schizo
Dennis Stamp
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Post by schizo on Dec 2, 2017 13:39:37 GMT -5
"Who's that riding into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
He's Psycho Dad!"
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 2, 2017 13:47:33 GMT -5
Psycho Dad: I'd like to read it to you now. "Dear Psycho Dad" - spelled S-Y-K-O.
"Hi. My name is Al. I'm just a regular joe. Sure, I scored four touchdowns in a game once, but that's not the point. The point is: I like you, Psycho Dad. I really, really like you. No, not in that way. So please don't let them take you off, I beg you, fight this thing like you would fight a varmit or an ex-wife.
Your friend, Al.
PS: What does Barbara Eden look like naked?"
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
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Post by Jiren on Dec 2, 2017 14:45:41 GMT -5
A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
Posts: 27,214
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 2, 2017 15:33:29 GMT -5
"How do we get into congress without any credentials"? "Sonny Bono did".
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 2, 2017 17:45:17 GMT -5
I like how Al never knows the words of the song
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Dec 3, 2017 14:13:43 GMT -5
“Dodge is a damn fine car. Run over my wife with a Dodge.”
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