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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 1, 2018 17:57:06 GMT -5
"On your first day of a job don't go in singing the Pretenders "Back on the Chain Gang" or any song about being in prision"
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lionheart21
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Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Feb 1, 2018 18:01:28 GMT -5
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The Unconquered Sun
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 1, 2018 18:10:59 GMT -5
Father, I'll never forget what you said to me on my first day of school. "Comb your hair, you idiot. You look Greek."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2018 21:32:09 GMT -5
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
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Kyn
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Post by Kyn on Feb 1, 2018 21:36:58 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, piss on it.
ETA: I actually only remember my father ever giving me one piece of advice. I was crying because my sister wouldn't play with me, he sat me down and gave me a serious talk about how I shouldn't cry because one day she'd need me, and I wouldn't be there for her. Which is a pretty f***ed up thing to say to a four year old. Thanks, dad.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 1, 2018 21:38:42 GMT -5
Lord loves a workin man Don't trust Whitey See a doctor and get rid of it.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Feb 1, 2018 22:03:02 GMT -5
Wear sunscreen.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Feb 1, 2018 22:18:10 GMT -5
Always tarp your load
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Post by DSR on Feb 2, 2018 1:08:47 GMT -5
I think it's time I had a talk with my kids, I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: "You ain't never gonna amount to nothin'."
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Nikki Heyman
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Feb 2, 2018 1:21:57 GMT -5
"Tell the truth, it's easier to remember."
"All your boss will care about is if you can do the work."
"Life is difficult; you're free to complain, but don't expect anyone to listen."
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Feb 2, 2018 8:29:05 GMT -5
"If you ever travel back in time..."
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 2, 2018 8:34:51 GMT -5
I know I'll never forget the critical words my father would always say to me: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 2, 2018 9:34:47 GMT -5
Lord loves a workin man Don't trust Whitey See a doctor and get rid of it. Son this is shit and this is Shinola. Shit...Shinola You gonna be alright.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2018 11:38:00 GMT -5
"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2018 12:09:32 GMT -5
"Sweep the leg. No mercy."
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y4j1981
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Post by y4j1981 on Feb 2, 2018 13:56:59 GMT -5
All my dad said was the usual type stuff:
"son, please I haven't eaten in days.... "
Or
"I prom...promise I won't spill the milk again, please don't go get the baseball bat... please son... nooooo!"
You know the usual stuff. Good times!
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 2, 2018 14:36:13 GMT -5
I remember the words my father gave me on my first day of school.
"You're not ours, so don't come back I've changed the locks"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 2, 2018 16:58:51 GMT -5
If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 2, 2018 20:07:25 GMT -5
My daddy used to say, "Blah-blebbeh-dah-blebbeh-dah-blah-blebbah-blah-dah-dah."
Oh, he did, did he? Well, wasn't that f***ing enlightening? My daddy used to say, "f*** your daddy! f*** your daddy in his wrinkled, rusted, rural country asshole!"
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