AlexaBliss4Life
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Alexa Bliss is the Queen the wrestling world needs!
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 20, 2017 0:43:50 GMT -5
Monsoon: The tournament is called the Mae Young Classic, named after one of the more decorated female wrestlers ever. Brain: She did an hour with Stu Hart back in the Middle Ages. It still itches on a windy night. Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP?!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 20, 2017 3:11:45 GMT -5
Gorilla: "What took us so long to come back to San Jose?" Brain: "We couldn't find it."
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 20, 2017 9:37:45 GMT -5
Bobby: He's down on one knee! Braun Strowman is down on one knee! Monsoon: This place is going crazy! Wait- what's Miz doing out here? He's choking Cena on the bottom rope! You piece of garbage! Bobby: Boy, my monitor keeps kicking in and out! Monsoon: I'm going to start kicking you in and out!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 20, 2017 9:50:50 GMT -5
Bobby: "Enzo's family is watching this at home wondering if the wheels are going to get stolen off their house."
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AlexaBliss4Life
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Alexa Bliss is the Queen the wrestling world needs!
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 20, 2017 11:45:44 GMT -5
Bobby: "Enzo's family is watching this at home wondering if the wheels are going to get stolen off their house." Monsoon: ARE YOU KIDDING?! THE MAN IS GETTING HIS BIGGEST MOMENT HERE!!
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 20, 2017 11:49:27 GMT -5
*Sheamus/Ceasaro beats up Jeff Hardy* I love this, they're not skirts they're kilts *They turn to beat up Dawson* You no good skirt wearing freaks, they're skirts not kilts!
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Post by Andy Martin on Sept 20, 2017 11:57:19 GMT -5
I only wish I had half the wit you guys have... and you guys only have half the wit of The Brain. "And speaking of half-wits, here comes Enzo"
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Post by corndog on Sept 20, 2017 12:26:33 GMT -5
Heenan: Speaking of Enzo's nightlife, did you know that Enzo actually leaves the gentlemen's club with more money than he brought in? Monsoon: How is that even possible? Heenan: The women pay him to leave. Monsoon: Will you stop!?
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 20, 2017 14:01:57 GMT -5
Gorilla: "Enzo is looking a little better this week." Brain: "It's only Monday."
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Doctor Of Style
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Sept 20, 2017 14:45:34 GMT -5
Brain: Enzo's new mixtape is my second favorite album. Gorilla: Well, what's your favorite? Brain: All the rest are tied.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 20, 2017 15:27:44 GMT -5
Bobby: "I think his headband is on too tight on Enzo's head. I see I'm right."
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Sept 20, 2017 16:46:46 GMT -5
Let's be serious, Gorilla would also hate Enzo.
Monsoon: Enzo went to the Terry Garvin school of self defense.
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 20, 2017 20:12:51 GMT -5
I just love how we've all collectively decided that Enzo would be Heenan's new punching bag if he were announcing today.
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 20, 2017 20:21:05 GMT -5
I just love how we've all collectively decided that Enzo would be Heenan's new punching bag if he were announcing today. Well, Virgil isn't there and neither is Terry Taylor.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2017 20:23:56 GMT -5
Gorilla: When Enzo isn't wrestling he spends his time in Hollywood, Brain. Brain: That's true I saw him In Beverly Hills just the other day. Gorilla: Mingling with celebrities no doubt. Brain: Oh absolutely, he tried to wash my windshield when I was stopped at a red light. Gorilla: Will you stop!
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2017 21:00:37 GMT -5
Brain: "Enzo was such an ugly baby for 6 months they diapered the wrong end" Monsoon: "Will you stop" Piper: "Boobs when Enzo hears what's being said at this table, he's gonna be awful mad" Brain: "That's no problem I'll just blame you" Monsoon: "Will you be serious"
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 20, 2017 21:26:45 GMT -5
Brain: "If you wanna be fair to Ellsworth....."
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 20, 2017 21:52:43 GMT -5
ooo, forgot about Ellsworth....
Monsoon: Here's Carmella, MISS Money in the Bank, with her significant other, Ellsworth... is that a LEASH? Brain: Ellsworth's an endangered species, and what the heck is a "Significant Other?" Monsoon: Well, they're not married Brain: They got it half right, she's got a chain Monsoon: Will you be Serious? Brain: If Ellsworth wore the pants in that couple he could carry BOTH his bags Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP?!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2017 21:56:44 GMT -5
(During Cesaro's giant swing) Brain: "I've never been so surprised in my life." Gorilla: "You're surprised that Cesaro is dominating this match?" Brain: "No, I'm surprised that the humanoids can count that high"
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 20, 2017 22:49:48 GMT -5
Gorilla: "Bayley's back!" Brain: "She doesn't look happy to back." Gorilla: "What do you mean?" Brain: "Why the long face?" Gorilla: "Will you stop?"
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