ITT let's play Roy: A Life Well Lived (Rick & Morty)

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LANGUAGE WARNING


From Rick & Morty.. A VR game where you live the life of Roy. Starting as a child woken up from a nightmare that is your life.. Play out his life until his ultimate demise. Trick is you don't know you're playing it until the game is over. It's up to your psyche on how you play this game.

OK here I go...



Ugh.. Only got to 19. Got to college on a football scholarship. Died during a frat party, tried to jump into a pool from the roof of building, missed the pool, got impaled on a fence post.

OK who wants to go next. Not something I want rush back into.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

I never noticed the Meeseeks in the background helping the guy playing a game.

the Meeseeks vanishes after the alien raises his hand in victory.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

I decided to try cheating on my wife but she caught me and stabbed me in the junk with a hot poker.

Anyway, I'll play Roy next.

[Malcolm]

Protip: Ignore the guy with the windowless black van who gives free candy early on in the game. It... doesn't end well. Trust me.