The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 26, 2018 9:31:08 GMT -5
I got home from work this morning, and was about to crawl into bed when I noticed my wife was using my dakimakura as an actual pillow. A PILLOW! She was defiling my Japanese love pillow with her, I don't know, bed hair! I just stood there in disbelief of what she had done. I spent the next few minutes trying to explain to her what she did was completely wrong and unacceptable and she just looked at me like I was the weirdo. Clearly my wife doesn't understand the bond between a man and his waifu.
I just...I can't believe this. I'm sure people have gone to prison over less.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 26, 2018 10:00:27 GMT -5
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Kyn
Don Corleone
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Post by Kyn on Jan 26, 2018 17:44:46 GMT -5
No threesome, then?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 26, 2018 17:51:11 GMT -5
So your waifu is available then?
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jan 26, 2018 17:53:17 GMT -5
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 27, 2018 0:34:16 GMT -5
So your waifu is available then? Sir! The honor of my waifu will NOT be besmirched! *slaps with a glove* Pistols at dawn! |
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 27, 2018 0:45:07 GMT -5
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 27, 2018 2:03:20 GMT -5
Its like why did that prostitute act all weird when I tried getting my stuffed pony involved? It really just meant less work for her.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2018 2:21:23 GMT -5
This is truly the worst night of Bret Hart's life.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 28, 2018 2:32:11 GMT -5
Simple solution: be hardcore, take both of them on, et cetera...
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Jan 28, 2018 6:51:53 GMT -5
Since you acknowledged your hyperbole immediately, I don't feel so bad doing this(unless English isn't a first language,in which case I apologize...and I do also acknowledge the irony that I'm posting this and have used both parentheses and ellipses incorrectly) but:
*Worst
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 28, 2018 8:38:27 GMT -5
At least you didn't get a Jaeden Smith song stuck in your head
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 28, 2018 9:16:26 GMT -5
Since you acknowledged your hyperbole immediately, I don't feel so bad doing this(unless English isn't a first language,in which case I apologize...and I do also acknowledge the irony that I'm posting this and have used both parentheses and ellipses incorrectly) but: *Worst Given the unreal emotional turmoil I've suffered, it's an understandable mistake. |
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