Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Sept 26, 2017 21:00:49 GMT -5
 "That son of a bitch told me that I would get the push within three months. I save them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore." |
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Sept 26, 2017 21:11:08 GMT -5
Haha.. what a story, mark.
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 26, 2017 21:11:16 GMT -5
"Dolph won his match. And he got drunk last night. And he hit me."
"Dolph doesn't win matches..."
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,993
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 26, 2017 21:11:47 GMT -5
*Undertaker appears in front of him*
"Oh hi Mark!"
*Beatings happen*
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 26, 2017 21:34:23 GMT -5
"If a lot of people steal the show, the world would be a better place."
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 26, 2017 21:41:06 GMT -5
 Yor jus a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep |
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 32,527
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Post by Perd on Sept 26, 2017 21:55:23 GMT -5
"I knew this one girl. She gave birth to a hand. Last I heard, she was dead, and they had an all woman tournament named after her."
Hahaha! What a story, Mark."
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 26, 2017 22:05:58 GMT -5
 Hai Big Doggie. |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Sept 26, 2017 22:08:27 GMT -5
FAN: Did you get your over?
Dolph: Nah.
[pause]
FAN: You didn't get over, did you?
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
Posts: 11,846
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 26, 2017 22:09:47 GMT -5
He needs to carry around an American football.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 26, 2017 22:16:48 GMT -5
Where'd you get the push Jinder? Who gave you the push Jinder? Where'd you get the push?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2017 14:09:36 GMT -5
WWE merch booth clerk: Can I help you?
Dolphy: Can I have a dozen red Nakamura shirts, please?
WWE merch booth clerk: Oh, hi, Dolph. I didn't know it was you.
Random bystander: You were looking right at him the whole time.
WWE merch booth clerk: Here you go.
Dolphy: That's me. How much is it?
Flower Shop Clerk: It'll be eighteen dollaDOLPHY: HERE YOU GO KEEP THE CHANGE.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 27, 2017 14:11:23 GMT -5
He needs to carry around an American football. only if he awkwardly throws it to people not in frame. |
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Sept 27, 2017 14:12:53 GMT -5
*Victoria shows up backstage for some reason*
"You are tearing me APART, Lisa!"
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2017 14:13:05 GMT -5
He needs to carry around an American football. only if he awkwardly throws it to people not in frame. Or if they're barely 4 feet away from him at all times. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2017 14:24:40 GMT -5
 It's just come to me that this dude's dressed up so many times as others. First as a cheerleader, then a caddy, then he was actually himself, then HBK lite, then Sin Cara, then this current stuff. I'm sure I'm missing something but damn who know Ziggler's gimmick this entire time was Megaman? |
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 27, 2017 16:09:51 GMT -5
You don't understand anything, FAN. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
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