Mark Henry is Officially Retired (Update pg 3: No, he isn't)

[The Unconquered Sun]

Jan 13, 2018 11:29:39 GMT -5 Fauxnaki said:

Sad. Wish he got a retirement match.

"He's right! Mark, go out there and make Roman look strong before you go! I'm Vinve McMahon dammit!"
*Vince puts on a Napoleon hat and jumps in an open sewer*

[WoodStoner1]

I'm the only one who liked Sexual Chocolate too, aren't I?

[jimwilliams]

The man carried himself with respect, and from interviews he never caused any trouble for anyone else. And the fact he didn’t crush Michael Hayes over his racist crap like a paper cup only proves he truly was a gentle giant. I’ll miss him.... CAUSE THATS WHAT I DO!

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Evidently the report is not accurate

Good interview with him in Sports Illustrated

Mark Henry is not finished in his role as the “World’s Strongest Man.”

“I am not retired,” said Henry, who made his WWE debut 22 years ago in 1996. “There is still a lot I can do.”

Henry turns 47 this June, but his age is not what is keeping him away from the ring.

“I love the WWE, I love the company, but I have two kids and they want me home,” said Henry. “They want me to see their recitals and sporting events, and I want to see them grow and evolve. My dad didn’t live with me when I was growing up, and he missed so much. I am not going to repeat that.”

www.si.com/wrestling/2018/01/17/week-wrestling-mark-henry-james-storm-bobby-roode

[CeilingFan]

Jan 18, 2018 12:21:25 GMT -5 YAKMAN is ICHIBAN said:

Evidentially the report is not accurate

Good interview with him in Sports Illustrated

Mark Henry is not finished in his role as the “World’s Strongest Man.”

“I am not retired,” said Henry, who made his WWE debut 22 years ago in 1996. “There is still a lot I can do.”

Henry turns 47 this June, but his age is not what is keeping him away from the ring.

“I love the WWE, I love the company, but I have two kids and they want me home,” said Henry. “They want me to see their recitals and sporting events, and I want to see them grow and evolve. My dad didn’t live with me when I was growing up, and he missed so much. I am not going to repeat that.”

www.si.com/wrestling/2018/01/17/week-wrestling-mark-henry-james-storm-bobby-roode

This means that at the Royal Rumble, there will be 29 inductees into  the  HALL OF PAIN!

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Mark Henry may or not be retired
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[hossfan]

He got us again.

[Fundertaker]

Jan 18, 2018 12:42:42 GMT -5 hossfan said:

He got us again.

's what he does!

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Jan 18, 2018 12:42:42 GMT -5 hossfan said:

He got us again.

Y'ALL A BUNCH OF PUPPETS!!

[Abadebe]

We're all a bunch of puppets!

[nm]

[Push R Truth]

I'm perfectly ok if Henry shows up twice a year for the next decade, splits a wig or two and keeps checking on his Handsome son

[Rican]

I'd love for him to get one more angle and a few matches with the Hall of Pain gimmick. Mark is awesome.

[bearned]

They should have done another retirement speech and have him fake us out again.

[Chainsaw]

POST IT AGAIN!!!

[cjb01: Limited Edition Item!]

SOMEBODY'S STILL GONNA GET THEY ASS KICKED!

SOMEBODY'S STILL GONNA GET THEY WIG SPLIT!!

[AlexaBliss4Life]

Is he still charging for air? Better keep that bill paid!

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

Jan 18, 2018 12:42:42 GMT -5 hossfan said:

He got us again.

Meltzer didn’t know Henry was wearing his pink suit when he got that report.

[Final Countdown Jones]

"I'm not retired I'm just taking a break because I want to be there for my kids like my father was never there for me" really ups my respect for the dude. Wrestling needs more stories like that.

[Tenshigure]

Jan 12, 2018 16:08:50 GMT -5 Tenshigure said:

What color suit was he wearing?

See, it matters. Now then...