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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Mar 6, 2018 16:30:48 GMT -5
Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I've seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough. Happy 20th to The Big Lebowski
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 6, 2018 17:36:02 GMT -5
Shut the f*** up Donny.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Mar 6, 2018 18:00:50 GMT -5
I’ll be honest, the first time I saw it, I didn’t get it. But now it’s one of my favorite movies. And, I’m sure like a lot of people here, pretty much know it line for line.
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 6, 2018 18:16:54 GMT -5
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 6, 2018 18:40:25 GMT -5
Beaver? You mean vagina?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Mar 6, 2018 20:53:52 GMT -5
You wanna a toe I can get you a toe Dude.
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bob
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Post by bob on Mar 6, 2018 23:16:45 GMT -5
I’ll be honest, the first time I saw it, I didn’t get it. But now it’s one of my favorite movies. And, I’m sure like a lot of people here, pretty much know it line for line. Same here. On both points
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Mar 7, 2018 0:09:25 GMT -5
Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES??? MARK IT ZERO!!!
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 7, 2018 1:01:17 GMT -5
You wanna a toe I can get you a toe Dude. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 7, 2018 3:39:50 GMT -5
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Mar 7, 2018 5:01:07 GMT -5
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
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Post by The Barber on Mar 7, 2018 8:56:16 GMT -5
That rug really tied the room together.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 7, 2018 9:21:48 GMT -5
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