 2019 19:55:15 GMT -5
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TGM
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Post by TGM on Feb 2, 2019 19:46:10 GMT -5
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 2, 2019 19:48:35 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 3, 2019 19:39:24 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 7, 2019 14:42:27 GMT -5
(Based on the mixed reactions Johnny Gargano has been getting from the NXT Full sail crowd.)
Crowd: BOO!
Johnny: I'm sick of you people, you're nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads.
Fan A: He's right!
Fan B: Give us hell Johnny!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Feb 10, 2019 16:52:09 GMT -5
Shawn: Power is like a Drug, but what was more like drugs were the drugs
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