I am on a mission to find the "best" Alabama Doink match/vid

[Ultimo Gallos]

Who knows how long I will keep looking. Just found this match from ...well here's the video description. Which does the video no justice. PLUS MIDNIGHT OIL BEDS ARE BURNING!!!

AWF (Alabama Wrestling Federation) invaded Theodore, AL on 10/10/09 with a STAR STUDDED main event as Honky Tonk Man, Road Dogg Jesse James & Tony Sweatt took on Doink the Clown, Nathan Crown & Chuckles.

This video chronicles the feud from start to finish. Watch as Heat Seekers Inc use viral videos to goad Honky and the Road Dogg. Witness the six man tag get set up. And watch HSI come to a sticky end (beware the titty twister).



Warning graphic purple nurple in the video. Might be too much for young children and people with heart conditions.

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Everyone has their obsessions. All men hurtle towards oblivion, doom-eager and hell-bound.

"Who told thee that?" cried Ahab; then pausing, "Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Dick that dismasted me; Moby Dick that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye," he shouted with a terrific, loud, animal sob, like that of a heart-stricken moose; "Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!" Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: "Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave."

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

I like how there's no attempt whatsoever to act out any sort of gimmick. It's just your mailman wearing a clown mask.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

You can't forget about his classic trilogy with Heidenreich.

I want to challenge Alabama Doink to an mma match, I'm fat I smoke and I haven't grapple in three years...