ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 18, 2017 22:04:47 GMT -5
In honor of Bobby & inspired by a number of posts in the Raw Live thread....particularly this one. "After he wins this match no one will care whose son he is" "Just like Angle for the first 28 years of his life!" "WILL YOU STOP!?" Lets see what you got, FAN.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 18, 2017 22:15:54 GMT -5
"Roman Reigns sending a message to John Cena"
"I didn't understand a word Roman said, he's definitely Samoan, couldn't understand anyone in his family. Just because he eats organic coconuts and bananas like you doesn't make him intelligible. How'd that work for you?"
"Will you stop!?"
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 18, 2017 22:17:10 GMT -5
"John Cena vs Roman Reigns, a Dream Match!"
"If this is a Dream Match, dear god please someone wake me up!"
"WILL YOU STOP?!"
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Sept 18, 2017 22:19:57 GMT -5
Monsoon: Ya know, Enzo considers himself a Cerified G? Heenan: Have you smelled his breath? That's what needs to be Cert-ified Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!i
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 18, 2017 22:20:12 GMT -5
Monsoon: This lady Nia Jax claims she's not like most girls, Brain.
Heenan: Yeah, apparently she finds Enzo Amore charming.
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Sept 18, 2017 22:20:38 GMT -5
Monsoon: "He's trying to pull Metalik's mask off! What a despicable act by Neville!" Heenan: "I couldn't agree more, Monsoon." Monsoon: "...really?" Heenan: "Yeah, have you seen what he looks like under there? I heard that his kids cry when he takes it off at home."
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 18, 2017 22:24:08 GMT -5
"Bray Wyatt has entered the arena, and out come the fireflies, Brain!"
"I thought those were crickets."
"WILL YOU STOP?!"
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JTH
Dennis Stamp
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Post by JTH on Sept 18, 2017 22:24:32 GMT -5
Heenan: "You know this Strowman guy looks just like your wife Monsoon. Only his beard's not as long."
Monsoon: "OH WILL YOU STOP!!!"
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Sept 18, 2017 22:24:45 GMT -5
"Bayley gave me a hug backstage."
"Do you still have your wallet?"
"WILL YOU STOP!"
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 22:30:34 GMT -5
Brain: "You know, if you kiss a woman's hand here in San Jose, it's the same as kissing their foot." Schivone: "Why do you say that?" Brain: "Same size, same aroma."
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 18, 2017 22:32:15 GMT -5
"Wait a minute! The Authority having earlier banned Dean Ambrose from the arena are now having him placed under arrest!"
"Look at him, Monsoon. Arrest is probably the best thing he's been under all week."
"WILL YOU STOP?!"
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Sept 18, 2017 22:33:00 GMT -5
"Roman is very proud to be Samoan."
"Does he do lawns? Because mine could use some mowin'."
"WILL YOU STOP!"
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 22:36:23 GMT -5
Brain: "Enzo's an idiot." Tony: "Enzo's an idiot?!?" Brain: "So, you agree with me."
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 18, 2017 22:37:34 GMT -5
"Finn Balor to face Bray Wyatt, Man to Man at No Mercy!"
"I dunno Gorilla, what kinda man is Bray Wyatt if his idea of taking out opponents is kissing em?"
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JTH
Dennis Stamp
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Post by JTH on Sept 18, 2017 22:38:21 GMT -5
"Wait a minute! The Authority having earlier banned Dean Ambrose from the arena are now having him placed under arrest!" "Look at him, Monsoon. Arrest is probably the best thing he's been under all week." "WILL YOU STOP?!" "How can this guy be a Dean? The only thing he'd be a Dean in is folding chairs to the head." "WILL YOU STOP!?"
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 22:39:35 GMT -5
After Braun laid out Enzo:
McMichael: "That'll change the color of your hair." Brain: "That'll change the color of your shorts."
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AlexaBliss4Life
Unicron
Alexa Bliss is the Queen the wrestling world needs!
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 18, 2017 22:40:26 GMT -5
I literally can picture all of these, I am laughing so hard!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 22:41:57 GMT -5
Bobby referring to Sheamus:
"His grandmother was a taped fist champion. His father was an Irish Setter."
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 18, 2017 22:44:29 GMT -5
Monsoon: This lady Nia Jax claims she's not like most girls, Brain. Heenan: Yeah, apparently she finds Enzo Amore charming. Monsoon: That's not what she means! Heenan: She might not be like most girls but lookin at her she's definitely about the size of "More girls"
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 22:46:26 GMT -5
Brain: "You know, I could make a lot of money with Braun." Ross: "How would you do that?" Brain: "Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle. I'd take him to shopping centers and let kids ride him for a couple of bucks."
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