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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2017 20:52:47 GMT -5
Man, these writers have to be from some other planet because they do not know how normal people talk at all. We get statements like this, tator tots, and heels using big words because big words are evil?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2017 21:00:24 GMT -5
Alexa: "Nia, I know you're about to get laid but I need to talk to you about THE FIRST EVER WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!!!"
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Post by PKO on Dec 26, 2017 21:08:04 GMT -5
"Absolution is a symphony of carnage, and the music is about to start"
This is an actual line that was actually said last week.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2017 21:24:58 GMT -5
Side note, anyone else really hate "KO Mania"?
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Dec 26, 2017 21:32:11 GMT -5
I actually thought that was very clever use of wordplay.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Dec 26, 2017 21:48:43 GMT -5
The Riott Rumble sounds better.
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 26, 2017 22:27:53 GMT -5
The Riott Rumble sounds better. Yeah, but Rumble is just a fancy word for Riot t, so you may as well call it the Riott Riot.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 26, 2017 22:45:28 GMT -5
It’s almost as if the RAW and SD writers are secretly having a competition among themselves to see who can get the most cringeworthy line to make TV.
For their sake, I hope I’m right.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Dec 26, 2017 22:53:16 GMT -5
I heard that line in the mythology books
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Post by nm on Dec 26, 2017 23:02:44 GMT -5
Sarah Logan: My paw dun like mayonnaise like my maw she like catsup n such
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2017 23:15:31 GMT -5
How about the other heel trope of "I AM THE ARCHITECT, THE PATRIARCH, THE MONARCH, THE POTENTATE OF THE WWE."
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 26, 2017 23:21:33 GMT -5
That "Riott" spelling still drives me nuts.
What, is she part otter? Does she have webbed hands and feet?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2017 23:26:29 GMT -5
That "Riott" spelling still drives me nuts. What, is she part otter? Does she have webbed hands and feet? What is a nature boy? Do you like nature? Do you like boys?
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Post by fortknox on Dec 26, 2017 23:30:39 GMT -5
All I know is the company should get rid of the Riott Squad and bring in Riot Control.
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Dec 26, 2017 23:40:58 GMT -5
All I know is the company should get rid of the Riott Squad and bring in Riot Control. They'd call it Riott Control
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Post by Lancers on Dec 26, 2017 23:45:36 GMT -5
"Absolution is a symphony of carnage, and the music is about to start" Not even Jake Roberts could make that line work. These writers need to go back to working on failed CW pilots.
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Dec 27, 2017 2:15:07 GMT -5
"Absolution is a symphony of carnage, and the music is about to start" Not even Jake Roberts could make that line work. These writers need to go back to working on failed CW pilots. Eh, I don't know. I liked it.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 27, 2017 3:01:49 GMT -5
All I know is the company should get rid of the Riott Squad and bring in Riot Control. They should get Dean Riot to fill in for Ambrose.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2017 3:09:47 GMT -5
Honestly, Riott would be better off being a face. Then again, Becky is like the only face woman they book consistently well, so maybe not.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 27, 2017 3:10:03 GMT -5
I said it in the Smackdown Thread but I'm restating it here
WWE was selfish with this Women's Royal Rumble. Selfish and short sighted for the sake of their own gladhanding Bullshit. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED A WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE. It means they called up these girls, green as goose shit, who have no grip on their character and some of them needing at least another year in NXT to find themselves and continue to gain fanfare, to be fed to the wolves.
And do they care? No. They don't care. As much as they preach about caring about the women of wrestling this shows how much they DON'T CARE. These girls were given no direction, they were stitched together in clone faction storylines with little to no motive especially on Riott Squad's side, and they were put out there to flounder. A generation of girls who outside of Riott got a handful of TV Matches because of the Asuka Era in NXT. And WWE clearly doesn't give a shit if they develop, they don't care if they sink or swim, they're there to fill the Rumble. That HISTORIC Rumble that is gonna be so awesome because guys Women are so effing awesome. Stephanie McMahon be praised.
It makes me sick. The segment being announced makes me sick as it is on top of the recaps and horseshit shoveling of it being the BEST THING EVAR, but the stuff that has followed has shown how much they don't really care about these girls. They don't have a clear direction, they're stuck in meaningless factions, and when the Rumble is over, don't be shocked if some of them get knocked back to NXT or flat out released by the company for being put in a no-win situation.
Should have seen it coming, with girls clearly called up to fill space, they're even more lazy and uncaring with them than the rest of the roster, which is a mess as well aside from a few specific women in some cases like Asuka pending when the shit drops and they screw her up too.
Sorry for the pessimistic rant, but it's just how it's been for me, the Women's Division is downright intolerable right now, and has been for the past few weeks, especially with this shit ramping up and these pretty writing on the wall realizations. This Women's Royal Rumble should be a special occassion with some big storylines going on in it to make us care. Instead it's a Kayfabe Shattering mess where nothing matters and the stuff we're supposed to care about is hamfisted nonsense that everyone just rolls their eyes at that isn't gonna get better.
God help us if Rousey's in this thing and wins, seriously.
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