Kairi Sane: Human Boat

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Did you know that Kairi Sane is the daughter of Tugboat?

No one did until tonight, not until Michael Cole clarified that she's not a pirate, she has a Yacht Persona™.

Discuss WWE's second human boat.

[MGH]

HOW CAN ONE MAN SO EFFECTIVELY SUCK THE COOL OUT OF EVERY THING HUMAN KIND HAS EVER LOVED?

[S-Chrome]

I'm sad that we didn't get to see her and Asuka square off.

Next question is how many boat/water references were made on commentary.

[Sparkybob]

She is bae. That flying elbow will at least get her over like Cesaro's big swing helped him out.

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[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

"Yacht Persona" might be one of Michael Cole's worst calls ever.

This man lost touch with reality so hard that he forgot what a pirate was and somehow strung together the words YACHT PERSONA.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Jan 28, 2018 23:44:01 GMT -5 Sparkybob said:

She is bae. That flying elbow will at least get her over like Cesaro's big swing helped him out.

No. Read OP.

She is BOAT. Not BAE.

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Jan 28, 2018 23:44:47 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

"Yacht Persona" might be one of Michael Cole's worst calls ever.

This man lost touch with reality so hard that he forgot what a pirate was and somehow strung together the words YACHT PERSONA.

The funniest thing about Yacht Persona is it fits perfectly with the cadence for Nakamura chants, so now I really want to hear a crowd chant it.

[BlackoutCreature]

Jan 28, 2018 23:43:02 GMT -5 MGH said:

HOW CAN ONE MAN SO EFFECTIVELY SUCK THE COOL OUT OF EVERY THING HUMAN KIND HAS EVER LOVED?

You... you really thought the "Pirate Princess" thing was cool? Sane's an awesome athlete, but I have no idea how this character is supposed to work on the main roster and I always thought that little marching thing she does looks really silly.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Pictured: a yacht Persona

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Jan 28, 2018 23:44:47 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

"Yacht Persona" might be one of Michael Cole's worst calls ever.

This man lost touch with reality so hard that he forgot what a pirate was and somehow strung together the words YACHT PERSONA.

Mauro heard that line and was like "dude what is that reference you're making MOMMA MIA THE TOMMY WISEAU DIALOGUE OF COMMENTARY LINES" because Mauro can't help himself either.

[Bub (BLM)]

He probably did her a favor. Vince loves yachts and hates pirates.

[Deleted]

Michael Cole could find a way to ruin just about anything.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Does Toei have Queen of the Pirates trademarked or something?

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

And, another thing, I just can't get over the fact that Michael's internal monologue when Piratey McPirate came out was "SHE'S A BOAT"

If Rickie Steamboat had come out, this f***ing guy would be screaming about his complex engines and metal pistons.

[Kevin Hamilton]

This was my first time seeing her, so I had no idea what a yacht persona was even a reference to.

He could have called her a futon enthusiast, and I've have been none the wiser.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

She's adorable. But goodness her "character" (?) is stupid.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jan 28, 2018 23:46:43 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Pictured: a yacht Persona

She's Ryuji

F****, throw her away

[Perd]

Will all her merch be on sail?

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Jan 28, 2018 23:48:24 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

And, another thing, I just can't get over the fact that Michael's internal monologue when Piratey McPirate came out was "SHE'S A BOAT"

If Ricky Steamboat had come out, this f***ing guy would be screaming about his complex engines and metal pistons.

Ricky "Gundam" Steamboat.