[Fake] All woman Royal Rumble winner leaked

[r.]

After setting up a tent in the dusty cobweb-filled corner of the WWE warehouse used to store Epico and Primo merchandise. We have learned via eavesdropping the winner of the first all-female WWE Royal Rumble will be:



Romania Reigns.

Our sources on the inside confirm she will be heavily pushed prior to the event and go on to co-main event Wrestlemania.

-Source- Wrestletaint.gov

[Lupin the Third]

To quote Kuwabara: "Dear God, that's the fastest I've ever lost a boner!"

[Slanted and Enchanted]

though I wouldn't mind seeing Alexa getting Supergirl punched into oblivion if that's what it takes to end her stranglehold on the title.

[Push R Truth]

Now this is what I call Pod Racing Fake News

[freeze Austin]

*Roman after taking off wig and makeup in the middle of the Rumble*
It's me, Roman Parmesan, Private Detective, how ya doing?
Bayley: AHHHH! ROMAN! Isn't he the best?

*Ron Howard voiceover* Roman was far from the best.

[Tiger Millionaire]

Puts new meaning in the term "The Big Dog"

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Dear God, he became his own babygirl!!