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Post by PTBartman on Jan 16, 2018 7:51:42 GMT -5
He also invented a new sport, in which you toss terrible announcers into security guards, and try to knock them all down. It’s called Coleing. That could be a new Network show where wrestlers compete for cash, Coleing for Dollars. |
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Post by PTBartman on Jan 16, 2018 8:41:34 GMT -5
This dude has the right idea. Braun can't see you if you don't move. Or at least offer the man a cake as tribute. Nobody else tried that, and it could have saved so many beatings. At the Rumble Braun cuts a promo itemizing the things he's going to do to Brock. Heyman comes out pushing a cart with a giant black forrest cake on it; saying "Oh Braw...awn we have Cay..yake." Braun say's "I'm good. Have a dee-lightful evening gentleman" He leaves rolling the cart in front of him. Yeah, I'd mark. |
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Post by trollrogue on Jan 16, 2018 9:02:15 GMT -5
I like how Braun is basically rewarded for manhandling Cole by getting his job back while Michael is literally helpless like a baby in Braun's hands.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jan 16, 2018 9:02:16 GMT -5
Is this the first time in decades that someone hasn't been hit with a cake?
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Post by edgestar on Jan 16, 2018 9:43:44 GMT -5
It's his son, Nick Kroll. "We're all rooting for you, Dad!" |
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Post by jimwilliams on Jan 16, 2018 10:00:11 GMT -5
They skipped a step.... Clearly eating the cake and NOT killing this man was part of the plan too.  Is that Jeff Goldblum? if it was, I’d kill for hm to say the line. ”Braun.... finds a way”. |
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Post by freeze Austin on Jan 16, 2018 12:04:11 GMT -5
They skipped a step.... Clearly eating the cake and NOT killing this man was part of the plan too. No bullshit I want "Terrified dude with Cake" to become a returning character who avoids death because he has cake. It's a lock that this dude is a writer who will do a podcast in a few years saying he pitched the idea of "terrified cake guy" that day, Braun loved it and was game for anything, none of the writers understood why they squandered Braun by never putting the title on him during this time period, and Vince was a complete lunatic and out of touch with reality. |
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Post by edgestar on Jan 16, 2018 12:06:33 GMT -5
From drinking snakes, to eating cake.... bless you Stephanie McRan, for rehiring Braun. He's hilarious  |
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Post by sunnytaker on Jan 16, 2018 12:58:17 GMT -5
They skipped a step.... Clearly eating the cake and NOT killing this man was part of the plan too. so you're saying braun got to have his cake and eat it too? |
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Post by fortknox on Jan 16, 2018 13:23:37 GMT -5
They skipped a step.... Clearly eating the cake and NOT killing this man was part of the plan too. You know, had this happened during the Attitude Era after Braun walked away the cake guy would have pissed himself. |
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 16, 2018 14:19:12 GMT -5
FIRED.
FLIP TRUCK.
REHIRED.
REPEAT.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 16, 2018 14:21:00 GMT -5
He also invented a new sport, in which you toss terrible announcers into security guards, and try to knock them all down. It’s called Coleing. “Coleing For Titles with your host Braun Strowman...coming this fall to the WWE Network!” |
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 16, 2018 14:39:27 GMT -5
He also invented a new sport, in which you toss terrible announcers into security guards, and try to knock them all down. It’s called Coleing. That could be a new Network show where wrestlers compete for cash, Coleing for Dollars. Braun's favorite band is Coleing For Soup |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 16, 2018 14:45:26 GMT -5
They skipped a step.... Clearly eating the cake and NOT killing this man was part of the plan too. This dude has the right idea. Braun can't see you if you don't move.  |
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Post by edgestar on Jan 16, 2018 15:39:50 GMT -5
Braun and Kurt owned the show last night |
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Post by Fauxnaki on Jan 16, 2018 15:45:23 GMT -5
If this is how Cole gets written off TV Brauns gonna be the biggest babyface of all time.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jan 16, 2018 15:58:54 GMT -5
Why isn't this guy Universal Champion again?
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 17, 2018 11:57:57 GMT -5
They skipped a step.... Clearly eating the cake and NOT killing this man was part of the plan too. I loved the cake bit. What would've been the "cherry on top" for me would be Graves being outraged that catering is for employees only. |
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 17, 2018 12:05:26 GMT -5
Also, much respect to the production crew - in the middle of a hugely tense situation, being accosted by a monster, they still did their job and seconds later cut to 20 million different camera angles.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 17, 2018 12:19:13 GMT -5
no matter who you are
no matter how many you murder
no matter if that tv had a family
you ALWAYS stop for cake!
sweet sweet chocolate cake .....
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