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Post by edgestar on Mar 8, 2018 20:50:23 GMT -5
I would watch every episode. Make this happen, Nickelodeon!
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Juice
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Post by Juice on Mar 8, 2018 21:01:56 GMT -5
This didn't have anything to do with the kids choice? Like not a prank for that show?
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Post by fw91 on Mar 8, 2018 21:52:32 GMT -5
Did HHH audition for the role of shovel?
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Mar 8, 2018 21:53:51 GMT -5
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Nick Jr. Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Face’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Face’s ass as Ferocious Beast was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Little Bear though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! I am the best spice in the world. I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the Nick Jr. Championship. I’ve grabbed so many of Face’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on Nick at Nite. I’m not on the poster of Nick Jr. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Little Bear is in the main event at Nick Jr. next year and I’m not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job. I’m leaving with the Nick Jr. Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor. Yo, Gabba Gabba, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Face is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag yes men, like Joe, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Face is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Face alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign... I would have gone with I’m leaving with the Nick Jr. Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Disney. Maybe…I’ll go back to Adult Swim. Regardless you deserve every of all the likes.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 8, 2018 22:00:20 GMT -5
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Nick Jr. Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Face’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Face’s ass as Ferocious Beast was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Little Bear though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! I am the best spice in the world. I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the Nick Jr. Championship. I’ve grabbed so many of Face’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on Nick at Nite. I’m not on the poster of Nick Jr. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Little Bear is in the main event at Nick Jr. next year and I’m not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job. I’m leaving with the Nick Jr. Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor. Yo, Gabba Gabba, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Face is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag yes men, like Joe, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Face is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Face alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign... You have no idea how happy you have made me with this.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 8, 2018 23:49:18 GMT -5
"Sorry guys, I'm just trying to get to Nickelodeon!"
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Post by Chiral on Mar 9, 2018 0:01:48 GMT -5
Why is the phrasing on this so weird lol. Have they found their new human "Steve"?
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Post by edgestar on Mar 9, 2018 8:37:00 GMT -5
Why is the phrasing on this so weird lol. Have they found their new human "Steve"? Because Steve was Blue's human They NEED to show his audition. It would be amazing!!
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Post by auph10imitated on Mar 9, 2018 9:03:18 GMT -5
No wonder they never wanted him to turn heel if his end game was a children's TV presenter
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Post by edgestar on Mar 9, 2018 9:56:03 GMT -5
I really want a Cena-hosted Blue's Clues. Yesterday.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2018 18:06:16 GMT -5
Hey Kids, today’s clues are
Clue 1: To Push Roughly
Clue 2: A strong feeling of support or allegiance.
Clue 3: A feeling of deep admiration for someone or something
AMADOU! DOO DOO DO DOO!
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Mar 9, 2018 19:22:02 GMT -5
Hopefully the clues are easier to see than he is...
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 9, 2018 19:40:59 GMT -5
Okay I never thought I'd say this, but Cena looks f***ing adorable in that get up. HIRE THAT MAN! (also so he can go away from wrestling) My thoughts exactly.
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Post by The Barber on Mar 10, 2018 5:50:21 GMT -5
The biggest problem is that John Cena looked behind the stage and saw this:
{Spoiler}
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 10, 2018 5:57:27 GMT -5
I won't be happy until John Cena plays M. Bison in some capacity.
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Post by Ryushinku on Mar 10, 2018 7:29:00 GMT -5
I won't be happy until Cena starts wearing that gear in matches.
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Post by Schizo on Mar 10, 2018 11:00:11 GMT -5
Blue's Clues? How is Batista not the new host?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2018 13:37:06 GMT -5
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Nick Jr. Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Face’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Face’s ass as Ferocious Beast was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Little Bear though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! I am the best spice in the world. I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the Nick Jr. Championship. I’ve grabbed so many of Face’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on Nick at Nite. I’m not on the poster of Nick Jr. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Little Bear is in the main event at Nick Jr. next year and I’m not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job. I’m leaving with the Nick Jr. Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor. Yo, Gabba Gabba, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Face is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag yes men, like Joe, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Face is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Face alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign... Salt’s forlorn yet content face makes this all the more better.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2018 20:23:34 GMT -5
I doubt he will get the role, but he would be a good fit, honesty.
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Post by hbkid718 on Mar 10, 2018 21:51:34 GMT -5
He is not hosting Blue's Clues. Nickelodeon did a presentation of all of its upcoming shows, including a new Blue's Clues. Cena is hosting the Kid's Choice Awards and he's producing a new game show. So, he just came out like this for a bit.
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