🔴 RAW Thread 01/01/18: Big Dog on a Leash

[Hypnosis]

Jan 1, 2018 19:49:49 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

First Main Event Bingo for 2018...

Mickie James

She's old enough to play that game, so it's a good fit.

I just wanted to get that joke out of the way.

[theguruofgreatness]

enzo got himself sick on purpose because he knew he's losing tonight

[Welfare Willis]

Let's make it a Raw new year!


Which I think means let's make it tedious and full of commercials.

[DSR]

Mariska Hargitay?!

Where the hell is my dawg Ty Burrell, USA?!

[Deleted]

Jan 1, 2018 19:57:11 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Let's make it a Raw new year!


Which I think means let's make it tedious and full of commercials.

Gotta pay for that hour free of commercials from last week somehow.

[jagilki]

Watch, Enzo got Meningitis or whatever.

[Hypnosis]

Jan 1, 2018 19:57:11 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Let's make it a Raw new year!


Which I think means let's make it tedious and full of commercials.

Which means more Sonic Guys, Domino's, and Chrisley.

[The Rick Jericho]

Jan 1, 2018 19:07:26 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Jan 1, 2018 17:45:49 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

Just announced - Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka in a non-title match tonight.

I’d be very surprised if this goes to a clean finish. This screams no-contest clusterf*** Rumble brawl.

Someone will attack Asuka backstage. Then we will have weeks worth of who done it.

Then Rousey debuts.

[jagilki]

And on Law and Order some woman get's screwed over by a skinny Walter White rip off?

[DSR]

Jan 1, 2018 19:59:34 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Jan 1, 2018 19:57:11 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Let's make it a Raw new year!


Which I think means let's make it tedious and full of commercials.

Which means more Sonic Guys, Domino's, and Chrisley.

"NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL DAT POWAH!"

[Welfare Willis]

Then.
Now.
Feels like forever.

[Deleted]

Jan 1, 2018 19:59:34 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Jan 1, 2018 19:57:11 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Let's make it a Raw new year!


Which I think means let's make it tedious and full of commercials.

Which means more Sonic Guys, Domino's, and Chrisley.

Of all the times I decide to tune into Raw..

[Chiral]

"Year of the beast"

I sure hope not.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Roman Reigns vs Samoa Joe in a pointless stipulation that won't factor into the finish Match.

[jagilki]

Year of the Beast?

So... what..... 4 matches is a Year?

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

"This match could Main Event WrestleMania!"

*Asuka vs Alexa Bliss*

L M F A O

[jagilki]

Alexa: Kurt, but Daaaaaaad!

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Also Year of The Beast? By year do you mean "The Ten Appearances a Year of The Beast"??

[thetower52]

That was a slow start

[xCompackx]

Gotta say, the bullshit promotion they throw at these things is annoying me more than usual. "Year of the Beast" is silly.